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- Greedo0
sometimes i see all those 1s up there ↑ and it makes me think digitally...
- Jaline0
^ that reminds me of:
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
Yay, dead, dead, dead.
We used poisonous gasses
(With traces of lead)
To poison their asses.
(Actually their lungs)
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0000001Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo...
- lajj0
This morning I was dreaming of nice naked ladies who suddenly all transformed in naked dudes with enormous dongs. that was horrifying. After that, while making my way to the shower, I walked by a nice poodle of cat vomit.
The ride to work was fast, aggressive and dangerous. I had to take my car because my bike was stolen monday night. My insurance company is a bitch, telling me that, since my GT model was discontinued, I will be riding a lame Kona from now on.
Then, arriving to work, I was surprised with a nice pile of work to do, all rush, deliverable before noon, because the printer is waiting for the artworks, but the proof reader is nowhere to be found. So I have to deal with multiple phone calls, from the client, who wants to know when he will receive the finals to get them approved by his clique of marketing mofos, and from the printer who want to schedule his press for the night. Plus, I have to calibrate this stupid Epson printer, and I just realized that we are out of yellow toner WHAT THE HELL WHO MAKE THE INVENTORY HERE.
Then my boss came back from his lunch, half drunk, asking me if all is ok, because he wants to leave early today. While eating a fucking Ferrero and talking to me, he spit chocolate over my keyboard and screen, then wander around my desk, deblatering about golf and whatnot without asking me if I care. God It's only 2pm damn it. I want to go to lunch, but I cant because my coworker just had twins and somebody have to be at the office just in case. This sucks.
- Jaline0
Many sad stories at QBN today.
- ********0
my MBP is running hot!
djeez, not even PS is open.72°C
5600 rpm- Get SMC fan control, or buy something to help with the air, like:
http://www.blueloung…Jaline - i have fancontrol. it does not go slower when I say it should********
- Get SMC fan control, or buy something to help with the air, like:
- canuck0
my MBP !
- _salisae_0
i was hired to design a logo as well as another studio. the client is in love with mine and everyone is really happy about it as it's made the campaign stronger. but i just got word that my boss sent the other studio my logo along with a reference board. what does that mean?
i know it's their property .. but why would they give it to the other studio? doesn't make any sense.
- the other studio's logos were so bad they even asked me to clean up their work. i'm really confused._salisae_
- ask your money, go home.********
- I don't understand... is there a small but crucial missing piece of information here?********
- but they have me doing other work._salisae_
- It's your property, and they sent it without permission? If they choose the other logo and it looks remotely like yours, you can sue.omgitsacamera
- I understand it now... they must have some unexplainable loyalty to the other studio********
- but it's fucked up********
- :..(_salisae_
- have you asked them?********
- Can you ask your boss why it happened? Or is there not that kind of relationshiplocustsloth
- asked them why?********
- demand answers!emukid
- the AD who gave me the info probably shouldn't have. he's uphappy currently and made a point to tell me his work drama last week._salisae_
- last week. i don't know if he's just trying to stir up trouble or if there's a genuine need for concern._salisae_
- i want to write my boss and ask but i'm afraid it'll get the AD in trouble and come across as very aggressive._salisae_
- What if you approach it from an innocent "i don't understand this" rather than a "Why the F did you do this!?"locustsloth
- be sure to bat your eyelashes while askingemukid
- i've been working from home .. i know they're meeting right now about it. should i go in and get answers?_salisae_
- it's not like i typed out a font. i drew the letters and created a logo presentation to explain the brand._salisae_
- yes. and bat your eyelashes.emukid
- also, do the opposite of everything i say. always.emukid
- it might be too aggressive to just pop in suddenly._salisae_
- i'm going to have to trust that there was a legit reason until i hear from them._salisae_
- finally got an answer back as to why .. but it's just a guess. he said he thinks he wanted to show them what he liked._salisae_
- so your work is good and theirs will get better as a result?
Congratulations. someone owes you.******** - bat for eyelashes********
- emukid0
i think the potato salad was poisoned.
- Stecchino0
Spread a thin layer of Milk of Magnesia (unflavored is best) over problem areas. Allow to dry. Rinse off with water. Repeat once or twice a week
- ********0
- omgitsacamera0
- ~ 120º Fomgitsacamera
- damnit omething is wrong here********
- whatomgitsacamera
- _salisae_0
i remember one time i was in an elevator at my apartment complex with this girl, who happened to be black. it was actually an old roosevelt high school in atlanta and there were a lot of black people who lived there. sounds weird but i grew up around this kind of folk so i have a certain appreciation for them. anyway, i was trying to make small talk (which i'm horrid at) about my laundry and somehow the topic of separating the whites from the colored came up and i just about ate my shoes.
- ah hahah, wonderful! I'd love to have seen what shade of crimson your face went - and how scrunched up too!detritus
- hahahahaJnr_Madison
- LOLemukid
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!7point34
- e-pill0
i left work slightly early today.
its summer and its tits out!!!
so i went to park bar on my block,
and ordered a double vodka with a twist of lime.then i went to the post office and bought 20 tubes for NTPE4.
this weekend baby, THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope i dont get to high and forget to mail em...
have a dope weekend!!
:)
- emukid0
when will jnr be back with the pizza? i haven't eaten in days.
- It's ready!Jnr_Madison
- I actually had fajitas tonight.Jnr_Madison
- ..it would of been pizza but she made me dinner.Jnr_Madison
- i am coming overemukid
- I always set a place at the table for you.Jnr_Madison
- yeah i know! i can see that and a whole lot more with the secret webcam i set up at your placeemukid
- omgitsacamera0
i hate it when i get no new mail.
- check your mailemukid
- just kiddingemukid
- i actually did, and i got 26 new mails.omgitsacamera
- i hate youemukid
- omgitsacamera0
I love vintage posters.
- emukid0
is using "of" instead of "have" a scottish thing or is it practiced in all of UK?
- i would of kicked your arse but me mum and i were having a cup of tea.emukid
- example?
Jnr_Madison - i would OF kicked your arse but me mum and i were having a cup of tea !!!emukid
- j/k, nah just stupid.Jnr_Madison
- .it would OF been pizza but she made me dinner!!!!!
chossy does that too and i think he is also from scotland?emukid - me, I mean.Jnr_Madison
- please sort out the typo on your holding pageemukid
- I would of but I can't find it.Jnr_Madison
- it's no g spot!emukid
- yeah it's just a common mistake I make and it seems chossy must do it to.Jnr_Madison
- i really wanted it to be a scottish thingemukid
- iIt sounds like i say that, but it's just the way i pronounce the contraction "would've"locustsloth
- Jnr_Madison0
One more thread and the STV logo dies!
- it might die but you can never top that threademukid
- you cunt.Jnr_Madison
- LOLemukid
- Jaline0
Batman was sooooo good.
- _salisae_0
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