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- SkyPoo0
My wife has gone away for a Yoga weekend (bloody hippy) so its my responsibility to leave the studio and go to collect our daughter from the Nursery at 4.00pm today.
Oh Dear... that sort of thing really isn't my strong point. If anyone fancies giving me a nudge at 3:45pm I would be very grateful, as will my daughter who will otherwise have to sped the weekend in their toy cupboard eating plasticine until they open again on Monday morning.
- I guess what you're all trying to teach me is that I have to take responsibilty, not rely on strangers off the internet.SkyPoo
- Thanks you guys. So wise. I grow in so many ways when I come to QBN...SkyPoo
- I'm going to call the nursery right now and ask them to send her home on a courier bike.SkyPoo
- In a giant jiffy bag, obviously.
Safety first.SkyPoo - Get Pedobear to pick her upcreative-
- lol @ plasticineJaline
- I'd do it but I never know what time it is. Over there. Or over here, really.killthefish
- emukid0
if i email some of you fine chaps a logo comp would you be willing to discretely critique it?
- Yes.SkyPoo
- Yes and no really.SkyPoo
- Actually....SkyPoo
- No.SkyPoo
- Oh, go on then.
*sigh.SkyPoo - WHERE IS IT?SkyPoo
- I'M STOOD HERE AT THE EMAIL MACHINE WITH MY HANDS CUPPED UNDER THE VENDING CHUTE.SkyPoo
- NOTHING IS COMING OUT.
Oh wait, this is the snack machine.SkyPoo - Okay, its here. Its almost identical to the KitKat logo. Plagiarist!!!SkyPoo
- sending it to the email in your profileemukid
- Oh, hang on... this IS a KitKat....SkyPoo
- nomnomnom, mmmmm.SkyPoo
- WHERE IS THEN?SkyPoo
- EH?SkyPoo
- Okay, That email works fine, don't be mislead by its totally random nature.SkyPoo
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email me emukidd
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Jnr!
- creative-0
It's only 12:33
- I was thinking the same thing.. :/********
- I bet spooky is already gone! haha********
- I was thinking the same thing.. :/
- SkyPoo0
Sometimes, I wonder how dumb people really think I am.
- not me guvnaJnr_Madison
- I know.Jnr_Madison
- you know I was kiddin********
- If I'm perfectly honest with you. I did try to leave, but I've locked myself in my office.SkyPoo
- wahahaaa
get that drawing out!********
- SkyPoo0
^^ (Jnr's picture)
One of the very lowest points of my life so far was when working at DMB&B Agency, laying out Standard Chartered brochures on their two column (with no gutter) corporate grid and using only their awful blue and green corporate colours. I have no idea how much of my life was lost in photography studios shooting globes and piggy banks and toy airplanes and all that crap, then telling retouchers to make everything Standard Chartered green and blue. Then the marketing guy would get his pantone swatches out at sign-off and complain that a shadow in the picture was not Pantone 300c and I'd want to rip his fucking head off rather than explaining to him AGAIN, for the 400TH TIME, that if the entire photograph is all done to exactly match Pantone 300c it would be a perfectly flat area of Pantone 300c AND NOT A FUCKING PHOTOGRAPH ANY MORE YOU FUCKING CHUBWAD.
Oh God.
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Was a piss drunk yesterday
Meat that twat with curly hair from Fifth Gear at a party.
Told him, he was in Top Gear country and to fuck off, so he did.
Fucking awesome!
I feel better now. Much better.
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Where do I switch off 'Genre' in iTunes 8
It's really getting on my nerves
- creative-0
- ha!********
- If there's a line, you're close...LOLJnr_Madison
- I hope he doesn't take offense... If so I shall remove the imagecreative-
- its not funyy and more than a little creepy not to mention thoughtless for those sad children victimized by pedators********
- I GIVE YOU THE FONT********
- I always miss the fun - what was so offensive?Nairn
- c mon now it was beneath you********
- ha!
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Hey Spooky, it's time my friend
ah no, UK is -1
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