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- emukid0
i am afraid i find some of you terribly annoying and i can only hope you feel the same about me.
- okay i was really talking about just one person and am too passive aggressive to speak directly.emukid
- last sup?_salisae_
- don't worry, I'll show myself the door little fella...neue75_bold
- sal, you know this is about you, right?emukid
- thank neue. i neue you'd understandemukid
- don't leave me here by myselfemukid
- i am afraid i love all of you and can't live without youemukid
- sorry emu, I've got people to look down on and places to avoid...neue75_bold
- at least you're feeling something, right?_salisae_
- i am feeling people up. that's about it.emukid
- it feels like an all pervading golden... either light, or shower********
- i am actually concerned that you hate me. though im not sure what i did?7point34
- I like you. A lot********
- the irony is so thick i can brush it from my face using sarcasm7point34
- emu speaks in riddlesJaline
- i like 7.34 a lot too. witty guy. wit-E guy._salisae_
- I meant it--you're funny and a great addition to this forum********
- ********0
is something happening here?
and what it is ain't exactly clear?
- omgitsacamera0
Overslept. Missed the speech. Anyone want to tell me what's going on here?
- ********0
So I just got this e-mail that had EST referenced twice.
I know I shouldn't get that angry, or angry at all, but it really fucking auto-programs my alarm clock.* I mean come the fuck on. It's EDT for Christ's sake you dumb bitch. Not until the first Sunday of November (the 02nd) will it be back to EST ... I mean how the fuck do you not know that?!
Doesn't help that this person is close to being the most annoying person I've ever had the displeasure of meeting (not in person mind you). I've been working with her for a few months now and she always sounds like she's crying, or just got done crying, when she talks and has a real fucking nasally voice. My G-d, it's like a mix between more whiny Olive Oyl and a young male who is going through puberty where it cracks all the time (never happened to me actually now that I think about it ... the voice thing).
Plus her G-d damn dog barks all the time on conference calls. She isn't very bright, cuts people off, and talks over people. Also, isn't qualified for her job and can't seem to think in a coherent fashion silently to herself.
"Uhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhh .... * Unintelligible Noise. *"
Hrm ... so I guess after all of that I think I may actually have found someone I actually hate.
On top of that she's married, so some dumb fuck actually deals with this on a daily basis before he commits suicide, or kills her.
The above just further cements in my mind that I'm going to die alone. All that from her not knowing the difference between EDT and EST. Aggravating.
* Instead of "grinds my gears." I mean, I've never grinded a gear before, so I figure that phrase should be updated for people who attempt to avoid manual labour at all costs.
- poison her donuts_salisae_
- is this another jab at me?7point34
- Not everything is about you.********
- But in this case it is actually.********
- Haha, I wouldn't poison her doughnuts if I ever met her. I'd seriously consider punching her like she was a man in her face though.********
- you got all uppity on me once for quoting you in the anthology thread using EST.7point34
- and then you called me a "shit toucher"7point34
- and i probably made an animated gif about rainbows...7point34
- and the world made sense again7point34
- hahah I did. I hate that shit. It really auto-programs my alarm clock.********
- what the...I always use "est"Jaline
- (capitalized, of course)Jaline
- strawberry alarm clock?7point34
- Well ... you are 'Barefoot in Baltimore.'
OHHHHHHH!!! OHHHHH!!!!******** - OHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!******** - THE HONEYMOON IS OVER AT 03:08PM(EDT). GREAT. JUST GREAT.********
- Am I in the minority then who is just kind of uppity about the whole EDT/ EST thing? Do people not care about these minute details of life, haha?********
- minute details of life?********
- no one cares. it's just you. i'd comfort you but it's hard walking to pittsburgh, especially barefoot7point34
- That was a song by Strawberry Alarm Clock. * WHOOSH *
That was the sound of my reference going over j00r head!******** - no, i got it.
WHIIIIIIZ that's the sound of me pissing on j00r head7point34 - is this about werner erhard?********
- OK, if a grammar nazi doesn't care then there's something wrong here...Jaline
- omgitsacamera0
John McCain in front of the press now seems really boring after Obama's speech.
- locustsloth0
The wife, kids and i went to the playground in our small town yesterday. There was a boy and a girl already playing there, roughly the same age.
My 3 yr old, who is not at all shy, starts telling the kids "i have a cat named Oscar". This is typically his second line to strangers, after telling them his name about 9 times.
But this time the boy says "Was he orange and yellow and white?"
Turns out his family had our cat but gave it to the Humane Society. It wouldn't be so bizarre if the Humane Society wasn't 3 towns away. What are the odds?- How the world works sometimes...omgitsacamera
- you stole a 3year old's cat?7point34
- He was 7, but yup, punched him in the gut, snatched the kitty and ran like the dickenslocustsloth
- what of his pokemans?7point34
- snatched as well. And then burned before his eyes..after i defecated on themlocustsloth
- goooood.
gooooooooood.7point34 - Will there be anything else, Master?locustsloth
- you both worry me. a lot. but i like it. a lot.emukid
- i would have also accepted a story about a dog named oscar and a chinese food restaurant7point34
- WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A SICKO?!?!?!locustsloth
- .... yes.7point34
- i'll see myself out7point34
- *faps out silently7point34
- gooood
gooooooooodlocustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
things i want:
ffffound invite
invalid's bear logo
- thanks in advance!omgitsacamera
- make your own bear logo.7point34
- or something equally arbitary like a wombat, or a snail7point34
- check email********
- a bear holding a cameralocustsloth
- liaromgitsacamera
- i really feel like helping you out, problem is, we just moved and everything is a shambles...Greedo
- ********0
things I give:
lol
sup
- emukid0
things i think about in the middle of the night:
night errors
buyer's remorse
- canuck0
- WHAT DID YOU TYPE? DO IT AGAIN!emukid
- OR GTFO!emukid
- I can't I fear if I do it again I will be vaporized.canuck
- don't feat the vapor. life is too short.emukid
- needs more cowbelllocustsloth
- I think it mistook my post for malwarecanuck
- But you now ... together ... on one line.********
- Error:
• Response: Your request is being chewed over and spat out by an angry mob of cunts********
- creative-0
;-(
- omgitsacamera0
Wow, this woman who handled her family's finances killed herself right before the house was going to be foreclosed.
- lives are being destroyed in front of our eyes********
- not news old chum********
- lives are being destroyed in front of our eyes
- emukid0
the next post will be amazing. nothing can prepare us for it. it will forever change our lives and the fate of mankind. it will never be the same again. behold post 22222 on page 1111.
- fuck. i was wrong about the page. it's all ruined.emukid
- my reputation -- in shreds. my fate -- unknown.emukid
- goodbye cruel blog.emukid
- dismissed7point34
- mired in failurecanuck
- sired in glory********
- off topic: are dismissed users usually reinstated after a certain amount of time?********
- Sometimes you can get your name back. I was canuck2 for a while until I begged for forgiveness.canuck
- no gung_hoek, you are fucked for life. like elton john.emukid
- not unless you get enough people to petition7point34
- i will sign anything. anything at all. there is nothing left for me.emukid
- strange, this account got resinstated, the original is still gone. nevermind.********
- Unknowncanuck
- rafalski0
- Well done sir.
* Puts on party hat.******** - I wouldn't have done it without emukid's assistance sirrafalski
- you are a kind man to acknowledge a failure like myself.emukid
- oldsmobile odo?********
- http://www.flickr.co…rafalski
- http://www.flickr.co…canuck
- Well done sir.