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study break. 14:10
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What's a good way to relieve back ache aside from popping some pain killers?
- Alcohol.canuck
- My back is actually kind of knackered this morning too. Has been last couple of days.canuck
- It's my lower back and has been a bit ropey since last week.creative-
- I knew we shouldn't have done it on a hard concrete floor.creative-
- ffs.canuck
- I was talking about having a kick around at the weekend. You and your dirty mindcreative-
- I was just saying 'ffs' what are you on about ?canuck
- Deep Heat rub!Fariska
- I have no idea. It's Monday and I haven't woken up yetcreative-
- pills are the only true friend of back pain.Jnr_Madison
- Hang by your feet holding four shopping bags filled with urine. For six days.Spookytim
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pies
- This is the best thread today http://www.qbn.com/t…creative-
- not bad.
I'm Atheist though********
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when in rome do as the romanians
eh, pablo_28?- there's no pit deep enough for the emptiness********
- We expect something more from someone whose only topics are "sex in art" & "metro striptease"locustsloth
- There's supposed to be a question mark after thatlocustsloth
- Hahahahaha, time he met logout...creative-
- i agreelocustsloth
- When with Rome ... be very, very careful.********
- there's no pit deep enough for the emptiness
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no one cares about your taste in music unless it's been published in a magazine or some other avenue of celebrity
- or anything at all, reallykelpie
- nods head...********
- Better to express your opinion about music than your opinion about politics or religionlocustsloth
- hear hearcanuck
- just kidding. i'm always interested.canuck
- don't get me wrong, I fervently wish people would care about my taste in music********
- I like Coldplaycreative-
- chossy0
I don't care about anything but Rand.
- That could be a BJ Thomas songlocustsloth
- rand drops keep fallin on my head********
- Or maybe Charlie Rich " The Most Beautiful Rand in the World"locustsloth
- pascii0
god must hate 2advanced
- Spookytim0
Put your sweet lips, a little closer, to the phone,
and let's pretend, that we're together, all alone.I'll tell the man, to turn the jukebox, way down low,
and you can tell, your friend there with you, he'll have to go.
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a few hours ago I was studying about the Hiëroglyphs, Chinese Shang- & Zhouperiod.
- just watch 080808********
- the chinese invented everything but the windmill...Greedo
- just watch 080808
- neue75_bold0
I've been bedridden for about 48 hours, with no food in the house and the wee lass doesn't return from London until late tonight...
I should never have clicked on the favorite chocolate bar thread...
- 48 = 10neue75_bold
- no food = nothing I wantneue75_bold
- delivery?********
- order a pizza.Jnr_Madison
- bedridden = asleep?creative-
- I don't have the strength to make it down the stairs...neue75_bold
- Have pie
creative- - wee lass = my handneue75_bold
- ...clicked on the... = did all those drugs last weekneue75_bold
- no more!neue75_bold
- jesus will provide********
- no more! = continue pleaselocustsloth
- where is my dog now?neue75_bold
- You're the dog now, manlocustsloth
- where's your chew toy now?********
- the joke breaks down sooner than expected********
- this is gold, I tell ye********
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I love the saxofone solo in Maroon 5 - Sunday Mornings
It is a saxofone, isn't it?
- Jaline0
Saxophone solos are THE BEST THING EVER. Maybe it's because I play the instrument, but if a song has a solo like that (or other awesome instruments) it automatically gets extra points from me.
- love it.********
- 'other awesome instruments'. That made me chucklecreative-
- http://www.youtube.c…Greedo
- love it.
- Spookytim0
Digdre, you have just confessed to listening to, and enjoying, Maroon5. Please leave the QBN immediately. Do not stop to bid anybody farewell, do not attempt to contact anyone independently.
Maroon5.
Ma-ROOOOON-Five man... MAROOOON. MAROOOON.
