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- MrOneHundred0
Oooh, I feel for you my friend. Time for some hi-speed video gaming, I think.
- i concur, a first person shooter is just the ticket for a mighty caffeine buzzGreedo
- or a multi-person game of twister!_salisae_
- i'll play if you play!Greedo
- I'm going so fast, I think I could play a multi-player game of Twister solo. Zounds, my head doth throb.Nairn
- i think you were onto something with the blood letting idea, nairn. it's ancient practice. give it a whirl!_salisae_
- so's burning witches, some ancient practices are better left in the dustbin of history...Greedo
- ..er.. hmm.
*puts out burning witch*
Spoilsport.Nairn
- omgitsacamera0
So I brought my sister's old laptop (small sony PCG-TR3AP) to school to start notes on for AP euro, everyone keeps asking me why and i said, "Well, it IS a college course, and is it really surprising to you that i would bring one?"
- SkyPoo0
Christ Almighty Nairn... what possessed you to do that? A seasoned chemical experimenter like you would surely know that chomping that much coffeebean and chocolate is going to send you bandy.
If its any consolation I have chronic insomnia and I haven't so much as drunk a cup of instant.
- By the way I sent you some info earlier from 'Rachel' did you get it?SkyPoo
- What can I say? I was blind-sided by simple glee. I have just now responded to your kind information.Nairn
- It's a gibber, but if you've read the above, I hope you'll appreciate why.Nairn
- Hey, are you going to get an email with your own name? hehJaline
- SkyPoo0
Harry Sprout lifted the fliptop on his Cuba Mention and rattled around blindly for something to fend off the nattering finks that zizzed in the midday squalor. From the bracken corner of his lemon pie he sniffed the melancholy old song of danger, and knew in a blistering slimfast that Slackface Macawley was lacing fingers at his left chef with a sore necked pimento.
Lumping four grey ladies into one bad rap, he blundered amiably across the paralax, un-shivved his best friend Nelly and launched a gazebo at Slackface.
Slackface took a side slab, crouched on a harpoon and winked gaily at a practise lamp. The Gazebo chanced a bangle at a Frenchman's neck, but sank like a welly in a mile of pong. Slackface miewed like a bag and made a hoof of his own.
Blanching a tortoise in disguise, he lifted his nanny out of the past, clocked her one in the tar pit, and slung her out on the bitmap. Harry was fast, but not fast enough. The nanny caught him in his underpants, swung him wildly about the ball park, and sold him to a pack of gypsie mice.
It was all up the aspects for Harry. He sniffed, ambled, and finally crooned sideways into a patch of activity. His lifeless form awash with vitality and movement. As he juddered motionles in the dark, he felt his nibbles jeeping their last strange cantaloupe.
Slackface bridged a gap to loom victorious over his old caravan. Fondling a lame duck with his chest, he bade his foe good buy. As Harry's pies closd for one last serving, he felt a cold lug of turkey at his feet. Suddenly he was a throbbing mesh of lacklustre.... toiling with a mophead from undr his lapel, he whipped up some liquid cheese, and inserted it hard, right in Slack's tuba.
Harry regained his seat, sprang a dillock from his furrowed neck, and pissed Slack all the way back to 1976. Rising from the goom, he pinched his busts, elongated his dictaphone and sautéed into the blue refuse, leaving Slackface's muzzle to cheep meekly in the groin.
This was Harry's town, and he was the chief handbag. Nobody put soggy drops on the rim of his big basoon.
- I'd give it a 15, except there's a certain training wheel embedded that lurches it toward the counting tick.killthefish
- Which is to say, at least around N or O, where the birds perch safely all upon the crowd.killthefish
- And of course you know that crowd, and we know that crowd, and even when the tablet's pen is wedged upon the surface of the tablet, and even when we can't roll our mouse...killthefish
- the tablet, and even when we can't roll our mouse, or turn our heads to the side,killthefish
- even then we won't sleep until the side of Harry's aspect, victorious or lacking,killthefish
- lurches up the drive and into the yard. Whereupon, of course, to tumble dry low,killthefish
- wash cold and hard, sprinkle tuba or not with the cold, dead turkey,killthefish
- and, in the end, leave us hanging out here to dry with our leaves burning and our "best album cover" questions.killthefish
- _salisae_0
greedo is cracking me up tonight.
- Jaline0
Good night. Gotta get up before 6 AM to get ready for a class.
