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"We're not rifle shots, we're Americans!"
- 7point340
and i need you now tonight.
i fucking need you more then ever.
- canuck0
Cracka please
- emukid0
what's for breakfast?
- you haven't been to bed have you?7point34
- no :(
just got home after a 21 hour shift. go me!emukid - emu is sweatshop labor. time to picket!Greedo
- Emukid. Just say no.canuck
- its complicated. something to do with visas and work authorizations. and them realizing i depend on them so them raping my ass.emukid
- them raping my ass.emukid
- i hoped they paid you 75 cents an hour in overtime, otherwise what's the point?7point34
- or in scrapel? do you accept processed meat byproduct as payment?7point34
- there's no point to anything really. especially life.emukid
- if you do accept scrapel i know what someone is getting for christmas7point34
- mmmm scrapple! nom nom nom...emukid
- i make a delicious scrapel fruit cake. in a pinch it makes a lovely breakfast. goes great with black pudding7point34
- sometimes i worry about youemukid
- at least someone does7point34
- Greedo0
Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if i could be friends with Milla Jovovich
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Sometimes i wake up Milla Jovovich in the middle of the night and wonder if i could be friends with Milla Jovovich
- ********0
Sometimes Milla Jovovich wake up Milla Jovovich in the middle of the night and wonder if Milla Jovovich could be friends with Milla Jovovich
- 7point340
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night screaming. i calm down, telling myself it's not real, but then in the morning i get to work and realize that the blog thread IS real and i start screaming again.
- canuck0
Gas is set to go below a dollar a litre. I wonder if it's safe time to start hoarding; but maybe it will go lower still.
- hallelujah0
milla ate the blog, or vice versa
- ********0
29 1822 January 14 – July 7, arrives in Pisa; meets the Shelleys, Byron and Claire Clairmont. Happiest days of his life.
29 1822 July 8, he sees Shelley and Williams sail off in the Don Juan. Later that day they are drowned when their boat is swamped in freak storm.
29 1822 July 17 and 18, bodies of Shelley and Williams are found.
29 1822 August 15, he orchestrates the cremation of Shelley.
29 1822 Falls in love with Claire.
30 1823 Sails with Byron to Greece. Joins Odysseus’s cause.
31 1824 April 19, Byron dies in Missolonghi.
31 1824 May 26, moves into Odysseus’s Cave on Mount Parnassus.
32 1825 Marries Tersitsa, Odysseus’s half-sister.
33 1825 In Odysseus’s Cave an assassination attempt; he is badly wounded. In Athens, Odysseus is found strangled.- this is part of your auto biography? hmmm... you're older than we thought...7point34
- canuck0
WWMD?
- canuck0
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA7point34
- All is now right with the worldlocustsloth
- haha great job sir!Greedo