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- Jaline0
I'm going to put up a page with a bunch of chossy quotes later (which I have collected). Guaranteed to cheer anyone up.
- Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching youJaline - Ill be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you playJaline - Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching youJaline - He and I are partners so make sure you send me 40% of all royalties.Spookytim
- OK, SpooksterJaline
- Every breath you take
- ********0
Last post from this account.
Good bye.
- Who cares?********
- noooooJaline
- yeeeeeees
the account is tired******** - You won't be as nice though, which is sad. Oh wellzzz...I'm sure we'll get used to you :)Jaline
- hehe, my account is definitely tired...Jaline
- 12345********
- Maybe just give out the password info.canuck
- a monumental achievement********
- nice, 12345Jaline
- I will be much nicer now, I already have a new bad mouth account********
- Shut upStrongbad
- Arhha, there we go********
- Teen Girl Square ftwJaline
- x2********
- Who cares?
- Jaline0
heh, every few days 7.34 has a theme. For the past few days it was watermelon. Today it's pee.
- chossy0
I pissed in my mouth once before!!!!.
I was on the top of ben vorlich, and it was a hoor of a windy day anyway I fully needed a slash so I went down hill a wee bit and loosened off my tweeds enough to get the end of the old chap out, turned my back to the wind and spread my legs then let the deluge forth, I immediatly got piss all over my face and lots of it :'( I was soaked!!!. Basically all the wind was coming up and through my legs and when my piss got out it just floated straight up into my fucking face and mouth and stuff!!!.
- The wind is my enemy.Jaline
- Must have felt like you were pissing in spacecreative-
- Parts of the experience were interesting.chossy
- AHAHAHAHAHA Genius. This too should a be a figurine. Piss Mouth Chossy, with extendable pipe.Spookytim
- You could have action piss version where you thrash the head from side to side and it squirts the piss up Noooo piss piss piss.chossy
- piss piss etc. as you thrash the head it would act like a pump.chossy
- 7point340
i immediately regret attempting to search for a funny picture of "piss mouth"
people will do crazy things to get on the internet, and to think, all i did was sign up on here...
- Spookytim0
New, from Mattel®
Piss Mouth Chossy
Fully Articulated Urethra. Poseable penis. Pump action legs deliver a life like jet of urine right up his nose.Waterski Crash Chossy
Fully poseable limbs that actually fly off when you throw it across the kitchenPicnic Bad Egg Chossy
A complete set includes: Fully Poseable Chossy, Fully Posable Chossygirl, picnic spread, and adorable spanial with life-like rectum that actually drops figgy rolls every time you press his little head.Sex pest Chossy
Fully Articulated with whip-down® trousers and
squeeze-to-play pre-recorded post coital sshhhh-shhhh-soothing dialogue.FTO Chossy
Semi Articulated figurine that bends at the waist and spends all weekend painting his manifold bright red.
- chossy0
- At least action man can cover his lack of genitals with is blue Daisy Dukeslocustsloth
- The one printed on the box looks like he's hunkering down to blow a figgy.Spookytim
- Indeed with realistic muscle definition due to straining of the shittening trackts.chossy
- Spookytim0
What are you referring to _Salisae_ ?
- the fatalism, the Hoover, the sobbing, the matell dolls, the dehydrated lacrimal ducts._salisae_
- add self mutilation and you've described me to a tee********
- Oh that, that's just a bit of bloggy bollocks. I think he must be busy or away from his desk.Spookytim
- Dehydrated ducks?!?! Like Duck Jerky or something?locustsloth
- goes great with rabbit head blood porridge.... i've said too much...7point34
- Kelpie's fine. I just had a fax from him. Its his trans-gender encounter group's day out today, so no internet accessSpookytim
- yup, QBN down - see below email to spooky for my gratitude at your concern miss salisaekelpie
- Spookytim0
THIS JUST IN FROM KELPIE...
"Tell _salisae_ I'll always love her, even in death, and not to blame herself.
K x"
He was a great great man. I'm removing my hat out of respect, and I don't even have one on.
- Jnr_Madison0
'...think of it like bukakke but without the mess...'
- dry humping?7point34
- How does that work?ismith
- Rainbow facial.Jnr_Madison
- chossy0
THIS IS BULLSHIT YO!
No-one is speaking to me, my fucking sweet assed lady isn't answering the phone my dick bag flat mate isn't answering the phone and absolutely no-one is replying to my emails !!!!!! I'm about to go nuts up in the mother fucker yo!.
- ********0
Watcing JJ Abrams
"Fringe"
Pilot.Heard some good things about it
- How is it so far? I'm a little fed up with JJ Abrams.ismith
- I didn't like him before, but "Lost" was good, and the episode of "The Office" he directed was also hilarious.Jaline
- I have this too. Have yet to watch it. Not sure if I like Josh Jackson, but he may win me over. *cue emukidJaline
- does emu like joshua jackson?7point34
- the way canuck likes his llamas?7point34
- the love that dare not speak its name7point34
- ITB7point34
- cloverfield was good too,
star trek will be good too,
so far its good, i only wtahced 10mins so far******** - no, emu notes how I always claim I have files I never watch on my computer, and that I don't like certain actorsJaline
- ninjasavant0
i need some coffee but its hot as balls today and i dont feel like getting up
- PonyBoy0
grrr... back taxes... grrr.
- locustsloth0
i started to get upset because i thought that someone next door was using a chainsaw while my wife and 3 yr old were trying to nap. Then i realized that it was my optical drive burning a DVD