For example: "Hi, We are a band called "MAROOOOOOOON 5" and I am the lead singer and I am easily the most fucking punchable fucking wanker in the world"
or, for example: In at number 345 this week, its a bunch of preening, self adoring plebtarts called Maroon5, yes MAROOOOOOOOOONfive".
I liked you Digdre. Please just go now. You have done much worse than funding terrorism. You have funded Maroooon5.
- Oh, and take Creative "ColdPlate" McSpatula with you too. Both of you, walk the earth. Find your shame.Spookytim
- Moron 5creative-
- 2 words Spooky: wedding invites...creative-
- Oh Dear. Okay... criticisms withdrawn, for now. Enjoy your ponce-rock, you pitiful degenerates.Spookytim
- Someone's gotta keep Mr & Mrs Paltrow's kid fed and watered.creative-
- shhhhhhhFariska
- chossy0
nobody made the snaxaphone yet?... my brilliant idea for an instrument and a lovely snack :E
- Or the recreational sexaphonecreative-
- Every bite would change the pitch and hawl of the note. I made 'hawl' up, just now.Spookytim
- my favorite chocolate barGreedo
- Bugles are close
http://www.taquitos.…locustsloth - haha, lovelyJaline
- clever. can hardly stand brass though._salisae_
- However, it's totally gross to play instruments (that require you to blow in them) and eat at the same time.Jaline
- Jaline0
Spooky, Maroon 5 sucks hard and the lead singer is shite, but "Sunday Mornings" is not terribly horrible.
- Never heard them, but I remember in high school this one girl had sex with him when he came to town apparently.********
- Sounds about right.canuck
- weird. he basically has sex with a model (his gf) in a music video. I roll my eyes whenever bands do that.Jaline
- To be honest, I also had sex with him. That what hurts so much. He never called me. He said I was 'Special'Spookytim
- SpecialtimGreedo
- Never heard them, but I remember in high school this one girl had sex with him when he came to town apparently.
- chossy0
I did a search for snaxaphone and I rule google :D
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Welp ... off to AT&T to switch over from Sprint finally.
Subconsciously lost my phone the other day so ... meh, hopefully this doesn't cost too much, haha.
- I have to find some cool plan for long distance stuff :PJaline
- Haha yea. Welp, I may be phoneless until the iPhone comes in since they had to order it.********
- They wouldn't even give me a loner, I joked with the lady, "This isn't how to start a business relationship here."********
- And she started going how it's not her call, and I just laughed and went, "I'm kidding, it'll be a nice change to not have a phone for awhile."********
- phone for awhile." That was a blatant lie though, as it feels absolutely horrible, haha.********
- hahaJaline
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no Spooky, i won't leave because I admit that i like that saxophone solo.
No spooky.. nono.. that was not kind of you.
- Spookytim0
I used to drive Alfas. They are cash black hole when they go wrong though so when my duahgter came along my missus said "No more Alfas, I am choosing our next car". She wanted something she could see out of and park with small wheels, huge windows and mirrors, soft bouncy suspension and nice comfy seats.
So, ffs, I've had to endure our family car being a Suzuki Swift for the last year.
Arguements about me buying myself a more 'manly' sort of car for myself are nixed immediately by her hippie mentality pointing out that two cars is bad for a tiny family like ours with one stay at home parent. She will never, ever drive anything I would want though, and as she drives round in it all day, it has to be a 12bhp smurfette wagon.
So, I have finally realsied what I must do, and I'm getting one of these....
- a JPEG?7point34
- Duahgter is like a standard daughter, but with two heads.Spookytim
- Yes, I'm going to start collecting Jpegs. I'm putting extra shelves up for them, and selling my gliders.Spookytim
- "12bhp smurfette wagon" hahahahacreative-
- its all fun and games until someone loses an eye...Greedo
- if you do get one, please be safe. wear your helmet. it didn't fall in the lake did it? http://awake.graphic…7point34
- i hear Flash can make a Suzuki SWFlocustsloth
- Disclaimer: That is NOT ME in 7.34's picture.Spookytim
- but it sure is your helmet7point34