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- 7point340
took my own advice, went topless this morning.
in retrospect i should have worn a bra.
- At least some pastieslocustsloth
- it probably wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't been bottomless as well7point34
- hallelujah0
spendin cash
talkin trash- head-banging to thrash?locustsloth
- Drew open the shutters and threw up the sashlocustsloth
- getting snatch
fucking rash...7point34 - oh, i know
smokin' hashlocustsloth - havin fun
selling candyneue75_bold - boldly condensing
sharting on the sherifneue75_bold - really
try thisneue75_bold - squeezin' buns
feelin' randylocustsloth - just seen a big ol' ass.
it's saturday, siggy iggy iggy7point34 - lol!hallelujah
- !O!hallelujah
- ********0
Good evening,
setting up our Sony Bravia
- neue75_bold0
the goat and I are heading out to find greener pastures...
- see the weekend shift tomorrow..neue75_bold
- have you checked the other side of the fence?7point34
- Don't come back to Canada then. Yet, anyway.Jaline
- clean up your own backyard...neue75_bold
- i am a hairy fucker... gets clippers...7point34
- 7point340
sometimes i wake in the middle of the night and worry that there may be a picture of scarlett that MrOnehundred hasn't ffffound yet
- Jaline0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and realize that I have never made a "sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night" post. I will be taking care of this right here, right now.
- Jaline0
I can't decide what I want for lunch. I feel terribly guilty about eating unhealthy foods for two days in a row.
- samwich. with some kind of meat based product, mustard, lettuce and tomato. Crisps are optional.ian
- I'm either going to get some noodles + chicken, or a sub with chicken. The sub is from Tim Hortons and is very tasty too.Jaline
- Both are tasty though..Jaline
- fuck you, canada. what's with all the tim horton references?7point34
- i apologize for the "fuck you" outburst7point34
- I like their doughnuts. Well I think I do, theres Tim Hortons doughnuts over here too but its just a chain like.ian
- I know an American when I see one...Jaline
- timscanuck
- Anyway, have the sub. With chicken. Would've gone for pastrami or ham but so long as there's meat in there it'll be fine.ian
- Yeah, I'm going for that one today :)Jaline
- It's a club, not a sub. Not sure what the difference is, but people always correct me, hehJaline
- hallelujah0
I never would have thought this possible, but I've come to like drggs
- the kid's got spunk!hallelujah
- say it aint so, joe.emukid
- his hatred for americans is so... bracinghallelujah
- turk_1820
Blog!
- Jaline0
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.u…
"Oscar-winning actor Tim Robbins had to fight a five-hour battle with election officials before being allowed to cast his vote.
When the actor arrived at his Manhattan polling centre, officials told him his name was missing from the register.
Robbins said he had been voting in the same district since 1992, and has not missed one election or changed his address, but it took him a total of five hours - and a judge's order - to persuade officials to allow him to vote. "
I don't mind him, but I agree with this commenter:
"As a poll worker, I can confirm that all he would have needed to have done is shown ID or a utility bill that demonstrated his residence in the precinct in which he was attempting to vote. He was simply grandstanding to make a political point."- The point is, you DO NOT have to show either of those things.********
- Eh, I have an idea of how someone may do things if they also have to mention politics at every award ceremony.Jaline
- But I can see both sides (obviously). He just didn't have to cause a scene.Jaline
- I've gotten into a few scenes in my life, but never have I been asked to prove who I am voting.********
- I always think I will do.********
- Totally agreed, Jaline.
Robbins is a *bit* of an evangelist sometimes...******** - did he brandish his oscar at any point, proclaiming in the 3rd person that he was "oscar winning actor tim robbins" ?7point34
- that would have been awesome!7point34
- Few years ago, I got into a huge argument, cops and everything, haha. It wasn't even a major election.********
- But exactly for this reason. If they do this to me, who else is getting shafted and don't know their rights.********
- It may seem selfish, only if you think of your "one" vote not meaning anything. Just think of all the other people who were turned away.********
- turned away, and didn't know they could do an absentee/ provisional.********
- Mine was for timing. I showed up 3 minutes before the polls closed, and they decided to close early. Raised bloody hell.********
- I think Robbins said the same thing. What's sad is that I know more about Robbins than your election system.Jaline
- "We're calling the cops." I'll do you one better, I'll call the cops! Oh LOOK AT THE TIME!********
- The point is, you DO NOT have to show either of those things.
