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I hired a polish lady today to come once a week and clean up our place. Wonder how that will go. Also, I have been hating allot lately, but why the fuck even bother. Waste of time and energy. Just like cleaning.
- Weird, I hired a new cleaning lady today too.Jnr_Madison
- You can still hate on me.Jnr_Madison
- High 5? or....********
- See, still hating on me is easy.Jnr_Madison
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- People look at me weird when I tell them I have a cleaning lady ... probably because the lady is my one friend.********
- I still have no idea why she willingly does this, we never dated, never crossed my mind, or anything, haha.********
- you do her as a form of payment?********
- I buy cleaning supplies, she gets all the money she finds on the floor and places.********
- Little does she know I hide most of my money in various books. Knowing she'll never open a book.********
- good deal, I pay some 300 bucks a month for jazx's old gf to come once a week********
- hahahah, I'm sure Jazzy pays more than that for his non-Polish girl to be seen in public with him now.********
- Wow, istock is expensive these days, 300 a month for a jpg, damn.Jnr_Madison
- locustsloth0
A sure sign i'm hanging out in web-land too much.
The scene: My garden. My wife is weeding the lettuce patch when she comes across a familiar looking plant
Wifey: Is this a carrot? The leaves look like a carrot.
Me: Pull it up and see
(Wifey pulls up plant)
Wifey: Well, it's not a carrot
Me (not being in eye-sight of the plant): Why do you say that?
Wifey: It's all white.
Me: Ku Klux Karrot?
Wifey: What?
Me: NothingEnd scene
- Jaline0
Since I ordered my first credit card over the internet, I have to go in and confirm my identity at the branch before activating it.
*sigh
At least I got it combined with a student card that allows you to get discounts at certain clothing stores and restaurant. I almost got a card that displays the university I graduated from (alumni card, basically), but decided to go for the less specific one.
- Don't laugh at my lack of knowledge about these types of things...Jaline
- hahah, in Canada you don't call a 800 number to activate?********
- Jnr_Madison0
- These guys are grooving to Steve Miller's The Joker right now. Every once in a while they're even singing alonglocustsloth
- This would be a good illustration of the vibe in the 'megE" threadlocustsloth
- I should shop that in and post it in that thread..haha.Jnr_Madison
- omgitsacamera0
- ha!Jnr_Madison
- Fuck drilling in ANWR. Where's the nearest ink field?locustsloth
- ismith0
"Deus Rex"
Say this aloud please, does it sound weird? Does it roll off the tongue easily? If you were in a cafe and heard someone nearby say it would it stand out (in a good way or bad)? Does it bother you that it could so easily be confused with deus ex machina (probably an infinitely more recognized phrase)?
It loosely means divine king.
- Sounds mystical, like a line from some grimoire. Kinda ominous.locustsloth
- I like that. It's hard to find the line between esoteric and cheesy though, which is why I'm asking here.ismith
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- omgitsacamera0
news gothic is the font they used for the actors in dark knight posters yeah? i want to use gotham for like the school's parody on it, but someone's like
"maybe quit using your font for once"
- jonatne0
I've learned that I'm pretty productive while listening to podcasts
- ismith0
Good news everyone: any hint of my old southern drawl now seem to be totally gone!
- ismith0
http://www.last.fm/music/Rainbow…
High noon
Oh I'd sell my soul for water
Nine years' worth
Of breakin' my back
There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard
See how he glides
Why he's lighter than air
Oh I see his faceWhere is your star
Is it far, Is it far, is it far
When do we leave
I believe, yes, I believe* In the heat and the rain
With whips and chains
Just to see him fly
So many dieWe built a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
Just to see him fly
Don't know why
Now where do we goHot wind moving fast across the desert
We feel that our time has arrived
The world spins while we put his wing together
A tower of stone to take him straight to the sky
Oh I see his faceWhere is your star
It is far, is it far, is it far
When do we leave, yeah
I believe, I believe*
All eyes see the figure of the wizard
As he climbs to the top of the world
No sound as he falls instead of rising
Time standing still
Then there's blood on the sand
Oh I see his faceWhere was your star
Was it far, was it far
When did we leave
We believe, we believe, we believeIn the heat and rain
With whips and chains
To see him fly
So many die
We built a tower of stone
With out flesh and bone
To see him fly
But why, it don't rain
With all our chains,
Did so many die
Just to see him fly
Look at my flesh and bone
Now look, look, look, look
Look at this tower of stone
I see a rainbow rising
Look there on the horizon
And I'm coming home
Coming home, I'm coming homeTime is standing still
He gave me back my will
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Going home
I'm going home
My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is weeping
We still hope, we still hope, oh
Take me back
He gave me back my will
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Going home
I'm going home
My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is weeping
We still hope, we still hope, ohTake me back, take me back
Back to my home, oh, oh...--------------------------------
And with that, good night. Tomorrow is a good day, the Mesa Boogie should be delivered... no speaker cables yet, but at least I'll get to see what it looks like and see if any of the tubes were damaged in transit.
- chossy0
ocht it wasn't my pals daughter, would have been cool if it was.
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exam in a few hours,
it's 10:22I have exam at 14:00
Sociology.
suck
- neue75_bold0
Total Project Appreciations: 243
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Stringer Bell, is that the guy from the wire?
- kelpie0
mike are you happy to know that you have Albert Khairullin's respect?
- we all need Bert's respect, sometimeskelpie
- so much so that I went out and bought a new blouse...neue75_bold
- Burt <3's your new blousekelpie
- emukid0
kelpie, if it's any consolation i am a couple of seasons away from the actual event but i know that Omar is going to die too -- another character that you don't quite know yet. and i know this thanks to a thread by the good doctor. the thread title was the spoiler.