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- emukid0
things are easier when you have actual talent and/or skill. this is something i often tend to forget. however it is not such a bad thing because if i didn't live in denial, i'd probably never start anything. plus autumn is coming and it's too late to give up.
- PonyBoy0
That's a good point, emu... but it saddens me that if I were to be as honest and forthright as you're being... I could really only put down 'total hack' on my resume...
... i think that's why I'm in my 5th year of freelancing.
Denial is my warm fuzzy pink and blue blanket.
- blankets need at least 2 colors in order to be comfortingPonyBoy
- i have a rainbow blanketemukid
- i take it everywhereemukid
- plus you have talent. it's people like you who make me look like shit. now if only your work was shit too, i'd feel betteremukid
- as in, if only everyone's work was as shitty as mineemukid
- aww_salisae_
- emu... you just earned yourself a hug, my friend. :)
Did my part get tossed? I can has rock throws?PonyBoy - yes! this weekend. i will get on google chat. you are the star of the film my friendemukid
- _salisae_0
what does freelancing have to do with your feeling like a total hack?
- he meant that since he did not put total hack on his resume, he is able to freelance and make the millionsemukid
- plus he is far from a hack. he is merely trying to make me feel better but i am far too confident about my lack of confidence to fall for his tricksemukid
- confidence to fall for his tricks.emukid
- haha... no... i'm a hack... but thanks for reversing my attempt at a reversalPonyBoy
- PonyBoy0
i'm a social hack, _salisae_... very easily intimidated in the work place...
... i feel like i hide in freelancing...
... although i'd of kept the chicago gig if they totally didn't LIEEEE... i was so ready to try again!!!!
- but you have Theee Big Brown Eyes. Trust me, you can win people over with them.Jaline
- you can...Jaline
- Three big brown eyes?
Is that a typo? or did I mis-read.Spookytim - It's like "the", but "thee". Like olden-day, announcer-types.Jaline
- huh?... what u speakin' 'bout, Jaline?!! I have 2 hazel eyes and 1 bleached eye.PonyBoy
- OK, but your eyes are very puppy-dog-like.Jaline
- *pantsPonyBoy
- hah, you know what I mean.Jaline
- post a picture here and everyone will agree with me.Jaline
- they'll all agree i look like a hackPonyBoy
- PonyBoy0
btw...
...
_salisae_ has the nicest set of underscores I've seen in some time...
- Jaline0
I'm eagerly awaiting emu's portfolio (no pressure). Did you have a site up before? I can't remember.
- i've never had a portfolio nor do i have the kind of work that can be put in a portfolioemukid
- i would like to see this too._salisae_
- show some pieces off.Jaline
- that wolf print was ace!Jaline
- you can only show off something that is half decent. i've found it to be a difficult task to try and show off utter shite.emukid
- shite. unfortunate but true.emukid
- emukid0
*frolicks
- In the autumn mist?Spookytim
- In a land called Galilee?Spookytim
- (Puff the magic dragon, lives by the sea)Spookytim
- it's me and pony frolicking through the forestemukid
- Ah, okay, I'll errr... I'll pck up my things, and ah, and.. okay...
bye, ...
okay bye.Spookytim - Spooks, Puff knew how to have a good time. I appreciate your song because it took me to better times.Jaline
- Good Times. Little Jackie Paper used to make me cry though. Such a sad story. Such a lovable little child.Spookytim
- I don't remember the little man. Just the dragon.Jaline
- i realize there is no K in frolicemukid
- PonyBoy0
*accidentally brushes against _salisae_'s right underscore...
... twice
- PIITB0
Well I wish I could say its been fun but...
- emukid0
in the check out line a few minutes ago i noticed this month's issue of GQ magazine has gisele on the cover. i almost bought it but i only had enough money for one item. it was a choice between the double shot espresso and gisele, and i may have not chosen wisely, as expected.
- Actually, I noticed that one too. Magazines are waay overpriced, but I did like that photo...Jaline
- omgitsacamera0
wow, alot of things can happen in an hour.
first off, my friend and I were going to get lunch when these three punk-arse skinheads in wifebeaters glared at me and were saying 'you'd better watch out.' so i mind my buisness and get my lunch. we had take away so we could eat in the park, nice and cool. then suddenly this asian driver nearly rear ended the volvo in front of him, and the driver of said volvo yelled shut up because the driver in back of him was honking. so the skinheads i was talking about were going, "That's right! You tell him brother! Fucking Chink can't drive for shit." So then I was really thinking of saying, "You people are the fucking problem of this country." I wanted to slap them upside the head for being fucking idiots.