- ’night.MrOneHundred
- Nightcanuck
- * this is just a note about how I read your messages :P *Jaline
- canuck0
Where the fuck is Greedo?
- omgitsacamera0
A little story...
So my AP Euro teacher was in his second year of teaching in upstate New York, and he was teaching a freshman Modern World History class. There was this little freshman who was trying to open his Vanilla Go-Gurt, and he was yanking the packaging and yanking then finally it opened and BURST ALL OVER the place, white gobs landed on his desk, his lap, his cheek. So then this slutty cheerleader who is a Junior, goes, "OH MY GOD! HE JUST WENT FOR THE MONEY SHOT!"
And now my teacher, who loves his yoplait yougurt, chuckles when he passes by the gogurt boxes.
- where in upstate ny?ninjasavant
- Yeah, Where? And why was a teacher telling you a story like this?locustsloth
- Rochestercanuck
- I'm from Rochesterninjasavant
- shut the fuck upcanuck
- Well at least you're not from north tonawandacanuck
- he didn't say what school...omgitsacamera
- I drove through Tonawanda just a few weeks ago... a horse in a trailer was headbanging to my stereo.ismith
- LOLomgitsacamera
- canuck0
Hey flavorful, a car load of canadians may be decending upon your city October 18, we're looking at getting Leaf v Pens tickets. Pre-sale is on this monday for that game. GO PENS!!!
- Fucking tits!********
- I thought pre-sale was on the 17th. :X********
- No shit. I need to pick my games!!********
- Dunno, for this game on ticketmaster it saying Sept 15canuck
- Fucking tits!
- ismith0
Finally nabbed a rip of Death Magnetic... I wish I had enough space on my HD for a FLAC, but I've only got around 20mb left. Dammit.
- did you listen yet?locustsloth
- get rid of your pornomgitsacamera
- I don't have a kilobyte of porn on it, I rely on streaming now. It's all music and school papers (which are enormous).ismith
- I'm listening right now locust... the mixing is pissing me off, but the music is enjoyable. I'll have to listen to it a few times straight throughismith
- through to decide. I'm only on the third or fourth track so far...ismith
- If i had to guess by the Mission Metallica clips, Lars is up in the mix?locustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
You haven't come this far to fall of the Earth.
- Jnr_Madison0
I stayed up for 3 days, slept on and off for 2 days, no everyone hates me for being out of contact for a couple of days.
daft, eh?
- take a staycationomgitsacamera
- + I think I may have revealed too much in a recent email.Jnr_Madison
- Hall0
its not the end of the world... now!
- ********0
Morning
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm loving the fact that guy's gf went with 'the event lab' locusloth, was it a true meme reference or a real suggestion? Either way, it's great.
- hi********
- i think you know the answer. Are you proud of me?locustsloth
- Nevermind, i just saw the LOLoop in the notes. My heart is soaringlocustsloth
- But i guess it is a good name to anyone but us sick heathenslocustsloth
- hi
- creative-0
So this lab walked into a bar...
- pascii0
Ingredients:
2 tbs Curry Paste
1 tsp Brown Sugar
1 1/3 Cup Chicken Stock
1 Stick Lemon Grass (inside white only) ok if you can't find it, just extra nice
1tsp Galangala (or Ginger root)
5 Lime (Kafir) Leaves
2 or more finely chopped (no seeds) thai chile
(or other chile)One or two bell peppers (different colors are nice)
1 or 2 Chicken Breasts
2/3 cup cream1 Can Coconut Milk
½ lb Button Mushrooms
1/4 cup coarsely chopped basil and/or
1/2 cup coarsely chopped spinach
3tsp Lime Juice
2tsp Fish Sauce
Instructions:
Slice the chicken into strips. Chop the galangala, lemon grass and/or ginger root into 'medalions'. Slice the mushrooms and chop bell pepper into 3/4" squares.
---Place Curry Paste and sugar in stock pan, add some of the chicken stock, stir in. Add remaining stock and bring to the boil. Next add the lemongrass, galangala, lime leaves and the chilli. Allow to simmer for 20-30 minutes. Remove the medalions and leaves (or make sure your guests know they are not that good to eat).
---Add the chicken and bell peppers and cream and allow to cook for 5-10 minutes.Finally add the coconut milk and remaining ingredients and simmer for 10 minutes.
Before serving sprinkle with fresh chopped cilantro and / or mint
- ********0
we do not want coconut milk
- neue75_bold0
Zurich is stained...