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- 7point340
there is piss all over the floor in front of the urinal.
how far back are these fuckers standing?
- sorrycanuck
- hahaha * pictures canuck trying to arch it so he can reach all the way down to maryland7point34
- standing!?!? You mean you don't sit in those things? No wonder my schlong wouldn't fitlocustsloth
- sorry, i have a penis trifecta and only two hands...Greedo
- hahaha *pictures locust squatting and tucking7point34
- *pictures greedo and is jealous7point34
- AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS FUCKING HAIR ALL OVER THE SHIT!********
- That's why I stand a little back I don't want that shit near my beautiful baby maker.********
- yeah it can be pretty fucking gross. i wish i had an answer about the pubes7point34
- i mean i use glue, but they keep falling out7point34
- hahahaha i have observed this too and come close to throwing up.canuck
- 7point340
i guess i'm done gracing the sex thread with euphemisms
- ********0
Well ... was going to pay my rent online for the first time at the behest of a very unpleasant person at the management office. She told me to "yea, you can simply pay online - you just go on and do it". After some squabble back and forth about how I called a week in advance saying I would pay on a certain date.
Lo and be-fucking-hold there are "convenience" fees associated with paying online ... I guess like a stamp? But these are ridiculous!
Visa: $51
MasterCard: $32
Discover: $32
eCheck: $2 (even this is absurd)The unfortunate part is that they left a "Note with your bill" section and here is what I wrote:
Well, I was told I could "simply pay online". First off, this website is absolutely atrocious. Secondly ... these convenience fees are utterly fucking ridiculous. Are you kidding me? It's not enough you over price the apartments in a vain attempt to make it seem people actually live here and there aren't 10 empty apartments on my floor alone. But you're also too cheap to cover the costs? Mind boggling. Just mind boggling.
Cheers!
Jerome Shumway- start packing********
- Sad part is I've been actually looking at ways to get "amiably asked to leave" in my head, as opposed to thrown out.********
- Actually, I just sent an e-mail to someone on craigslist with an apartment opening.********
- and now i have your last name and your phone number... thanks, internet7point34
- i'm about to schedule a convenience fee from your bank to mine7point34
- hahah, yea, on second thought not the brightest idea. I'm sure the site was real secure.********
- I have Da Number of Da Fitz on my profile....pfft...Jaline
- hahaha, are you drunk?********
- Are you related to ALF? If so, can you get Gordon to send me an autograph?locustsloth
- start packing
- grunttt0
if carrots made you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
-mitch hedberg- I don't follow- why would eating carrots make you want to fuck rabbits? Mitch, dude, get help.********
- I take that back.
regrets********
- I don't follow- why would eating carrots make you want to fuck rabbits? Mitch, dude, get help.
- canuck0
Seems quiet around here today. Guess it's a friday.
- ********0
gonna watch Matrix. see ya.
- turk_1820
*puff puffs
*gives
- ********0
You have 373 followers.
- skser0
I'm just wondering at what age a computer worker's back starts to hurt...
- BattleAxe0
so it is Friday, I will go home Play some Company of Heros and smoke some bowls , anyone here play Company of Heros I cant get away from that game even if I get my ass handed to me im like 27 won- 54 lost
- ********0
on top of that bullshit earlier, I get home and can't find my keys.
So I call maintenance to open my door, walk in and go... Hrm, if I were my keys where would I be? In my pocket!
Then I laugh because they are obviously not there. ... Yup they were. Now I'm too lazy to walk to my car to get to my computer.
- neverblink0
It's 70 degrees farenheit, my girlfriend is out for the day and I'm trying to finish two projects I've been working on...
I started this morning with watching V for Vendetta, after that I took a shower, downloaded some music and went to see if there was anything happening on QBN..// I'm positive I'll get these projects done today..
- janne760
Vandaag ga ik een boswandeling maken!
- ********0
- ********0
I'm watcing Indy and crystal skull!!
the janitor is in there ahhahahaahhaa
- Fariska0
Jaline, have you managed to solve that flash problem?
- Nope, I ended up colouring it in with shapes due to no time left. But I will figure it out later. Thanks for asking.Jaline
- http://www.google.ca…Jaline
- Jaline0
My internet connection is normal today! Not extremely slow like usual.......
*savours
- Fariska0
Be smart and do this way:
Create a new layer at the bottom of the stack
Place there a movieclip/graphic, bigger than the stage
then colour it using the tint option and tween the colours changing the tint values.
- Greedo0
We sing 'Farmer in the dell' to the boy quite frequently, but it'll have a whole new meaning now that i've seen Omar use it...