So then, lunch over, me and my friend hung out, etc, and before he had to leave to do volunteer work at the hospital, this lady was shouting things like, "You ain't no god damn patriot you fucking terrorist. You fucking muslim slob.", and "You get out of my fucking life or I will fucking rip you and your girl's head off." The two of us thought that she was scolding her kid, because there looked to be a stroller in front of her. Then we thought of her talking to her husband/bf on a headset, but she was acutally shouting to herself. And the stroller? It was actually a crate of stuffed animals, and she was coddling a teddy bear herself. So the police eventually approached her, but, a few min. later, I was waiting for the bus, she came back. She apparently started shouting to the pigeons around her, and everyone seemed to check the time when she started talking. There was no way I was going to be in the same bus as her, and it was going to be late anyways, so I just took the train back. (I may have gotten a shot of her and her crate, ill check.)
Weird. I know.
- This is rare for where you live, aye?ismith
- yep.omgitsacamera
- Jaline0
- NSFW!Jaline
- pervcanuck
- dedicated to emu.
:P canuck :)Jaline - emu, spam my profile.Jaline
- or anyone, for that matter.Jaline
- (I accidentally deleted my comments)Jaline
- Much nicer. But could use more nudity.ismith
- Sometimes...nudity doesn't make someone any more attractive.Jaline
- It's not about attractiveness, it's about fappability, and I say the second one needs clear nipple and thinner underwear :Pismith
- OK, carry on. I don't agree though.Jaline
- I'm not saying she doesn't look good, just that to me the only point of looking at her in this situation wants a little moreismith
- Obviously if you're not looking to bust a nut then this is some fine imagery with no need of change. (imo)ismith
- To each their own :)Jaline
- emukid0
so i watched The Happening. all i'd like to say about it is that it was certainly better than Wanted.
- well, that's a bit of a plus.Jaline
- yet on imdb, Wanted has a rating of 7.5 and Happening (understandably) has a rating of 5.4.emukid
- i just want to reiterate that Wanted was a terrible pile of cunt.emukid
- I thought we agreed we do not watch this film until it hits TBS... or was that just me and I'm pushing my will on you?PonyBoy
- i think it was just you. plus when i am bored, i often find myself at the movies by myself.emukid
- Hmm...my sister liked Wanted. But she also likes Angelina Jolie.Jaline
- u should call me and cosmo... we're usually just as bored.PonyBoy
- cosmo is usually missing in action these days. i email and call but he is hardly there.emukid
- hmmm... he works too much - he power-slept this past weekend... total sissy.PonyBoy
- ********0
Had a nice drive tonight with a good friend. We took an old road up a mountain where lots of tourists walk this time of year. The look on their faces was priceless as we drove by them.
If you have Google Earth, you can see the route with this file
http://jensoffersen.com/junk/esj…
- _salisae_0
Excuse me, Sir. What is that strange looking package above your head?
Oh that. That's a McGuffin. That's for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands.
But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands.
Then that's no McGuffin.
- I love Hitchcock.MrOneHundred
- :)_salisae_
- you're very good at getting a reference, mr100. i've noticed._salisae_
- My knowledge is very broad, but very shallow.MrOneHundred
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- Jaline0
I don't even know why I keep my MySpace page.
- So we can be buddies. Actually, you just reminded me to delete my account.ismith
- so you can say things like "foreplay, not war play"locustsloth
- that's so old...I'm updating it now. But I never use it. I just want to keep it there b/c it took me hours to modify the code.Jaline
- My Virb profile also took hours, but it looks so much better. MySpace is shite.
http://virb.com/jalJaline - Nice. I loved Virb for a bit, but then I got flooded with friend requests and in the end I'm all facebook.ismith
- Yeah, that's probably the only one I kind of keep up with now.Jaline
- ismith0
...and cancelled. My MySpace profile, that is.
- Why are all my friends' dads joining facebook?!ismith
- So that you can delete yours in 6 months.MrOneHundred
- So this girl's real last name is Xu, but she has to spell it SHOE. wtf?omgitsacamera
- Lowest common denominator.MrOneHundred
- locustsloth0
Well it certainly looks like Hedge has accomplished what he set out to do on the God & Jesus thread. He needed a new button to press; religion was the biggest, reddest and easiest to reach. With a scant amount of responses and notes, he managed to generate 4 pages of QBNers quibbling amongst themselves. At least some of the jeebus pics were funny