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- MrOneHundred0
[Setting: Central park]
(Elaine passes a man on a bench. All the sudden, a bird flies right into Elaine's head, and falls to the ground. The bird regains it's balance, and flies off. The man on the bench is staring in awe)
MAN 2: He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it.
ELAINE: (Rubbing her head to relieve the pain) Really?
MAN 2: Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head..
(Elaine covers her head with her hands, and runs off)
- emukid0
i need a script that automatically progresses through notes to get to a desired number. it takes a lot of effort to get to note number 89.
- just randomly type something in a note to jump aheadcanuck
- Are you on a Mac?ismith
- see note 89.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr_Madison0
Wedding was good, surprisingly. Excellent food and too much to drink. My head is fucking pounding.
Hold me.
- what no pizza? what the fuck am i supposed to do now?emukid
- I still don't get why people drink so much at weddings. I know it's a celebration, but that's not something I'd like. Glad to hear you had fun though :)Jaline
- you had fun though :)Jaline
- Mmmmm pizza!Jnr_Madison
- It was just the flow, didn't mean to drink so much. Just happened.Jnr_Madison
- Not judging. Just saying, personally.Jaline
- I weirdly like to be in control of myself at all times.Jaline
- and yet you seem so out of control. the irony...emukid
- please judge me.Jnr_Madison
- you don't have to tell meemukid
- Jaline0
What I'm hoping happens before I leave:
- I get my Fall timetable for school
- I receive my online orders that I made over 1 week ago. While the neighbours will be collecting our mail, I just don't want the mailbox to be huge or anything. Plus, I don't want to worry about other delivery-related issues.
- My boss doesn't show up tomorrow (as she mentioned before) b/c I'd prefer to leave early to get a head start with the driving. She may come in for a few hours because someone wants her to look over something (a very "last minute" request).
- Packing, ffs.- Just watch more inane TV, that will make it all go away.MrOneHundred
- I can't. I must start now, as I have to go to sleep now. I know sleep is for the weak, but I have to succumb this one time.Jaline
- Ah, plenty of time, relax!MrOneHundred
- I just looked in my profile comments.MrOneHundred
- ninjasavant0
I just cancelled my offer on a house I loved. Time to drink.
- *tips hatJnr_Madison
- *tips whiskyninjasavant
- the one in Japantown?Complexfruit
- aye.ninjasavant
- *tips cigaretteJnr_Madison
- that sucks man...now go get drunkComplexfruit
- canuck0
it's at 99 now. time to move to a new one.
- Did you find your bike yet? I was reminded by a story currently on the CBC about bikes being stolen :(Jaline
- what is note 99, I can't be bothered scanning 98 fucking notes?Jnr_Madison
- No 7point34 has itcanuck
- want me to harass him?Jaline
- note 99 is un-eventful. I thought I was on note 98. nope it was 99canuck
- OK, I should calm down and go to sleep before I get out of control.Jaline
- take a gravol or twocanuck
- i have moved on successfullyemukid
- canuck0
rent is due
- rent boy.Jnr_Madison
- way to rub it inemukid
- I reminding myself.canuck
- too late. i've already injected the morphine.emukid
- _salisae_0
is my head as big as hers?
- that may become animated :)Jnr_Madison
- i can already see the birds flying and what not. jnr, canuck and 734 will do us all proud.emukid
- seems normal to me. Elaines head is huge. HUGEcanuck
- MrOneHundred1
Which thread, fuckers? I will be left out of this loop NO MORE!
- notes on page one.Jnr_Madison
- LOLemukid
- you have a lot of reading to do.canuck
- I was waiting for someone to take those notes all the way...ismith
- I feel sorry for anyone having to read that many LOL's.....LOLJnr_Madison
- LOLemukid
- You don’t fool me, I read those ages ago.MrOneHundred
- well there are new ones nowemukid
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- omgitsacamera0
had dinner at my favourite japanese place for the parentals 21st anniversary.
going to china in 2010.
NY: staying 7 days total, taking amtrak to Niagara Falls, staying on the Canadian side, then staying downtown in NY for the rest of the time.
- MrOneHundred0
What, with regular topics, the blog thread, notes in regular topics, notes in the blog thread, ones own bio comments, notes in ones own bio comments, other members’ bio comments and notes in other members’ bio comments, it’s hard to keep up and easy to feel left-out. And I don’t even IM or Facebook any of you clowns, ffs. This is a full-time job, I hope at least one of you is on the payroll.
- emukid0
someone kill ismith before i do
- done. wheres my money?omgitsacamera
- crime doesn't pay, son.emukid
- Fuck all of yeismith
- fuck you! i'm calling my priest to revive him then. cheapo.omgitsacamera
- I'll kill myself for you emuismith
- We can do it togetherismith
- don't do it man. death is over rated.emukid
- I'll slit your wrist you slit mineismith
- i am not falling for that oneemukid
- LOLismith
- Jnr_Madison0
99 notes but a bitch aint one.
- omgitsacamera0
- I want that fucker's Nookaismith
- I almost bought a black one but decided that they are too big for girls.Jaline
- < that's what she saidJaline
- nice one.omgitsacamera
- Jnr_Madison0
ismith, LOL, you're gonna get us banned!
- I can't figure out how to apologize :( I shouldn't have drank so muchismith
- Now I feel badismith
- But somewhat awesome at the same timeismith
- I mean, who's posted that much in such a short amount of time before?ismith
- LOLJnr_Madison
- ismith0
I hope I don't get banned before I see design_bitch's tits...
- Just kidding. But I'm scared nowismith
- LOLJnr_Madison
- quit being a cunt then.emukid
- I am Jnrismith
- Jnr did it.ismith
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- emukid0
- LOL, YOU CUNT!!!Jnr_Madison
- such a coy face_salisae_
- hahahaJaline
- ukit0
Now ismith must live in eternal fear, never knowing when the final blow might come.
- Lesson learned; don't drink and surf.ismith
- I feel like I have to start something useful here now...ismith
- LOLukit
- His last blow was last night. It was not pretty.omgitsacamera