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Two friends were traveling to market to sell their wine. On the way, they stopped to rest and eat. "How good it would be to drink a glass of wine now", sighed one. "Good indeed", said the other. "But we are bringing this wine to sell and can't waste a single drop." The first rummaged through his pockets and found a five-kopeck coin. "Pour me five-kopeck's worth of wine", he said. His friend poured the wine and, handing him back his money, said, "Now pour me some". So the money went back and fourth until the wineskins were empty and the two friends snored drunkenly, well-satisfied with their deal.
So we drink to successful transactions!
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A donkey was crossing the desert. One day, two days, three, a week ... how terrible was the heat! Suddenly, he saw two large kegs. One was full of water, the other of vodka. From which keg do you think he drank? Of course, the water!
So let's not be donkeys, and, drink vodka!
- SkyPoo0
I'm thinking of getting all my work microfisched onto tiny little dots in the litho dot screen of an A1 poster. That way when the client asks me to resupply the work I can just email them a lupe and a grid reference.
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I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for it all!!
- i sold the mink to pay for the jaguar. i bought the jag to make up for my floppy tiger. and it looks like i'm the jackass7point34
- but you are not http://www.irakli.ru…********
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this place is full of people that really, badly, need to get their hole.
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Georgian has been asked what is his favorite bird. On that question he answers: Well, it would be a hawk! - Why? Because it is strong and lives in the mountains? - Well, no!-answers the Georgian! I like that bird because of its beautiful nose!!!
- SkyPoo0
Listen you lot, we're all in this together. So get the fuck out of my seat, and stop looking at my sandwiches.
- They look soggy anyway.canuck
- can i at least eat your chips?locustsloth
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Sociology is kinda intresting, to bad i didn't passed my exam.
need to redo it now. already started with studying it for next exams.
Studying about 5hrs. /day now. + 8 hours at school(normally)
- Jaline0
Went to Tim Hortons for lunch.
I gave the employee there a $20, and got around $4 back. I knew for sure I should have received another $10, so I told her I gave her $20. She was certain I gave her a $10. This went back and forth a few more times before she opened up her cash register and said..."I actually have no $20 bills....oh....wait....there is one. You're right, sorry about that!"I immediately said it was OK, for some reason, and then got my sandwich. I had to go back in because I forgot my sunglasses.
I think I'm getting sick. My sisters have been sick for about a week now with some horrible cold. *sigh*
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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB…
David Foster wallace from commencement speech at kenyon College pubbed by wall street Journal
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"I have come gradually to understand that the liberal-arts cliché about "teaching you how to think" is actually shorthand for a much deeper, more serious idea: "Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercise some control over how and what you think. It means being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay attention to and to choose how you construct meaning from experience. Because if you cannot exercise this kind of choice in adult life, you will be totally hosed. Think of the old cliché about "the mind being an excellent servant but a terrible master." This, like many clichés, so lame and unexciting on the surface, actually expresses a great and terrible truth. It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms almost always shoot themselves in the head. And the truth is that most of these suicides are actually dead long before they pull the trigger. And I submit that this is what the real, no-bull- value of your liberal-arts education is supposed to be about: How to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default-setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone, day in and day out."
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What a day, what a day indeed.
- I just woke up.Jnr_Madison
- Morning sapling pleases you, does it?locustsloth
- Indeed.Jnr_Madison
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where the fuck is
- canuck0
I hope I'm getting a Christmas card from you all this year.
- how do you feel about ecards?7point34
- No you cheap bastard.canuck
- How do you feel?Jnr_Madison
- being notoriously late on everything, i only deal in new years' cards... they usually arrive in februaryGreedo
- with my hands mostly********
- i would send tangible cards but i have no money to be sending to all of blog7point34
- plus i plan to just do a holiday graphic and send you all a link7point34
- print it out if you must... it wont be optimized for print7point34
- joker with a santa hat on?Greedo
- hahah i'm embarrassed. i still haven't finished that graphic7point34
- ian0
When reading through the notes in the last post I came across this great combo:
being notoriously late on everything, i only deal in new years' cards... they usually arrive in february...with my hands mostly
- 7point340
where the fuck is boz?