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- emukid0
finding myself sinking into oblivion. i may go and kill myself.
- leaving a note?Jnr_Madison
- I just did.Jnr_Madison
- only on your bio page.emukid
- *throws emu a rope and gets pulled into oblivion toolocustsloth
- *stands at the edge of oblivion and drops pants to take a piss7point34
- *climbs up 7.34's piss stream to safetylocustsloth
- that's entirely possible. i am dehydrated and it comes out a musky orange syrup7point34
- refreshing!!locustsloth
- is it in you?7point34
- like you have to asklocustsloth
- emukid0
finding myself naked in fetal position. i may go and get some lube.
- Jnr_Madison0
My gf still thinks I'm terrible at DIY because I intentionally messed up building some stuff years ago so she wouldn't ask me again (I am terribly lazy).
The arrival of our new coffee table, that I want to use tonight, has put me in an awkward position.
- Maybe I am terrible and it wasn't a plan after all?Jnr_Madison
- did you cleaned your stuff up before she came back?********
- Oh i'll put you in an awkward position, alrightlocustsloth
- On most fixit projects i tend to break something in the process of fixing it or something elselocustsloth
- tell her that women who can build things make you terribly wet. then get a whip out and ask her to get to work.emukid
- you can fake another break in and say that it was helpful nomadic scandinavians7point34
- you gotta whip it. whip it good.emukid
- if it's glass, shit on ithallelujah
- sometimes it's hot when a person can fix stuff. ...Jaline
- like the bottom of a boat7point34
- neue75_bold0
goodbye NT..
- Shine on...Jnr_Madison
- hello QBN..neue75_bold
- Welcome back!!!locustsloth
- i was worried7point34
- locustsloth0
Sometimes i wonder how often people here see my posts or notes and say to themselves "Who the fuck is that?"
- < who the fuck is that?emukid
- i just picture your QBN mugs pic.
Smileybeard McWoolcap7point34 - HOW DARE YOU USE MY REAL NAME!!!locustsloth
- shit, i forgot you were in witness protection...7point34
- i'm sure your family is fine...7point34
- *shakes head. the poor bastard.7point34
- No worries. i convinced the hitmen that Smileybeard McWoolcap is actually this guy dressed like a Strawberry Shortcake villianlocustsloth
- No worries. i convinced the Shortcake villianlocustsloth
- haha i don't know what happened to your note, but i laughed anyway7point34
- emukid0
i haven't watched a movie in months. my life is falling apart and i am not sure what do about it.
- *toemukid
- build a coffee table.Greedo
- shit on a glass coffee tablehallelujah
- it works wondershallelujah
- lots of condoms.killthefish
- emukid0
the milk carton, to my horror, was empty. i was unable to have cereal this morning. now i am terribly depressed. why does god hate me?
- He doesn't, emu. He just loves cows (or goats or rats, whatever you're milking these days) a tiny bit morelocustsloth
- < who the fuck is that?locustsloth
- i made that up. this morning i had the largest fucking bowl of cereal in the whole world. take that cows.emukid
- i find the poorest cow i can and make her fill my bowl with fresh milk.7point34
- she usually pleads with me saying she needs to save the milk for her starving calfs7point34
- i demand the milk anyway and she fills my bowl while sobbing.7point34
- when she's done i throw the bowl at her and tell her i wanted poptarts anyway7point34
- emukid0
finding myself having overstayed the welcome. i may go and read other threads for a bit.
- ********0
depends if yerr handwriting is cool
- Jnr_Madison0
I like to watch things die... mostly my dreams... and your threads.
- Jnr_Madison0
Emo has nice handwriting, I can tell he's a fighter.
- should i be worried? he made my note out of cut out letters like a ransom note7point34
- also there was white powder all over the envelope7point34
- it was just dried cum to rub on your tongue.Jnr_Madison
- he's a rockhallelujah
- oh good... that's exactly what i did with it7point34
- Emu does have nicer writing for a guy. ;)Jaline
- ********0
Last.fm did some minor design changes on the artists pages
- chossy0
Finished doing up my room it looks fucking brilliant :D, can't wait to trick women into coming home with me. Last night was fun wiring up new lights in the house wearing a head torch L fucking OL.
Antonelli that set fo three pictures of the prairie dog are ace is it really true by the way if so brilliant :D I bet he was sniffling away like crazy in the last photo he he did he get a naughty piece of a tracker bar or something like that?. Great days great days indeed.
- ask them if the want to see your "prairie dog" they'll roll their eyes but when you take them into the bedroom...7point34
- ...show them the print out of antonelli's pic and watch them laugh and "awwwwww" and remove their clothes7point34
- in like FLYNN!7point34
- yup, true story. he came right up to my lens but then ran off. i was lucky to get those 3 shots in that order.********
- SkyPoo0
Any chance of a quick review of the shit thats been going down on the qoob? i missed it all.
- nothing of substance, like every day.Greedo
- I got a fur hat with shit in ithallelujah
- He's the new Mike Neshitmithlocustsloth
- chossy0
Some guy came in and gave us all one hundred pounds and fifty new pence and said sh dinae tell anycunt or I'll batter you.