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- Jnr_Madison0
Fuck you kelpie, you just made me spit coke all over my monitor reading one of your notes. Never seen it coming which is prolly why it was so effective.
- Hi madison!digdre
- good day.Jnr_Madison
- I was hoping for 'Hi Pablo!'digdre
- Hi Jnr_Pablo!canuck
- you want to earn some money, pablo?Jnr_Madison
- nevermind, that's cruel, I'm sorry.Jnr_Madison
- Hi.digdre
- kelpie0
was it fucking my way along the wondow ledge and pumping my way onto the roof?
- *windowkelpie
- my monitor is dripping wet...Jnr_Madison
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Jnr_Madison
- wrong UN, ya radge, wrong UNkelpie
- That's what I thought you were getting at. Laughter is still in place.Jnr_Madison
- thank you. I am made happykelpie
- 7point340
i figured it was the pvc outfit exchange.
i was trying to imagine what you looked like dressed as such
... and then i was trying to not imagine.
- Wrong thread?canuck
- he talking about kelpie's comment, you mong.Jnr_Madison
- the kelpie quote7point34
- Thanks jnr_cuntcanuck
- Jnr_Madison0
haha, canuck, I'm saving another *ahem* deposit, at least I don't have to take it on the train/subway like you had to last time!
They just can't seem to get enough of it.
- kelpie0
apparently I looked fucking great, 7.34. The gold lipstick probably helped me carry off the look
- Jnr_Madison0
Funnily enough capsize, trams are doing my fucking head in at the moment. Edinburgh is getting a whole new network of the fuckers put in and it currently takes me half an hour just to drive out my road due to the traffic jams. Total wast of money.
wtf is a tram anyway?
- yeah the tram thing in edinburgh kind of mystifies me, its a tourist draw really innit?kelpie
- "oh look, like barcelona and berlin, we also have a tram system, how cosmopolitan"kelpie
- Yeah, fuck knows, I doubt they know themselves tbh. They expect all these new people who don't use the bus to ride them...Jnr_Madison
- them which is just so not going to fucking happen. About 5 or 10 businesses have already went under due to people not using their shops cause they can't get parked.Jnr_Madison
- using their shops cause they cannae get parked. Fucking disgrace.Jnr_Madison
- 7point340
hmmm, pvc outfit designed for a lesbian...
i would imagine your nuts must have been 6inches wide and a quater inch thick by the time you peeled them out of there
- digdre0
prisonbreak was nice this week.
- 7point340
studiospooky bump
- emukid0
hello all,
can i get all of you cunts to send me your mailing addresses? this is voluntary for now but if i don't hear from you in a week, i will have no choice but to have a word with you via email.
sincerely,
sir deep- autumn is coming...emukid
- If i give you my address, you're not gonna sign me up for the Katy Perry fan club are you?locustsloth
- Give me mine back, it appears I'm not cool enough to be included in the greedo poster so I want OUT.Jnr_Madison
- hey lissen, emu sent me something first, all i ever got from you is this frickin rash that won't clear up...Greedo
- OUT, I WANT OUT.Jnr_Madison
- Stuck in the lab again?Greedo
- I wouldn't want to get out of that!Jnr_Madison
- I don't want any DNA samples again...please...Jaline
- Jaline0
100% on my Tomer Hanuka presentation.
People were like, "OH SHIT", "OH SNAP", WOW" for all the images I included.
- I put all the gory and sexual ones in...Jaline
- high five!!Fariska
- thanks :D
I was nervous, and only 3 of us went today. No one else was ready to go (50+ students)Jaline - Do you think the reaction would've been the same with Si Scott?Greedo
- haha no7point34
- Well done, you PWND them all!Fariska
- You did this in powerpoint right?canuck
- Yes, and it turned out well. First Keynote, converted to Powerpoint.Jaline
- I still love Si Scott, you can't take him away from me!!!
:PJaline - I SAW HIM FIRST HE'S MINE 4EVAGreedo
- ❤Jaline
- digdre0
HAHA, italian bank! hahah
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm having chops for my dinner tonight, I am so cool.
- SkyPoo0
I am also having chops. Baked potatochops.
= (
Why did I marry a vegetarian?
(We're not married by the way)- I mention that in case you wanted to make a move on me Jnr. I'm free.SkyPoo
- FIRE, YOU'RE ON IT!!!Jnr_Madison
- HOLY GOD MAN DON'T DO THAT. Scared me half to death.SkyPoo
- Why did 7.34 make a studiospooky bump up there?SkyPoo
- I will ship you some super secret meat in the "tube", if you know what I mean.Jaline
- he's being doing all sorts of combo's lately, mad, fucking nuts mad man.Jnr_Madison
- tube lube.Jnr_Madison
- Fariska0
My gf is vegetarian as well. But she cooks the meat for me.
Why don't you cook separate courses sometimes.
Or structure your meal italian way with 2 courses:
First course something vegetarian (pasta, rice)
Second course: your choice: can be meat for you and veggies for her or whatever.- Because I feel like a neanderthal sitting there with animal fat on my vest and bits of bone in my moustache.SkyPoo
- (I don't have a moustache or a vest, but I like to perform tiny conjuring tricks in the theatre of your mind)SkyPoo
- so stfu and grazeFariska
- (Just few brain cells have the guts to go to those shows in the theatre of my brain)Fariska
- I'm doing a matinée on Saturday Fariska: "Spooky grows a trumpet out of his epiglotis"SkyPoo
- The floors need to be mopped between shows in the theatre of my mindlocustsloth
- Admittance 20£ for each cellFariska
- SkyPoo0
"I will ship you some super secret meat in the "tube",
if you know what I mean"
– JalineI mean, it doesnt get any more Horrific/Ecstatic than that does it? Its like we've got our own Marquis De Sade right here in the Bolg.
- Are you in posession of a tube by the way?SkyPoo
- you mean a tram?Greedo
- TUBE LUBE IS SAID, HAHAHAAH, TUBE LUBE HAHAHAJnr_Madison
- Not yet. Once I receive your tube, I will send it back with the goodies.Jaline
- Marquis de Sade...now that is one cover I focused on a lot for the presentation:
http://www.thanuka.c…Jaline
- SkyPoo0
How much IS Switzerland anyway, I'm thinking I might buy it.
- http://www.mapresour…
$130! That's outrageous.Greedo - Right, I'm buying it. The time to hesitate is through, no time to wallow in the mire [pto]SkyPoo
- Greedo we can only lose, and our ... erm, our...I didn't think this through.SkyPoo
- I do believe that's illegal in switzerland anyways.Greedo
- I just bought it.Jaline
- http://www.mapresour…