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- omgitsacamera0
This place is falling apart.
- This part is falling in place.ismith
- You with a part – now that would be something.MrOneHundred
- What are you trying to say?omgitsacamera
- Maybe time to go to the Dust forum ?canuck
- yes it is becoming thread barren._salisae_
- ********0
Welp. What else is new.
I needed my car to make it another four weeks and the check engine lite came on while I was on the Parkway (highway).
Good times.
I coasted that fucker at 30 without hitting the gas for another 4 miles and since my diet consists of celery and peanut butter this is really working into the monetary plan, haha.
I'd continue on but what's the point. * Shakes fist. *
- That sucks.MrOneHundred
- i ran out of gas once and i literally didn't even get out of the car_salisae_
- i had a troop of gentlemen push me right to the station_salisae_
- shame you're not a girl, flavor._salisae_
- It is a shame. Though head-to-head I am not as beautiful as you.********
- That is saying a lot!********
- _salisae_0
i was just credited with saving a marriage :)
- more info, please********
- we're starved for content here these days********
- fess up********
- out with it********
- make something up if necessary********
- < what he said.MrOneHundred
- Weird, I just broke up a marriage about a month ago, haha. Marriage = Engagement. I'm not that big of a scum bag.********
- more info, please
- _salisae_0
haha sorry.
my friend's friend has been having troubles with his marriage since valentine's day (wretched holiday) and just yesterday he and i were IM'ing and I approached the subject from a sort of side angle and asked him a question about the workings of another relationship.
after he and i analyzed the situation of the third party relationship he realized what was going wrong with his. said the perspective got him out of the love slump they were in.
- look at the good i do._salisae_
- i secretly would love to be a therapist._salisae_
- just another form of problem solving i guess._salisae_
- well done. You should be a marriage councillor.MrOneHundred
- That's good eaton!********
- fix my marriage, please.emukid
- canuck0
this conor oberst album has a nice country twang to it.
- ********0
Aye Mon Then ... my beautiful mother suggest the ole Herbster just needs oil and is bringing some tomorrow morning.
Being the nephew of a guy who owns his own mechanic shop, I feel perfectly fine not knowing how to change a tire, oil, or anything else about a car.
- Though you should really learn the tire thing at least. Or get AAAlocustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
has anyone seen that scotch brite sponge advert?
RIP of HP's!!!11
- dbloc0
My thread about paris hilton and obama got deleted.
- Jnr_Madison0
Nothing left to say, not a lot left to do.. but run away from you.
- close your eyes and sleep. don't wait up for me.Jnr_Madison
- as that, as they say, is that.Jnr_Madison
- i am getting hungry. where's the pizza?emukid
- i am sorry for not taking your predicaments seriously. but i have my own problems you see. now where is the fucking pizza?emukid
- pizza?emukid
- 2 guys, 1 pizza.Jnr_Madison
- take me with youemukid
- canuck0
This thread's lost its spunk.
- there are prescription drugs for that kind of a thingemukid
- is this because i compared you to shania?emukid
- R.I.P. Spunk.Jnr_Madison
- spunk has been sucked right out of it. its become a flaccid.canuck
- thread.canuck
- I'm coming over.Jnr_Madison
- this thread.Jnr_Madison
- spunkfest!!!Jnr_Madison
- cum on guys!!! jizz, i mean geezlocustsloth
- The master abates.ismith
- Jnr_Madison0
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- BonSeff0
things are either taking longer, else i am getting slower...
*here's to the former.
- ismith0
Earlier this year I was in a psychiatrist's office, sprawled across the couch, and tapping my fingers to the Beat It riff and toying with my interrogator's mind. I think if I ever get rich, I'm going to see a psychiatrist once a week just for the relaxing furniture and the ability to casually dream up the most bizarre conversation possible.
- And tell me, how would your mom feel about this?
(chews pencil while fantasizing about secretary)locustsloth - I knew there had to be a downside to your existence.MrOneHundred
- The visits were free under my health insurance after a series of deductible-fulfillin... events.ismith
- Why does QBN truncate words? *deductible fulfillingismith
- And tell me, how would your mom feel about this?
- omgitsacamera0
I'm gone this time tomm. Aren't you happy?
- Tom Bombadil?ismith
- quoi?omgitsacamera
- Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadildo!
By water, wood and hill, by an armadillo
by fire, sun and moon, by the heat and frost
Come, Tom Bombadil, or we'll now be toast.ismith - Lord of the Rings LOLismith
- I saw the musical.omgitsacamera
- e-pill0
dear blog,
i was just given a 2 hour deadline to complete some work that would normally take me 1 week.
fucking hell!!!!
- OUCH! Good luck, my friend. Fake a heart attack if need belocustsloth
- Can you not just steal something from Rand's portfolio ? usually a safe bet.canuck
- heh,, see my post below regarding knock offs.e-pill
- ********0
sup here
- omgitsacamera0
morning. i think i actually fixed my sleep cycle!
- you fixed mine, too!********
- high fiveomgitsacamera
- HIGH FIVE********
- VERY NICEomgitsacamera
- you fixed mine, too!
- canuck0
are the olympics over yet?
- did we win ?canuck
- no. too much smog.omgitsacamera
- GO PENSGreedo
- GO CELTS !canuck