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- kelpie0
You know your career is taking a nosedive when you find you are having to filter a clients content by "ring size"
- like wedding rings and jewelry and stuff?..chossy
- Would you prefer to filter by lenght and diameter?Fariska
- you rubbished the innuendo choosy. aye, jewelerykelpie
- don't leave me hanging out the back of this one... how big was it?Jnr_Madison
- massivekelpie
- chossy0
sorry kelpie I didn't even think for one minute it could have been the holiest of holes!!!!
- ok, I'll let you off. but you have to punch jnrkelpie
- no worries mate as soon as I see him fucking bam right on the kisser.chossy
- I look forward to it my friend!!!Jnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
Its when the client starts specifying girth that you have to wonder whether you're doing the noble work you once dreamed about.
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No prisonbreak today.
my whole day is ruined now.
:'/
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I heard that this is a good one
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete…any opinions?
- yes it is.
Very good, very true, very sad.Fariska - you just discovered books?********
- yes it is.
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Hrm ... seems as if the lameass car I got a few weeks ago does not support getting a new stereo in it. Which is kind of troubling.
Well very troubling, who am I kidding. This is very troubling.
It only plays CDs and I safely assumed I'd be able to put a MP3 Player in it without having to use like the FM Transmitter thing as those don't work well at all.
- SkyPoo0
^ Flav, how can a car not support getting a new stereo? Surely you just overpower it and force one in to a suitable aperture.
- aye, you should be pretty used to that flave, you big rapey bastardkelpie
- oh noes, too far :/kelpie
- I have no idea either to be honest, it never dawned on me. But Crutchfield says: We're sorry, but these items do not fit your car.********
- your car. - For every car receivers and in-dash shit.
Signed,
Big Rapey Bastard.********
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I fart very loudly, belch, curse and shit in my pants
I puke and blow my nose on the floor
Parents are crying in the corner
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- SkyPoo0
Dear Bolg,
Drgss is totally fucking boxed off his noggin once again on dodgy Norwegian grain spirits and weed.
Thanks for listening,
Spooky.
- MrOneHundred0
Ah, it's nice here when the Scots are in.
- Fariska0
The lightbox i oredered for my gf arrived.
- pics********
- http://www.artifolk.…Fariska
- hers had gotten too heavy?7point34
- AW THANKEW!7point34
- pics
- Fariska0
On the other hand, i'd be spending several pounds on overpriced and stupidly simple plastic bars called pegbars. Damn animation material suppliers, they are real thiefs.
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- Greedo0
Meh today would be much better spent sitting by the fire, sipping brandy and telling shaggy dog stories.
- 'so here I was, shagging this dog...' - ronnie corbetJnr_Madison
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I wonder how Lela is doing.
- on the dolecanuck
- "I will forget, tomorrow, so her pain is a matter of indifference."********
- Greedo0
Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how chossy's Edinburgh poetry is going...