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- hallelujah0
yep.
- killthefish0
Have a good weekend, kelpie.
- MrOneHundred0
Wow, Larry David just came and stole my mind. He’s like me, but successful.
- 7point340
excuse me, is this yours?
i found it wandering around page 2.
please be more careful in the future.
- locustsloth0
You lousy puke, why don't you call your mommy?!?!
- locustsloth0
7.34's post above reminds me of this book i read my kid called "Max's Dragon Shirt"
There's one character in it (this woman clerk) that absolutely pisses me off. She's snotty, rude and very little help. SPOILER: She let's Max the dragon shirt and then gives him ice cream which he gets all over the shirt so they have to pay for it and can't buy the pants. Dumb bunny-bitch.
Please tell me someone else has read this and shares my rage.- The connection to 7.34's post is he gets lost in the mall. Sorrylocustsloth
- Where the fuck is my mind tonight?locustsloth
- I REMEMBER THIS BOOK AND I SHARE TOUR RAGEismith
- THANK YOU!!! thank you thank you thank youlocustsloth
- That bitch, you'd figure she'd be all" Oh you must be so worried about your lost brother", but no...locustsloth
- ...it's "you're not the girl in the yellow dress, that's a purple dress if i ever saw one" Condescending whooooarlocustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
From shooting inside a theater back in september.
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Check the blue box too.
- Isn’t that how one of your Presidents was killed?MrOneHundred
- Shooting photographically...omgitsacamera
- I couldn’t tell, even from your username. Is that me?MrOneHundred
- kelpie0
hump
- kelpie0
so if you had the choice of 2 fruits, one which was really good for you and you quite liked the taste of, but had eaten plenty of and never felt full; and another which was too full of sugar for your constitution and slightly rotten your gut but you really loved the taste of and was always on your mind for eats, which would you choose?
- both of them actually.
It's just 2 out of 5 (a day)Fariska - I've been eating both of them, they're incompatible, that's my problemkelpie
- would you mind to give name to those fruits?Fariska
- Riddle Subject A and Riddle Subject Bkelpie
- A: orange
B: banana (pretty sure about that)Fariska - GIVE ME THE NAMESJaline
- the fruits aren't important its the gut reactions to a conundrum which could be applied all over life that matterskelpie
- IRN BRU is not a fruit dumbass********
- both of them actually.
- Fariska0
I, for one, am going to have enough very soon.
Very very soon.- I've decided that you get The Grammar Award of the Day! Please have a sticka'Jaline
- should I be proud of it?Fariska
- 'have had enough', also 'Very,very soon.'********
- I'm assuming you've had enough of course, well, we've all had enough haven't we?********
- Well, max, thanks. If no one corrects me when I'm wrong, how I'm supposed to learn?Fariska
- I didn't notice any mistakes. I blame it on how tired I was this morning. Sorry, I ended up leading others to correct you.Jaline
- ********0
As much as hate the apparently "funny" racial obama photos and comment, I'm really starting to get enough of all the people shooting it down from their high horse.
- how dare you?kelpie
- because half of them are not any better them self imho. double standards at it's finest********
- how DARE you?kelpie
- actually, you're probably rightkelpie
- I'm not allowed to notice that JazX is a douchebag?hallelujah
- yes you are, I think so too, but why not just ignore it, the more you tell him he is a dickhead, the more fun it gets posting shit********
- hey, that's no way to say goodbyehallelujah
- I agree with you. Plus, there is a lot of crap out there about Palin.Jaline
- "crap" doesn't mean it's not true, but there is still a double standard there. Let's make fun of and hate everyone...Jaline
- SkyPoo0
What is up with all these random horse references?
Kelpie started it last week, and since then all I've read on here is allegorical metaphor involving horses. I don't want to shut the gate after the horse has bolted, but equally if the zeitgeist is a one trick pony I'd rather be high in the saddle than caught with my nose in the grain bag.
(I had to make up a few of those 'popular sayings' at the end there becuase there wasn't enough horse-related phrases in the lexicon to see me through to the end of my sentence GEE UP THERE NEDDY WAH-HOOO!)
- I guess people got bored of pirates, hobos, chuck norris and octo... pi ?********
- Who the hell is kelpie?killthefish
- I guess people got bored of pirates, hobos, chuck norris and octo... pi ?
- Fariska0
does the "chick of the day" massive success means that the "Pic of the day" is now safe for work?
- SkyPoo0
octo pi.
IS that pi multiplied by 8?
(har har hee ho ho)
- hallelujah0
"the main character in “Synecdoche” has a thing about poop and bosomy women, though happily not at the same time."
