Friday Silly Time!
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- schjetne
It's on!
- mayo0
poot!
- schjetne0
poop!
- unknown0
Okay then:
When we were in high school we had two friends who felt no dare was too much. Our lunch break ended when many freshman were in between classes (we were Seniors) and using the restroom. One of these friends would go to the restroom, and, wearing swim goggles and a Freddy Krueger glove I gave him, step up to the wall stall and drop his pants to pee, almost always while a young fearful freshman was standing next to him. He would put the krueger glove up on the wall and begin screaming in this made up langauge, real japanese mixed with german kind of sounds.
As time went on, two people started doing this, they would stand to the right and left of someone and drop their pants.
On the best dare of all, we had planned that they would do this completely naked. In High School. 1995.
They walked into the bathroom, stripped completely down save for skateboard shoes and socks, and walked to the stall, and thanks be to God there was some young impressionable kid waiting to be horrified.
What's better is that some hick looking maintenance man in his 30s walked out of a stall just as one naked friend was walking to the stall-he literally brushed his full frontal nakedness against this man by bumping into him, and looked into his eyes and said, "Hey! How's it goin'?"The janitor backed away, looked towards the doorway and saw a dozen of us jockeying for a good view, making it even more shocking. This guys eyes kept darting all around like he'd just seen an alien walk through a wall.
If I remember, I might have wet my pants rolling in the hallway laughing. good times. and I swear to God on millions of bibles that all of this is true.
- Bio0
silly time my ass.
bitch.
- schjetne0
omglolroflmaokthxggtttyl!
- subSTANCE0
woah now... calm it... not TOO silly... he didn't say "Friday Too Silly Time"... just plain silly... that was way out of line...
son of a bitch I am bored...
- Gorbie0
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- Gorbie0
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- swollenelbow0
LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO!!
- unknown0
a man walks into a bar
- subSTANCE0
ouch!
did it hurt the man?... was he okay?... were people laughing at him?...
I would probably laugh at him
- swollenelbow0
i would have had shots with that man and then punched him.
- unknown0
i dunno, i wasn't there.
someone told me about it last week.
if i hear anything else i'll let you know.
- Bio0
what up jackasses? i am bored outta my fucking mind.
i get to leave early today. check this shit:my friends are having their bachelor's and bachelorette's party in New Orleans. the bridesmaid is throwing the party. she send us all an email telling us to bring http://porno tapes/dvds, http://lubricant, http://vibrators, http://dildos, http://blankets, http://blindfolds, http://handcuffs, and http://$40.00 in http://onehttp://dollarhttp://bills.
now i admit, ive done some weird shit before... but for the first time in my life, i am frightened for my purity and innocence. i am not sure what the blankets are for... and that is what scares me the most. haha. they have rented 6 suites on Bourbon Street.
i am surprised to find myself more than a little nervous. i bought a cheesy porno yesterday, and my bag is filled with KY tubes and some ramen noodled (in case I lose my eating money on some strippers)
so when monday rolls around... i might have some interesting stories for you all. i plan to break my sober streak bigtime. knowing my friends, http://shithttp://willhttp://gethttp://outtahttp://hand.
=p
- unknown0
block up your hole with a cork bio, and you should be set.
- BonSeff0
god speed Bio
god speedask for a reach around
:D
- unknown0
yak!
- swollenelbow0
sounds like a riot bio! keep your armor on you!
- Bio0
hmm... well, the rooms will be for guys and girls. and then a couple rooms for the already married people if they dont wanna hang.
i will be wearing my "prostate protecter" though.
if someone manages to get thru it though, i will certainly request a reacharound. bleheheh.