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- kelpie0
If you can't edit this masterpiece I demand, on behalf of all citizens of the blog thread, that you stay up for three days taking mushrooms and amphetamines then re-create that segment in an uploadable mp3 format
- emukid0
why am i still up? please ask me to go to bed.
- Dana, Please retire to your bed now for a breif period of recuperation.Koopsy
- GTFTBJnr_Madison
- what do you mean by that? i am fucking working. got fucking bills to pay. i can't just fucking get up and go to bed. why would you fucking suggest something like that? fuck!emukid
- would you fucking suggest something like that? fuck!emukid
- TITS OR something...neue75_bold
- You're so right. I apologise
profusely, in block capitals.Koopsy - YEAH, HE'S FUCKING SORRY, EMU, 'K?kelpie
- kelpie0
- http://www.criticsra…Jnr_Madison
- I got genius for my holding page..lolJnr_Madison
- is that sureshot's blog?kelpie
- hahaha@ holding pagekelpie
- holding page with typos no less.emukid
- GTFOJnr_Madison
- hahahaJaline
- emukid0
okay i am done with the booklet. time to start on the logo and then the web site. but first i must have some cereal seeing how it's almost time for breakfast and all.
- Koopsy0
Last night's hot pasta in pesto, eaten cold, out of a plastic bag and covered in creamed horse radish was honestly not as bad as it probably sounds.
Plus I have the bag, should I feel the need to vomiBLLLRRRRGGH
oh god.
- ********0
helle koopsy
- neverblink0
yesterday I learnt that it's probably not a good idea to step off something when going about 25km/h (16miles/h)...
- Tram?Koopsy
- skateboard, part of my leg now looks like Freddy Kreuger's face.. well maybe not that badneverblink
- Pics!Koopsy
- I actually made a pic right after the fall.. might post it tonight ;)neverblink
- Jnr_Madison0
I love how QBN says 'there is talent among us' for moamoa's site, basically calling everyone else a hack.
- I am a hack mind you, so...Jnr_Madison
- Eh?creative-
- I'm a talented hack********
- wat? a lumberjack?kelpie
- Not me. They called me "a unique genius" and said emphatically that you were all totally redundant cunts.Koopsy
- haha... he seemed so surprised********
- i'm a lumbering hack when i'm all sleepy in the morninglocustsloth
- creative-0
I was about to post a reply to Jnr's comment above that would have got me instantly banned. Glad I thought before I spoke!
- Eh?Jnr_Madison
- Mail me it.Jnr_Madison
- No chance, everyone knows you're a secret MODcreative-
- I'm not a mod, mail me it you daft cunt.Jnr_Madison
- Not if you're going to use that foul languagecreative-
- mail me it, fap fap fapJnr_Madison
- Um...creative-
- Koopsy0
Email it to me and I'll say it on your behalf C. I'm immune to the banzor ray now. JK even has to pay me protection money, else he gets rough-housed by my goons.
- 5... 4... 3... 2...creative-
- ...1...0...-1...-2...Jnr_Madison
- I keep trying. Its a little disappointing if I'm totally honest. Its like he doesn't give a shit any more. = (Koopsy
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- ********0
Allot of blogs have
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Half the time I click the wrong one and end up on the page I just read.. I do it sometimes in the PVN too. Why not have this instead.. makes more sense to me.
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- Bender, I am clicking the links provided, left, but nothing is happening. Can you fix that please?Koopsy
- _salisae_0
woken by howling sex fiends who also like to spank
- oh OH OH four hundred hours_salisae_
- Being awoken by the sounds of other people having sex, whilst I lay in bed alone, is one of TMDT ..anairn
- (The Most Depressing Things)
And believe me, I have many Depressing Things in my log.anairn - Hold on - why could i fit that TMDT thing on one line there, but not in the previous note?
anairn - get an air horn and a giant novelty foam finger and root for them...Greedo
- the idea of feeling depressed was considered but i decided to skip it. they also yell and curse at one another a bit._salisae_
- sure it's not domestic abuse? Fritzl in california?Greedo
- the first time i heard them screaming at each other i visualized chairs being thrown_salisae_
- Greedo - you're a genius.
I'm actually looking forward to the next time 'er upstairs gets a bit too carried away first thing.anairn - but it happens every weekend. i think they have a kid. :/_salisae_
- I'm moving in to the flat above nairn. This is going to be funny as fuck.kelpie
- *practices howling and paddle workkelpie
- i like how kelpie volunteers to do the dirty. someone just need to hire a monkey and this show is ON_salisae_
- I'm going to parade the monkey around Nairn's street on a leather leashkelpie
- or, conversely, you can also cover the howling._salisae_
- *fap fap fap
*howl
*slaaapkelpie - It'll be like the bizarre mixing of the Grumpy Old Men and Wes Anderson-like stage craft - upstairs/downstairs annoyanceanairn
- That wouldn't even have made sense had I the luxury of another 3 lines of notage.anairn
- I got ya, neighbourkelpie
- *PAAAARP*anairn
- kelpie0
Woken By Howling Sex Fiends
new album out now
- Hahahaa!uncle_helv
- who's the artist?_salisae_
- The Tender Processkelpie
- Koopsy0
The Tender Process. At first I was ambivalent about the name. I suspected it of belonging to a fey group of Haircut100s. Then I started to like the slightly darker aspect to it, which is that to define soemthing as a 'process' suggests a deliberate manipluation of emotions. I imagined The Tender Process could be some kind of covert brainwashing technique that disgusies itself as care and compassion.
Then I decided to google The Tneder Process to see if there was a band Myspace page, and it was then that I realised what The Tender Process actually means when you stop thinking of it as the name of a band.
Very clever that.
- thanks, its my best work ever. its the moamoa.com of imaginary band nameskelpie
- you lost me at level 3 but i like the thinking!_salisae_
- I think you should drop the "The" though, and just be 'Tender Process'.Koopsy
- hmmm, I'll think about it, cheerskelpie
- DO NOT drop the "The". It makes the name. i know cause i'm the lead bass playerlocustsloth
- I've decided against it anywaykelpie
- kelpie0
"The Tender Process could be some kind of covert brainwashing technique that disguises itself as care and compassion."
This I do for about 6 months, before I start the feeding
- anairn0
Jose Gonzalez - outside, in the rain in a curiously British mini-ampitheatre-like venue, was really quite enjoyable last night.
Particularly with the amount of Rioja I'd knocked back, whilst waiting out the downpour that accompanied the support acts.
- anairn0
- Regent's Park OA Theatre?Koopsy
- Aye, that's the one. 8 years here, loads of trips to Regent's Park - and I never knew the damn thing existed.anairn
- was it all acoustic or did they have cover for their electronics?_salisae_
- looks very coolkelpie
- GOD I MISS REGENT'S PARK. Sigh. I used to walk across that park every morning and evening for my work journey. = (Koopsy
- There was one of those modern open tent things to cover all the microphones and stuff - but yeah, 'twas acousticanairn