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- omgitsacamera0
some douche's kids ran a meth lab in the garage and the dad didn't even know it.
fucker.
- matt310
have an early flight tomorrow so stayed in but so bored and missing beer
- MrOneHundred0
Fucking clients (and I don’t say that to mean I am having “relations” with them).
I could explain but re-living it would be too much.
- please? i'm just going to have one more drink before i go to bed and i'd like to hear your story._salisae_
- Have one for me. Make it a double.MrOneHundred
- brains0
Clients are fun. They are like younger siblings.
- You can show them all the cool shit you want, but they won't start liking it until yeeeears later.brains
- My younger siblings were never this dumb, not even in their infancy.MrOneHundred
- you were lucky. my sister copied everything i did and drove me batty._salisae_
- I was just trying to be nice so I had an alibi when they found one of mine face down in the river.brains
- lol mr100_salisae_
- (clients, not siblings)brains
- lol @ brains.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
OK.
Annual Report layout concept/proposal. I use last years text as instructed and some dummy images from their library, also as instructed.
I have now been asked to include images which relate to the text, even though they are both dummies. I have also been asked to increase the size of the type because there is a gap at the bottom of the last column which needs to be filled up. When I pointed out that it was dummy text and there might be more gaps if the live text is different, I was told we would just be able to adjust the type size to fill the space – my way was too old-fashioned.
Now I have to wrap 30 or so staff headshots around a globe for the cover, which they have already approved (naturally, because they designed it after we presented 3 options which were very “on brief”).
Kill me.
- HAHA... preachin' to the world's largest choir, friend.
Your pain is felt.
*feels you upPonyBoy - I particularly find it funny that people can't separate themselves from the fucking fpo imagery... drives me NUTS.PonyBoy
- sounds a lot like what i imagine passing through the fiery gates of wrath to be like._salisae_
- your pain is my entertainment and i apologize for that._salisae_
- no doubt. I’m not sure I can do this much longer...MrOneHundred
- tell me about the sunny days._salisae_
- I don’t mind being your entertainment. There was this one project, it was over a year ago...MrOneHundred
- stupid FUCKS!********
- HAHA... preachin' to the world's largest choir, friend.
- MrOneHundred0
I’m off. One more day and the 2 weeks off – thank Christ on a skateboard.
- *thenMrOneHundred
- you deserve it!_salisae_
- I heard Jesus was the first and only to land a quadruple kick-flip.PonyBoy
- creative-0
I made a bandage pouch for my finger. It needs Jnr to write some abuse on it.
- I'm on it!Jnr_Madison
- High five (right-handed only)creative-
- canuck0
GO CELTS !!!
- creative-0
When I read posts on here the little voice inside my head that reads them aloud takes on a different voice for each person. Allow me to explain:
When Jaline posts the voice reads them in an exited Canadian child's voice. With Jnr its an angry Scottish chap, not too dissimilar to Groundskeeper Willy. With emukid it's a troubled emo teenager and with Canuck it's a bitter 80 year old man. Oh yeah, 7point34 is funniest, sounds like Beavis!