The Parlor
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- canuck0
Good luck, Vermont.
- dropdown0
Good luck, Toronto.
- TheBlueOne0
Hi.
*sits down, far away from the maddening crowds
- Congrats on quitting the Politics thread. You're doing well so far. Any withdrawal symptoms?locustsloth
- madding crowdnilsnihil
- 7point340
*cracks open a fresh can of carbonated scotch
- canuck0
this whole place has gone to shit.
And by this whole place I mean the SBT.
- I agree.canuck
- CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!! YOU WIN!!!!locustsloth
- I agree also canuck.pylon
- dropdown0
Oh Parlor my Parlor...
- canuck0
Sooo.....
*twiddles thumbs.
- canuck0
*awkward silence.
- locustsloth0
So i've started my first web design class. At the same time, my old boss sent me some work. Pretty much right after that, another guy has a bunch of work lined up for me. i'm beginning to think that the universe put me out of work for a month to kick my ass into doing something more (going back to school)
- HIGH FIVE!dropdown
- YEAH!!
*hides extra fingerslocustsloth - nicejuhls
- good news, good to have some momentum.nilsnihil
- dropdown0
So how's the web design classes coming along locust? You getting the hang of it yet? are you better than me yet?
- only the second week, but it's coming. i'm not minding the code stuff, so that's a good signlocustsloth
- serious_cat0
°x°
- juhls0
sounds great, locust. good luck
- TheBlueOne0
*pops head in, looks around. shrugs. exits.
- Great! You've disturbed the cobwebs. It took our spiders WEEKS to make thoselocustsloth
- canuck0
HELLO??? ANYONE
- locustsloth0
It's dank and musty in here. When i turn on the train set, the cow-catcher on the engine rolls up a ball of dust and hair so big that it stops the train... and then catches on fire.
There are water stains on some of the couches (well, i can only assume it's water) and it doesn't matter that the soda at the bar is flat 'cause mice have pooped in all the glasses anyway.
Remember the good times, guys? When this as a faux-sanctuary from the other sanctuaries?
Now what is it? It's emptiness has become it's own joke. "Nope, no one here" the all too common punchline.
i didn't imagine this place back to life with googled pictures of construction and grand openings for it to become a home for vagrats and lay-abouts (present company excluded, of course).
So let's make it something! Let's dazzle the world. Let's put on all the makeup in our mommies' drawers and put on a show. Let's invite mods here and hunt them down for sport! Secret passwords, unknown languages, decoder rings and cottage cheese!!
LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST PLACE WE NEVER SOME TO...EVER!!!- *farts, dieslocustsloth
- I don't remember the good timesnilsnihil
- they remember you7point34
- canuck0
Congrats Mike !
- francoisfido0
i blink my eyes at you!
- TheBlueOne0
*coughs, looks awkwardly around
- francoisfido0
*spits, kicks dirt