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- ismith0
Don't really like the new design.
- ********0
Gosh, I'm darn glad to here, among so many, you know, and also let me make somethin clear, we are not goin for raisin a white flag not while rearin our head. Dadgumit.
- YER DARN TOOTIN!Greedo
- Angry Police Captain does not like Sarah Palinhallelujah
- come again?canuck
- ********0
We sat with whisky, poker chips, and cigars in this South Chicago kitchen penetrated by the dark breathing of the steel mills and refineries, under webs of power lines. I often note odd natural survivals in this heavy-industry district. Carp and catfish still live in the benzine-smelling ponds. Black women angle for them with dough-bait. Woodchucks and rabbits are seen not far from the dumps. Red-winged blackbirds with their shoulder tabs fly like uniformed ushers over the cattails. Certain flowers persist.
- Raccoons and chipmunks are stealing assembly line jobs from hardworking americans...Greedo
- I would bellow out the answer but I don't want to spoil anybody's anything.killthefish
- kelpie0
I'd love to know where capsize is getting this stuff but I know it'd spoil the magic
- Disclaimer: I read lots, you can't make me feel fick by revealing its burrows or someone of that ilkkelpie
- google i thallelujah
- I don't want to :/kelpie
- ok, I googled it, now the magic's gone. damn you rand.kelpie
- canuck0
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
- canuck0
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
- Greedo0
Just now, I was looking at an old Kertesz photograph called Rue Vavin. It's a detail of the outside of a tenement building, all rickety shutters and stains and disrepair, but in one window, off in the corner of the frame, just a wild burst of flowers crowding the sill. And, looking at the picture, suddenly I was saying to myself, 'certain flowers persist.'
- Fariska0
Sometimes i woke up in the middle of the night and i wonder what people will think of the interwebs in 200 years.
- hallelujah0
it's kind of chilly in here today so I'm wearing a big long sleeve t shirt over my regular tee shirt, and over that I'm wearing a fleece pullover. I feel like somebody like Alec Baldwin who's getting older and always wears oversized tops to cover his bloated midsection
- and in the attic, a portrait which never ages...kelpie
- wait a minute...kelpie
- that might not be right, let me check...kelpie
- alec baldwin has a bloated head too. how do you handle covering that up?7point34
- He was sweating a lot in the last movie I saw him in. His face was perspiring in every scene.canuck
- lolhallelujah
- i said "feel like", not "am"hallelujah
- who am I kidding?hallelujah
- well we know who you are, robert downey jr.7point34
- I got a new one the other day: Bruce Springsteenhallelujah
- RDJ > the Boss
is that a downturn, or are you just getting more distinguished?kelpie
- Nairn0
Kelpie - "reads lots".
- kelpie0
yeah; Ceefax
- Did you just throw a semi-colon at me, you fuck?Nairn
- too damn right I did, fuck your grammar up the shiter you cuntkelpie
- Holy fucking shit, look at Giles Brandreth and his grammatically voluminous jumper here.Nairn
- i have no idea what that was even hinting at trying to mean.Nairn
- I liked it anywaykelpie
- You are nothing if not sympathetic.Nairn
- 7point340
thanks locustsloth, hahaha, 27001 is good too.
jaline i added some books to your book request... the are obscure but i've read them each a few times.
should have just posted them here i guess. i think it was 1351
- they not the7point34
- i foiled myself. Stupid numbers and counting!!locustsloth
- counting is hard, why do you think computers caught on so fast?7point34
- Nairn0
You know what's really saddening - all the shit on here and on every other forum, website, dank hell-hole - all of it... has been archived and is, in some form or another, made available to the rest of time. Barring, of course, any grand annihilation - every fuckwitted, asinine comment you've ever dribbled online will remain a constant reminder of you at that moment.
Just think - in 50 years, your grand kids could go through the WayWaybackWhen Archive Vault and come back to you with "Gramps - I didn't realise you were a moron".
This post is yet another stain of brain ooze that my online self has drooled out on to the ..er.. shirt of history.
I give up.
Or rather, I should.
But won't.
Sorry kids - yes, I always was a moron.
- LOL7point34
- <--- that was both ironic and proof that i am an ass7point34
- That was exactly the sense of my "middle of the night" postFariska
- I know, that's what I was coming off. er... that doesn't make sense. My brain is paste today.Nairn
- It all became clear when i searched for myself here
http://www.google.co…
Fariska - And wasn't really funny
Fariska
- hallelujah0
alec baldwin's just sweating off the booze
- kelpie0
oh! funny:
remember the PVC incident of last weekend? well apparently, according to my friend who was there also, the PVC girl and her straight friend tried to get me to go to bed with both of them, but he (the cunt, and you all know I do not use that word lightly) had just medicined me with a triple jaegermiester, which I gunned in one, and my response to the offer was to hold my hand in front of my face and shake my head meekly. None of this do I remember.- < FAILkelpie
- i've been horny drunk. i've been violent drunk. i've been passed out don't remember shit drunk...7point34
- but i've never been dress in PVC and refuse kinky 3some drunk7point34
- I, for one, have now been *that* drunkkelpie
- 3-somes aren't, in my paltry experience at least, all they're cracked up to be. *Especially* when you're shit-faced.Nairn
- Just think about all the stories they can make up and you can't really denyFariska
- I couldn't have satisfied my own hand at that point, let alone...kelpie
- I long ago stopped trying to deny anything I get 2nd hand after the weekendkelpie
- BattleAxe0
So it has been more than 5 + months since my car went into the shop! choosing this place as the place to fix my war was the worst decision I have made to date. I keep telling myself it is just rubber , metal and plastics .... oh well
- neue75_bold0
c'mon little funny... c'mon little...
- funny lady..neue75_bold
- c'mon!neue75_bold
- I, 'mon then!neue75_bold
- 7point340
can anyone give me pointers on having a nude photoshoot?
- at a nude photoshoot i'm sure i'd be pointing plenty, but can anyone offer some advice?7point34
- good lighting cause shadows look like doodieGreedo
- don't let the photographer take advantage of you. Take advantage of shim firstlocustsloth
- models hold still longer when they're 'asleep'Greedo
- don't pull any triggers********
- i could revolutionize the industry if only i could fluff myself7point34
- I'm fluffing myself right now.killthefish