- SkyPoo0
I finally started watching Lost series 4 (or 3, whichever is the most recent) last night. After waiting so long I have to say I was bored utterly shitless by episode one (the one where the helicopter rescue appears and even more potential lines of intrigue are introduced) I think the makers of that show need to realise that if you add black to white to create contrast, then divide the blacks by whites to add detail, and the whites by blacks to add balance, and you just keep doing that over and over plunging into ever finer grains of detail, then all you end up with is a vast grey blandscape of hissy white noise.
I really felt like saying "meh" out load.
- when i let out my loads they usually go MMMMMRRRT7point34
- Heroes post season 1 = mehneue75_bold
- They don't plan these things for any kind of long haul. Just like our economy people.killthefish
- out load?Greedo
- Greedo0
Was making some soup last night which involved some chopped red chili peppers. Soon thereafter proceeded to take out my contacts without washing hands first. Bad idea #1.
Bad idea #2: putting those same contacts back in this morning.- Oh oh... shit... bad news.
You'll only ever do it once though I guess.SkyPoo - especially if his eyes explode... wont have much need for contacts after that7point34
- Ouch.Fariska
- i look like i just won some major award or found jesus or something...Greedo
- Maybe you did. You'd never though, becuase you're currently blind.SkyPoo
- Oh oh... shit... bad news.
- ********0
puffins or rabbits
The dilemma of Iceland only 6 months ago.- time to start whalingGreedo
- and now I'm broke with a family to feed. Time to dust off the rifle********
- you won't go hungry, pilgrim********
- neue75_bold0
au revoir mon petit bijou...
- that's one way to say goodbye..neue75_bold
- welcome to page fourteen hundred and four...neue75_bold
- is possibly, another..neue75_bold
- HAHAHAHAHA.
* Duly tickled by the dryness of your delivery.SkyPoo - hey yo paul, you know that guy rufus? the moolie? freakin'... lick 'im...neue75_bold
- see you in JC Penneyhallelujah
- Jennifa oh Jenny..neue75_bold
- Access to her cove,
lovestruck was my mode
Took a look, dropped my textbook, Jenifa...oh!neue75_bold - Breakfast - broke it fast, she was in my English class
Asked for notes, rocked my boat, Jenifa...oh!neue75_bold
Jenny lost her favourite penny, so I gave her a dollar
She kissed me and I hollered!neue75_bold- oh!neue75_bold
- oh! (in the manner of andrew dice clay as sampled by emf)hallelujah
- correct term:
mossy grotto******** - Bye for now!Jaline
- hallelujah0
LICENSE FORMAT PRICE
Benton Sans Family
1 computer $ 3,200.00- hallelujah!hallelujah
- fuck that.. shall I just send it to you?neue75_bold
- OH!!!hallelujah
- you know my name...hallelujah
- fuck you Tobias..neue75_bold
- love-Jones...neue75_bold
- gimme some benton lovehallelujah
- amen, on it's glorious way.. merci!neue75_bold
- we got styles pluralGreedo
- on myfonts.com is "just" 2,652Fariska
- You can download my fonts off an internet site Or you can be mix tapin' it We'll still be creatin' itGreedo
- oh!neue75_bold
- styles upon styles upon styles is what I have...neue75_bold
- OY!hallelujah
- electric avenuehallelujah
- aye, chamon then!neue75_bold
- who's bad?Greedo
- what the fuck, ese...hallelujah
- paid the cost...hallelujah
- to be the boss?Greedo
- havin' fun..neue75_bold
- money for fonts to burnhallelujah
- who'd gonna take the weight?hallelujah
- Archer of loaf...neue75_bold
- who'shallelujah
- smallcaps thinhallelujah
- gimme the fuckin taunt********
- iceberg slim..neue75_bold
- seasnail mailhallelujah
- and Ihallelujah
- iceland is bankrupt, they can't rout internets traffic through there anymoreGreedo
- has to go through brazil via africa nowGreedo
- I can't stop!neue75_bold
- thinking about miss denmarkian..neue75_bold
- aka the neighbor, jim...neue75_bold
- If I weren't at work, I too would send it over with love.Jaline
- the grass is always greenerGreedo
- seasons change,
mad things rearrange...neue75_bold - These notes are strange,
Let's make an exchangeJaline - who the fuck is Lela?********
- standing in line with mr jimmy
and man did he look pretty illhallelujah - bonesin for jentonhallelujah
- did you not get it yet?neue75_bold
- Mike Giesser to fluxism, flux
show details 3:44 PM (28 minutes ago)neue75_bold - no, but my mail is always slowhallelujah
- I have CocaineHighMedium_55 over here, holler if you got a nose for emkelpie
- cocaine is a helluva fonthallelujah
- I'm Rick Poynor, bitchkelpie
- lolhallelujah
- hahahaneue75_bold
- that deserves many more lolshallelujah
- erm, 51 notes? mad!********