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- canuck0
^^ jteorebump ^^
- PonyBoy0
just had an exceptionally close call w/one of Phoenix's finest...
:D
- Do tell.MrOneHundred
- i'm sure you batted your eyelashes like a man possessed. Did you cry? i hear that helpslocustsloth
- i was shaking and nervous as *&^%. Somehow I managed to be past due on renewing my plates almost 4 months...PonyBoy
- ... i was carrying my old insurance card...PonyBoy
- and I had 3/4 oz. of the stinkiest funk wrapped up in my armrest... and somehow that stink didn't travel to the window.PonyBoy
- nostrils of the well groomed officer.PonyBoy
- Well, at least you got your heartrate up. You can cancel your daily calisthenicslocustsloth
- boobs0
I think Kim Kardashian would really love me, if she only knew me.
- omgitsacamera0
- class shirt design. better than my last version, yet i could work on the graph.omgitsacamera
- What's it say? "Can you feel it?"
I think the graph might need to be much bigger, from far away it'll...Greedo - ...just look like a big smudge through the typeGreedo
- Can you feel the smudge, Greedo?locustsloth
- I'm not feeling itcreative-
- holly optimise batman.********
- was hoping this would say can you fuck offcanuck
- Can you free the bees?Greedo
- SkyPoo0
"Me a big happy Black Power man,
Me a go bend me ass and go shit,
Me a go come away from the shit,
The shit should be the last thing I ever want to see...cuz whyyyy-oh?
(Because the shit they smell)
cuz whyyyy-oh?
(Because the shit they smell)
- Expensive Shit
Fela Kuti
- ********0
yo!
I learned about Sacer and Aristotles today.
- Fariska0
I learned a very important lesson in life
- ********0
it's all about the idea of something! even the world is a copy of the idea of the world! wow
- wait until it hits that The Matrix is actually a rip of Plato's Cave Allegory ;)neverblink
- shhhhFariska
- oh yea, i saw the cave algorry********
- ********0
- 'The invisible man was feeling a little chilly'creative-
- actually he is fully visible, the jacket is just far far too big for him.********
- kelpie0
"emukid
is kelpie trying to imply that he is sick of my shit and i need to take it elsewhere?"I've taken to reading the blog backwards in the direction of my latest dog ear, just for kicks, and this is what I find.
I could never be sick of your shit. Your shit is my fuel.
- The Kelpie-mobile: Fecal-propelled innovation for the next generationlocustsloth
- 7point340
well i couldn't participate so here are my entries:
26,000!
- 7point340
wait, are we there yet?
- 7point340
26,000!!!
- D_Dot0
I am the worst at remembering names. I just met a new hire (like 2 minutes ago) that will be working remotely and I've already forgotten the name. People must get upset when I just say "Hey man".
- try "sport" or "chief" or "sparky" people will find you quirky and charming and they will never realize what you are doing7point34
- im bad at remembering names too. terrible really.canuck
- or at least that's what i tell myself when i do it.7point34
- I got 'fella' recently off a friend of a friend I'd only met once before. it was sooo obvious, hahakelpie
- (I couldn't remember his name either)kelpie
- lol. So the conversation started:
Him - "Hey Fella. "
You - "Oh hey guy"D_Dot - i'm not your guy, budday!7point34
- neue75_bold0
Just got back from my court appearance regarding putting my rubbish out on the wrong day. Shit happened almost a year ago and I've long since forgotten what actually happened, so my approach was to just plead guilty and hopefully pay the original fine of 60€...
Overall it was a very exciting and quite pleasurable experience, everyone was just so nice...
So if you find yourself living in Amsterdam and looking to get out of the office for a couple hours on a weekday afternoon, I'd recommend civil court. Make sure you mention you need a court approved translator though, if you don't happen to speak Nederlands..
- free coffee and cookies to boot!neue75_bold
- Why did you have to go to court? Did you contest the original fine?Greedo
- yeah at the time I did and they were supposed to send me a form to fill out explaining what happened..neue75_bold
- i have to go to traffic court for a speeding ticket next fri... i meant to reschedule, wonder if a still can...7point34
- which I never got and if I did, I would've just paid it...neue75_bold
- I had a parking ticket in Copenhagen I contested which took a year for them to respond********
- How can I violate a law I don't know about, I asked, there being no signs?********
- Too bad they replied the laws are just your ignorance of them is no defense. Pay late fee penalty.********
- My tags identified the car as a rental. They automatically took the fine ($150) from my credit card on file with car rental company. There was nothing I could do.********
- Franz Kafka is chortling in Atheist Heaven right now.SkyPoo
- let that be a lesson to you, never truss the Denmarkians...neue75_bold
- with your cc number or other..neue75_bold
- i bet they don't hand out stroopwaffels and koffie in denmarkia neither...Greedo
- SkyPoo0
35,000!!!!!!
- SkyPoo0
35,001!!!!!
- you're on fire..neue75_bold
- ...better throw him in the water...kelpie
- or a bone..neue75_bold
- or a sandwich....SkyPoo
- hallelujah0
some number or other
- commenthallelujah
- stock responsehallelujah
- newt..neue75_bold
- meme7point34
- response, pithykelpie
- *action7point34
- ACRONYM7point34
- dead horse floggingkelpie
- self loathingkelpie
- unrelated and out of context message to other note posters
locustsloth - plunging of sharp objects in eye socketshallelujah
- schadenfreudekelpie
- absolved by the stinging sweet kiss of the propeller7point34
- kiss my steel spin, bitchkelpie
- sitzsprinkling joy and hope...neue75_bold
- this is GOOD SHIT!hallelujah
- spunkFariska