- SkyPoo0
^ What if he wasn't wearing a utility belt though?
- SkyPoo0
We are just waiting for our babysitter then we're off to see John Martyn. The man is a fucking legend, I cannot belive how few people seem to have heard of him on here.
GET WITH THE FOLK-FUSION EXPLOSION PEOPLE.
- Who?********
- Kidding.********
- Tell Pearl to terrorize the babysitter.Jaline
- And I must say:
"who?"Jaline - I hope like crazy that all the fireworks don't wake her up cuz she'll freak out when her uncle, not us, goes to calm her down.SkyPoo
- Awww...leave a little note by her bedside:
"We can't deal with you anymore. See you never."Jaline - It's moments like these I realize I should wait just a *little* while longer before even thinking about children.Jaline
- "See you never." hahahaha I love that line, and using that line.********
- Fuck. Man. Dammit. Fuck.
WHY CAN'T I GO?killthefish - you aren't a birt7point34
- Who?
- SkyPoo0
Plus Danny Thompson on doube bass. The man is born to play double bass.
- WITH DANNY ADFOU? YOU MEAN AT THE SHOW YOU'RE SEEING HE'S? FUCK.killthefish
- Sometimes I think i should get out of my chair and go see something.killthefish
- this song is fantastic. I don't know that one.killthefish
- Jaline0
My co-worker, on the phone:
"Hi, yes, it IS a GREAT day!!!!! Nice to hear!
I was wondering if I could have a facial?"
- Heheh.********
- She wants to have spunk!locustsloth
- hahah********
- so did you give her one?7point34
- pics?killthefish
- She wasn't talking to me.Jaline
- Heheh.
- ********0
Sony Bravia set up.
good.now doin some other things
- 7point340
Martyn’s drink-fuelled, sometimes violent exploits are as notorious as his music is revered. As he recounts past war stories, his capacity for survival is remarkable.
“I’m not a violent man,” he insists. “but sometimes it just happens. I’ve been mugged in New York and luckily I fought my way out of it. I’ve been shot a couple of times as well, but I just lay down and pretended to be dead.”
- hahaha I always wondered if it would make sense to play dead.********
- Knowing full well if I was the person inflicting the death, I would walk up to the dead body to ensure I got the kill hit.********
- Pretending or not.********
- ... and tea bag the bastard eh, romey?7point34
- So he's like the 50cent of folk?locustsloth
- haha, he's scottish. he's a fighter.7point34
- hahaah man. I have a good picture but I can't share. It's some kid tea bagging my other friend.********
- With about 20 teabags tied to his belt and the person who is my friend (not other, I don't know the other kid) passed out.********
- I thought it was a classy move. Considering teh passed out was a broad, and actual tea bagging is weird.********
- i must see this picture.7point34
- hahaha I always wondered if it would make sense to play dead.
- canuck0
you're all a bunch of Bummers!
- 7point340
Sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if Jaline's co-worker ever got that facial
- then i hand her a towel and go back to sleep7point34
- Is that the one she has a thing for? The lesbian boss?canuck
- And then you change your dirty footie pajamaslocustsloth
- *chokes. spits water at screen.
WHAAAAAA----aAAAAT...7point34 - Jaline has a lesbian boss? which one has the hots for who?7point34
- and where can i get footie pajamas in adult sizes!?7point34
- www.adultfootiepajam…...killthefish
- www.footiepajamas.co…...killthefish
- dammit. www.adultpajamaswith…...killthefish
- THIS IS A FUCKING GOLDMINE WAITING FOR AN ENTREPRENEUR!!!killthefish
- hahahahahahaha i'm damn near tears7point34
- yo, I don't have a lesbian bossJaline