blog
- Started
- Last post
- 75,845 Responses
- emukid0
the ground dissolved. i slipped in a puddle of nothing and collapsed in a directionless manner. fading into irrelevance i swam deeper towards the surface needing to gasp one last breath of selfishness, when my lungs turned around and left with the rest of me. it was all so painless. for me at least.
tuna today. i'll place it between two pieces of left over naan. just to see what happens.
- STFU and post some boobsPonyBoy
- TITS OR GTFO.Jnr_Madison
- That story has an Autumnal quality to it.MrOneHundred
- emukid0
it must be nice to not be filled with an inexplicable bitterness reading about how well other people are doing sometimes, and how happy they are in life.
- Jnr_Madison0
Ask yourself questions, any will do.
- i have nothing to say to myselfemukid
- TITS OR GTFO?Jnr_Madison
- omgitsacamera0
Why is the earth round?
Why is the sky blue?
Why do I go on here?
Why does Jnr NOT like the advert I posted?
Why are we here?
- You want the truth?Jnr_Madison
- i can't handle the truth. or the 8 shots of vodka i just had.emukid
- Gravity. Short wavelength light scattering by air molecules. Camaraderie. Lesbian. Lack of imagination.detritus
- That was only 4 answers.Jnr_Madison
- Ok, it was 5, I am lesbian it seems.Jnr_Madison
- Thank you.omgitsacamera
- dyspl0
I have send about 25 emails on monday to uk agencies, looking for a job.... and since that, each time I click on send/receive, all I have is spam....
frustrating.- be strongemukid
- like the 8 shots of vodka you just had?brains
- make that 9emukid
- emu, how's my mum doing?Jnr_Madison
- thanks. I am looking for a job since last october, I keep searching. I do freelance to pay the bill until I find a good position.dyspl
- hang in there dyspl. i wish i had words of wisdom and hope to offer you but i got nothing but an abundance of cynicism and grief.emukid
- and grief.
jnr, i told your mum tits or gtfo. she never responded.emukid - no worries.
I have to say I'm quite jalous right now about your 8vodkasdyspl
- PonyBoy0
i cringe at the idea of having to get a job again
- Greedo0
bad idea #47:
parmesan rinds in the blender.- i'd love to hear the other 46emukid
- Really?! Cause that would seem like it would work. You'd have to Pulse though, not bled or whateverlocustsloth
- that's what i thought, tooGreedo
- canuck0
Tropic thunder was terrible. yet funny at the same time.
- on the universal scale of zero to charles in charge, how would you rate it?emukid
- any protesters? did you bring shiny objects for them?Greedo
- I'll wait for the DVD.. then not buy it.Jnr_Madison
- No protesters, but I could kind of see how they may be offended.canuck
- 6.5/10. It had its moments.canuck
- Greedo0
who's justin freiler? is he version3? i thought his name was justin schilf?
- MrOneHundred0
Kill me. Just do it. Or find me another job. I can’t take it. I have four and a half hours until my vacation and I doubt I can even make it that far.
- canuck0
From a high to a low
"Last day before 2 weeks off and the big move into the NEW HOUSE, fuckers! Fucking WOOT!!! "
"Kill me. Just do it. Or find me another job. I can’t take it. I have four and a half hours until my vacation and I doubt I can even make it that far."
- MrOneHundred0
It’s a fucking roller-coaster ride. You know when you have this nagging doubt in the back of your mind about your job/career, and then over the course of a couple of days the issue is brought into sharp focus, and despite lots of other great things going on, all you can think about is “I gotta get outta here!!!”
- MrOneHundred0
My boss has now decided – after a 40 year career as a designer – that, after looking at my Annual Report layout, that having a wider margin in the gutter than the fore-edge is wrong. It looks like a mistake. Despite my assurances that I had always done this, despite me reaching for my design text books, I have been doing it wrong for 15 years!
- Well did it look wrong to you?ismith
- No. That’s why I did it.MrOneHundred
- Well I mean plenty of people do things instinctually but then look back and decide otherwise... not the case I guessismith
- The point is, it’s not like I set half the page back-to-front or something like that...MrOneHundred
- ...it’s the arbitrary nature of the complaint – like what he really wanted to do was complain and that was just a handy excuse.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
RESPOND YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding.
- locustsloth0
Take pride in what you've done MrOneHundred! Your Annual Report layout has changed the way this man has thought for 40 YEARS!!! To hell with the fact that he may be wrong. You've changed a life. We would all be blessed to be able to say that
- ah, thanks. I would be better off taking pride in what I flushed down the toilet this morning...MrOneHundred
- ...but that’s a pretty common thread around here. Maybe I could get a job doing that!MrOneHundred
- PonyBoy0
you deserve that break you were talking about... sounds like you've been busy... either that or you're an ultraPussy... I'd like to think that's not the case though.
- I’m no pussy. I’m hardcore. It’s not the volume of work, it’s the nature of the client – brain-dead.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
OK, I’m outa here for 2 weeks. I will set up at home with a fresh IP in a week or so, so someone might come in and sub for me in the meantime. Don’t go changin’ mofos.
- see you later :)Jaline
- Get fucked!********
- That was said in a festive mood with a big smile, haha.********
- Now that I think about "Get fucked" has replaced "See you later" or "Bye" with my friends.********
- I still say "Smell ya later" most of the time though.********
- C
U
Next
Tuesday!******** - I hate goodbyes.********
- Garfield hates Mondays.********
- pencilpants0
see ya later Mr one hundred...
I learned 180 nosegrinds tonight..pretty happy.
- chossy0
This morning I asked for a high five at the kettle with my workmate and he said 'fuck you I'm not high fiving you what the fuck is this 1980 your a fuckwit' and walked away!!! :'(
- i like himemukid
- just kidding. he sounds like a douchebag. high fives can never go out of style. ever.emukid
- high 5 chossy! hehesea_sea
- you should've headbutted him...neue75_bold
- or shanked him...neue75_bold
- I have folded his body, and am wondering where to dispose of it?chossy
- Pic of the Day thread maybe?neue75_bold
- PIITB?creative-
- take him back to your hole
http://www.qbn.com/t…Jaline - He really say that? What a cock.
^5, chossy, ^5.detritus