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i tell ya, one evil girl, the paladin.
- kelpie0
I'm going to cook and eat two sirloin steaks now. Keep me up to date on all non blog thread related feelings of resentment, violent rage, recrimination and political trollery, 'k?
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- update: chossy loves cock.Jnr_Madison
- that's nothing new...neue75_bold
- Yours, Jnr?Jaline
- that's no update jnrkelpie
- NAW I FUCKIN DINAEchossy
- stop slapping your roomates naked ass...neue75_bold
- Jaline0
Cold orange juice is so good after one just finished eating a yummy snack that makes you thirsty.
- < wow, that is some horrible grammar right there. Must be that tangy OJJaline
- AKA the abortion diet...neue75_bold
- what did you eat? bet it wasn't 2 big juicy steakskelpie
- (chossy, is it rude saying thnat to a girl?)kelpie
- omg....I didn't think anyone else knew about that...Jaline
- That sounds tasty, kelpie, but I was just having a trail-mix-type snack. With some cheetos and pretzels, etc.Jaline
- no way man chicks love it when you talk about meat they start to think about sex.chossy
- chossy, you're right, but don't guys think about sex with everything, including meat?Jaline
- no I never think about sex.chossy
- I can't buy a fish supper from the place down the road on account of the girl server. I go red.kelpie
- I had fish already.Jaline
- is it when you order the smoked sausage or the fanny pack supper?..chossy
- I usually get a sample of everything.Jaline
- stop it with the fish chat now. I'm old enough to be a guy whos a good 10 years older than you. hussy.kelpie
- Hmm...I thought you were 12. Never mind then.Jaline
- what's the difference between girls and freezers?neue75_bold
- don't know, shootkelpie
- was hoping someone might know, I just had an unfortunate accident...neue75_bold
- You keep your real dolls in the freezer? I see...Jaline
- chossy0
jnr_madison is aids the actual virus.
- Do you have him in you?Jaline
- I am so sorrychossy
- I am the cancer..neue75_bold
- that's really horrible....Jnr_Madison
- ...grammarJnr_Madison
- I'm a nasty stroke and subsequent facial paralysiskelpie
- yeah..I got nothingJaline
- oh! yeah, besides the true comment about the grammarJaline
- I am drymouth********
- chossy0
so fuck you are still the aids bad aids bad bad bad aids.
- LOL, what the fuck have I done to you?Jnr_Madison
- Maybe it's your pedo jokes?Jaline
- Thanks for that Jaline, traitor.Jnr_Madison
- A lot of people make them but for some reason it's more obvious when you do it.Jaline
- chossy0
Nothing jnr_madison I just.... I don't know what I am saying I get confused and I just say things and I love you I just fucking love you hold me so tight don't let go sh sh sh shssshh don't let go
- I thought you were joking then I wondered if I had said something, nevermind :DJnr_Madison
- chossy's a loverJaline
- chossy0
I have been working for ages and for my tea tonight kelpie I have eaten, dig this
one chicken kieve garlic and herb
three gruyere and onion potatoe crockets
5 sainsburys ultimate chipolatas.and three beers three fucking lovely beers.
- is that even real food? i swear he is making words up.emukid
- oh yas yas yas! I just remembered I have 3 lovely beers in teh fridge too. acekelpie
- obviously the combination has made me feel seek likesey but at least I have eaten at least I ate.chossy
- Eating is the best. Your food sounds good, choss. You can cook?Jaline
- chossy0
- You know those MPIO stickers you sent me years back? I still have the note you attached somewhere. When you are famous.Jaline
- yes emukid two boxes because I am very nice to you, I have long fingers weird!!! LOLZchossy
- famous I will continue to show it off (more than I do now).Jaline
- lol @ the finger commentJaline
- i was prepared to have these for dessert later this week but i can move around some dates on my calendar.emukid
- damn those look good. now i am hungry.emukid
- kelpie0
I'm caramelising the onions right now, it smells great. can you smell it in your imagination while you sit in your slave pods?
- I'm in my lab at the moment. all I can smell is wet dog.Jnr_Madison
- creative-0
What's with all the beef?
- chossy0
FUCK OFF CREATIVE !!!!!!
- chossy0
I have nothing left on QBN :'( but this below see look are you loking?..... LOOK SHUT UP AND LOOK LOOOOOOOOOOK.
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- kelpie0
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2 x juicy steak + wee tatties + onions + lots and lots of healthy leavery
aaaaaawwwwwwwwww man, this is going to rock
- emukid0
i hate all of you with your steaks and biscuits and beers and onions. fuck all of you.
- chossy0
is it because you are too young to drink right now he he, nah only joking dinae drink young it's really bad one time I got too pissed when I was a teenager ended up on my parents front lawn pure woke up after pissin myself he he great days
- Look it was last weekend ok just drop it.chossy
- hahaha. chossy, if i didn't hate you so much i'd say i enjoy your posts.emukid
- true story actually, my folks woke me up one weekend after I rolled in drunk, pure slumped over the dog!!!chossy
- I wasnae trying to fuck it I was just having fun and hugs ended up passing out :'( poor pip god rest her soul, she was called pip.chossy
- pip.chossy