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- JOSF0
he's so spunky is the worst.
it just leaves me with the picture of said guy blowing his load on the face of whoever said it.which is usually some teenie girl, and that's too pablo for my taste.
- hahahahaha, exactly.Jnr_Madison
- nice pablo reference too!Jnr_Madison
- Did pablo ever offer an explaination?locustsloth
- yes, this is a real quote, "btw, I'm no a pdeo" LOLJnr_Madison
- hahaha, i missed that gem.JOSF
- omgitsacamera0
Good Morning
I have slept 10 fucking hours again.
Things to do:
Pack
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Plan for wtf i'm going to do at that party- And clean the room.omgitsacamera
- Bring matching party thongs for everyone.ismith
- it's a "welcome back to kindergarten" theme.omgitsacamera
- I won't go any further.ismith
- Please doomgitsacamera
- ********0
criteria: would you publish this in your own blog?
- this drivel? never.emukid
- we all fail by this criteria********
- by "this drivel" i clearly meant everything i've ever written and nothing that you've ever written.emukid
- I prefer it if you include me in the drivel********
- I'm starting a blog dedicated to blogs that are shit.Jnr_Madison
- _salisae_0
i got busted for stealing at the grocer today. the item was in my hand in plain sight (i wasn't actually trying to steal it) but the cashier very apologetically let me know that he wasn't going to be able to let me do that again. but it was okay this time.
- always the rebel********
- I don't get it. Why was he apologetic? Why was it okay? Does he normally let you take things for free? ahhhhhhismith
- he really struggled with his approach too. was kind of cute._salisae_
- i have much to learn from youemukid
- What was the item?locustsloth
- a fountain drink_salisae_
- blame it on the boogie.Jnr_Madison
- I'd never heard of a 'fountain drink' 'til I heard it on an American radio prog this morning. Baader-Meinhof indeeddetritus
- indeed.detritus
- always the rebel
- ********0
Just what is it that you want to do?
We wanna be free
We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
Thats what were gonna do
No way baby lets go
Were gonna have a good time
Were gonna have a party
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when I was younger I was always counting down one month before my birthday and I was sooo happy..
Now my birthday is in 2days, and I don't even care ..
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when I was younger I was always counting the days till my birthday, now, my birthday is in 2days, and I don't even seem to care about it
- i'd check the "How old are you?" thread, but i'm lazy, so..how old are you gonna be?locustsloth
- Nevermind, found it. Dude you're too young to be feeling blah about your birhdaylocustsloth
- I forgot my birthday last year. And Christmas. Like totally blanked out, started walking to school...ismith
- occasionally when i get asked how old i am, i still say 14...omgitsacamera
- i felt blah about my birthday this year too.omgitsacamera
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Oh my goodness...
I do believe it's a lovely evening for a boogie...
y'know?
- MrOneHundred0
Monday morning after an unusual weekend. I feel like I have been to the moon and back, but this is where I have been in order;
My new house with a new fence,
In a car with no brakes,
Home,
Home awake all night with sick child,
A car rental place,
Doctors’ with sick child,
Ambulance with sick child,
Hospital with sick child,
Taxi with no-longer-sick-child,
Rental car for 2 hours with mother-in-law and 2 children,
Mother-in-law’s Sister’s house in the country,
Backstage at a music festival with wife, children and many celebrities,
Watching Laura Marling with wife and children,
More backstage, more celebs,
Rental car for 2 hours with mother-in-law and 2 children,
Home,
Rental car place,
Work.- at least the kid is healthy again, the rest is gravy...Greedo
- True, but it certainly colours the whole weekend differently.MrOneHundred
- omgitsacamera0
Sleep is good.
- I enjoyed it.Jnr_Madison
- But under-rated.MrOneHundred
- Another sleep-less night, here I come!omgitsacamera
- omgitsacamera0
I am going to CERN next year. No exceptions.
- Except if it's gobbled up by a mini-black holelocustsloth
- I said NO EXCEPTIONS.omgitsacamera
- Please pack your anti-crushing-force... underooslocustsloth
- anti crushing force of gravity, then bitcheslocustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
I am going to KERN today. No exceptions.
- ttthanks for reminding me to change my fb status.omgitsacamera
- except for kerning exceptions********
- AAAHHHH!!! I thought of that just after I hit the button – that would have been absolute GOLD!!MrOneHundred
- locustsloth0
Saying that the Collider might make "mini-black holes" makes them sound like those tiny chocolate-covered donuts you can get by the box at gas stations. MMmmm the apocalypse never tasted so good.
PS Calling it the "Cool-ider" might make it more acceptable
- You're making me hungry.omgitsacamera
- Mini black holes, eh?
*unzips.MrOneHundred - Mr100: You. Me. My room now.omgitsacamera
- Sounds like I’m in trouble again... (unclear what sort of trouble, though.)MrOneHundred
- e-pill0
dear blog..
i am sitting in the JAL [Japan Airlines] First Class Lounge and there is endless beer on tap and bottle and there is a few hot babes sitting around me and a lot of old ugly asia women...
i have 1 hour til my flight leaves and omg one of the ugly old ladies sitting in the seat behind me just farted a wet and loud one... eww eww eww grossss...
there is this one japanese hottie sitting just across from my view... she is ultra sexy with a 1960's airline studardess french outfit style... HOT!!!!
well blog, i guess ill see you in alaska when i hit the lounge over there... see you in 10 hours... no wait my flight doesnt leave yet... so see you when i see you...
laters!!!
-e
meh...
- You should start an e-pill Travelblog thread. i'd tune in as long as there's more booze and hot womenlocustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
i'm a bit pissed right now.
- Is it from my crude remark about getting a BJ from a mini black-hole?MrOneHundred
- No, it's not really involving the qoob and its inhabitants.omgitsacamera
- It must that damn kindergarten theme getting your panties in a bunch. I'd be pissed tooismith
- Ignore them. I should take my own advice here too.MrOneHundred
- ismith: yeah, my panties are really tied up right now trying to figure this out. but that isnt the reason.omgitsacamera
- _salisae_0
I found Mr100's weekend synopsis interesting in that it was an extreme mix of hyper and bleak realities punctuated by the blandness of a daily office life.
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- _salisae_0
I wish omgitsacamera had enough money for the camera implant surgery. Half man half camera and a bright flashing smile!
- _salisae_0
rand didn't respond when I posted a picture of his dad's painting in the beautiful painting thread and with good reason. it wasn't actually his dad's work. I was mistaken. Whoopsie.
- locustsloth0
As a kid, did you ever swim in a circular above-ground pool and you and your friends all marched around the edge of the inside othe pool, going round and round and round until it made a whirlpool of sorts? And it would get so strong that you started getting swept away by it so you had to grab on to the edge of the pool to save yourself?
Well, the blog thread is my edge of the pool; a safe haven from the swirling madness outside.- I like to think of myself who pisses in to this proverbial pool.ismith
- yes, and I agree.MrOneHundred
- FFS ismith!omgitsacamera
- Just kidding. I'm the spunky oneismith
- Oh god noismith
- I'm listening to Night Ranger, do you think my head is on straight?!ismith
- Not so sure about that.omgitsacamera
- If i was in this pool. I'd drown.omgitsacamera
- But you wouldn't drown from the water...ismith
- By what then?omgitsacamera
- See the posts on "spunk"ismith
- FFS!omgitsacamera
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i'm becoming a millionaire
- Who did you speak with, Regis Philbin or that serious chick from The View?locustsloth
- When you get it remember me; I made a thread with your name. That's gotta count for something.ismith