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- Jnr_Madison0
I was just ordering a coffee table and the guy tells me it can take up to twelve weeks to be delivered. '12 weeks?!?!' I say... 'for that amount of time I hope it's handmade and comes pre-assembled' I laughingly joked..with a slight LOL! He frowns and says 'yes sir, it is handmade and it does come assembled, did you not read the details?' then looked at me as if I had just taken a shit right there in front of him.
I don't even drink coffee, that cunt.
- HAHAH********
- you SHOULD have shat in front of him.... that'll learn 'emjimzyk
- HAHAH
- ********0
mstrpln, please sell me a shirt
- chossy0
I just found out an ad. I made has been nominated for a fancy award :D I got a stawnner when I was told yo!.
I'll let you know if I win in a couple of months :).
- chossy0
MOTHER FUCKER MAKE THAT TWO ADS :D
two different ads. I have made have beend nominated for two separate awards I am well chuffed :)
- Don;t let us downcanuck
- well done good sir...neue75_bold
- You may be the only talented one around here.canuck
- good luck.Jnr_Madison
- :)Jaline
- link?!?!emukid
- neue75_bold0
in other good news, I just had a presentation, [corporate brochure for a German publishing company]... turns out that this publisher happens to own Lars Mueller http://www.lars-mueller-publishe… and they were so stoked by the proposal that they're sending me to the frankfurt book fair to meet up with ol Lars himself... daft eh?
- Very daft.********
- smooth moves smoothy smooth macsmootherston.chossy
- innit...neue75_bold
- we're sooo fucking awesomeneue75_bold
- all of us...neue75_bold
- even canuck...neue75_bold
- nice.Jnr_Madison
- 日本未入荷ウェア多数取り扱い ニューヨーク ロンドン 買い付け多数neue75_bold
- but mostly just me and you neue we should move in together I AM SERIOUS.chossy
- Lars who?********
- oh ffs digdre... you're a nice guy but you give me a fucking headache sometimes...neue75_bold
- Thank you. and sorry. but i was kiddin.
I kid to much. I know******** - You may be the only talented one around here.canuck
- oh.********
- You're even speaking like "them" now. Well...I have to let go of you sometime.
Congrats :)Jaline
- Very daft.
- kelpie0
I just found out an ad I made has been nominated for a fancy award in the "-10K animated gif sales standard size web banner awards 2008" :D I got a strong feeling in my gut that my life was over as a functioning and meaningful member of the human race when I was told yo!
I'll let you know if I win in a couple of months by setting myself on fire and hurling myself onto the saatchi and saatchi boardroom table :).- I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!neue75_bold
- MAYBE YOUR BABY WILL GIVE MY LIFE FUNCTION AND MEANING???!?!?!kelpie
- ********0
I just found out that I'm awake for most of the day.
- 7point340
i made a supnado once...
and people still reference it on here...
- DO PEOPLE LIKE ME YET!??!?!7point34
- You are Legendlocustsloth
- awww, go on.
*blushes
*faps7point34 - Legend i tell ya********
- Jaline0
I just found out that pretty much no one else is here in the office with me. Do they all just not show up on Fridays? I'm confused.
- Run around in your birthday suit. When else will you get the chance?locustsloth
- well there is no one here but we have off on monday so people usually take an extra day for the longer weekend7point34
- also film it and share it with us. when else will we get the chance?7point34
- Hmm...I guess it could be because Monday is a holiday.Jaline
- kelpie0
boo :(
just lost out on a big pitch I worked single handed on day and night for over a week while left in the lurch by the rest of my department and still managed to produce some of the best stuff I've done in ages, after a year and a half without a holiday and serious burn out.I really wanted this one. fucking public sector tenders. bet they had whoever the cunts are in mind before they even put out the tender.
AND we already did their brand, and the microsite pre launch thing.
- Cunts.
Tell me who Kelps. I'll send them a shit in a bag.Koopsy - scottish national heritage, apparently notorious for pre awarding tenders too.kelpie
- Actually fuck em, what I am I, their servant?... I'll send them a shit and a bag and they can put assemble it themselves.Koopsy
- soory to hear kelpie :( If it's any consolation I'd still pop a small person out me poopshoot for you...neue75_bold
- i can send them a bag of dicks right now, no questions asked... seriously don't ask where i got the dicks.7point34
- I'm assembling some of West Hams hardest men, all wrapped in the St George and beered up ready for a ruck.Koopsy
- Hope that's alright Kelpie?!Koopsy
- aye, that'll do fine son, just fine.
neue, I'll still take that back door sprog, cheerskelpie - they'll come crawling back, just wait and see then double yr fee.********
- Nepotistic gov't arseholes, sorry to hear that, Kelpie. I'd love to see the product of your efforts, if you'd care to share?********
- you tell them that Grunttt said Kiss His Ass.... go ahead... call them... right now.grunttt
- don't corporate edge do all that stuff? LOL - scotland even needs to get their branding done in london, bless!********
- take a holiday though man, what are you, some kind of mug?********
- that's meant affectionately of course. A nice mug.********
- Cunts.
- kelpie0
in lighter news, I have had the brainwave that my new imaginary band will be called The Tender Process
that's cheered me right up :D
- i like it. What's your myspace page?locustsloth
- myspace.com/thetende...
probablykelpie - i'm waiting for the imaginary behind the music7point34
- We play Sex Tunnel next week!kelpie
- Can I play (air) keyboard?Jaline
- Can 7.34 and i both play bass. i'd play lead bass of courselocustsloth
- if you can imagine it, you're inkelpie
- can our basses go to 11?7point34
- anairn0
*grumbles*
- fyi, detritus is no more.
*watches no one care********* - Damn, that was silly - didn't realise I was logged in as my backup.********
- haha, what happened?Jaline
- what the deuce?7point34
- Hello Nairnagain!Koopsy
- Who the hell is this Koopsy?!
;)
Lesson - never question, never stick your head up. Just accept.******** - * is gobsmackedneue75_bold
- i wasn't paying clear attention but what thread? the qbn founder one?7point34
- hmm.. I'm not sure I want my notes saying "nairn, a gai".********
- damn, good that you are nairn again though, I thinkkelpie
- Time will only tell.
Or not.anairn
- fyi, detritus is no more.
- chossy0
Kelpie call your band.
crinkle nut and shigsies
- Koopsy0
Hey, Chossy, I just read your blogs above... congratulations !!!
Nice going mate.
- ********0
with the upcoming election, I need ignore more than ever
- I for one, just can't get enough hope...neue75_bold
- I can't take it anymore********
- ban me********
- amen. I'm not clicking on ANYTHING political. Let's just hang out in blog thread until December.grunttt
- Even I can't take it and I'm not voting :(Jaline
- creative-0
In other news, I can now bend my finger without pain and should only be a few weeks away from being able to switch back to my preferred fapping hand.
- Oh God. I have a mental image.Koopsy
- I'm right there with you.Jnr_Madison
- Actually you are... how the fuck did you do that?Koopsy
- Quit watching me, Jnrcreative-
- black fap... surely his junk can put ours all to shame. cut or not.7point34
- send a thank you note to your left hand.grunttt
- haha i can picture his left hand and his right hand meeting at the fly. awkwardness ensues7point34
- Hahahcreative-
- ninjasavant0
Finally, an offer we made on a condo has been accepted. Lets hope financing goes smoothly.
- Fariska0
I, for one, had got enough