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- neue75_bold0
finding myself a bit sleepy, so i may go and get some cocaine
- falling off the wagon never hurt before so...neue75_bold
- lines off your neighbor's pert ass?7point34
- ... or his girlfriend for that matter7point34
- nah, just off my desk...neue75_bold
- hahaneue75_bold
- Save the blood that comes from your nose and give it to Rand.Jaline
- it's ok--I've got some in my urinehallelujah
- Jaline0
- happy birthday little miss!_salisae_
- consume soup, followed by a fapneue75_bold
- thanks, Shari!Jaline
- ********0
nevertheless I have sinned, I re-examine, I re-evaluate, and I hereby return the withheld funds. There is no enemy; there is the American principle of free debate; fighting against an invented enemy is wasteful; fighting for ourselves and one another is constructive, is sharing—otherwise known as love.
Let me leave you with the thought that we all have until Monday night to meditate, rectify, re-assess, and get that celestial inscription changed.
- Jaline0
I like observing little kids with their mothers and/or fathers. It's so fascinating to me, for some reason.
I should probably do it out in the open next time.
- So wait, are you lurking in the shadows or something, haha?********
- hahaha, I try to pretend like I am looking somewhere else.Jaline
- Don't be fooled, the children are actually in charge, no matter what it looks likelocustsloth
- So wait, are you lurking in the shadows or something, haha?
- neue75_bold0
I'm not gonna tell you what kinda shit I like observing...
- ********0
Where the fuck is elise_coker?
- ********0
I just canceled all my meetings this afternoon with basically zero notice. My boss told me to, but I have the feeling he is not going to back me up if it poses a problem for people who don't know how to talk in front of clients.
And on that note, I'm sitting on my couch contemplating taking a shower. I got my haircut on Wednesday, but I'm going to my old barber just to visit him later today. Haven't seen him in years.
- sally forth or tally ho?********
- sorry wrong note********
- Yay, you look good with shorter hair. I mean, not that your long, flowing, ginger, wavy hair isn't nice either...Jaline
- Hahahah.********
- sally forth or tally ho?
- canuck0
Thinking about registering canucksworld.com
- You should get http://canucker.comJaline
- I'm not falling for that Jaline. I'm not clicking that link.canuck
- It hasn't been registered yet :PJaline
- 3....2....1Jaline
- Haha nooooo.********
- ********0
Thinking about auctioning canucksworld.com
- Jaline0
How do you handle clingy people? There's this guy who is a bit too clingy, and I just met him. Perhaps it's because he doesn't have many friends living with him at the moment, so he is usually bored. I do make sure to let him down gently when he asks me to do things with him. I really don't enjoy going back to school (where he lives) on the weekends just to do school work or even to hang out somewhere else. I'm a few years older, and I have things to do over the weekends that involve things outside of school.
- I am also very careful about leading anyone on unnecessarily (the people I know in person, anyway).Jaline
- And I really like my personal space.Jaline
- Tell him you're gay.canuck
- subscribe him to a dating serviceFariska
- canuck, I used that one on someone else. I need to get more creative.Jaline
- all ur clings r belong to ushallelujah
- Avoidance.********
- canuck0
giuseppe is alive
- he was at my office an hour ago actually, seems like a nice fellow..neue75_bold
- god bless himemukid
- emukid0
autumn is here. in your mailboxes soon: http://www.qbn.com/topics/572746…
- this is awesome! great work.7point34
- 7.34, give me that bootleg copyJaline
- Truly thrillinglocustsloth
- haha i don't have it yet... i just stumbled into this thread late7point34
- neue75_bold0
Where the fuck is my drug dealer?
- on your front lawn?Jnr_Madison
- I hope not...neue75_bold
- he never early
he always latehallelujah - pr shoes
and a big straw hathallelujah - I might need the urine earlier than anticipated...neue75_bold
- is it ok if it has some blood in it?hallelujah
- depends how clean the blood is...neue75_bold
- but hey, it's a sellers market, I'll take whatever I can get..neue75_bold
- alcohol poisoningJaline
- alcohol prisoning,,,neue75_bold
- 20 fucking mins...neue75_bold
- hallelujah0
I didn't love it, but the idea was rippable
- e-pill0
due to the fivesharp theft of last night i was awake til 4am, so when i woke up this morning a lil over late than i should i called in work saying i was sick as i just wanted to sleep, so i texted one of the office secretaries and she said since me and her and a few others were out late last night power drinking that i am the 3rd person to call in sick!!! hahaha
meh!!!
on a secondary topic which i want advice from...
tonight i am invited to a birthday party for an ex girlfriend...she kinda stalked me for a lil bit after we broke away from each other...
well in her email which contained 45 names, i was the only male invited on that list....
so my question is do i go to the party with a possibility of either hooking up with birthday girl or one of her 44 other girl friends at the party?? or is this just bad karma and wrong choice all together??
i cant decide as my horny mind is saying go and fuck all her friends but the other part of me is saying stay stay the fuck away from crazy stalker hot babe!!! yes she is ultraa sexy and a scorpio!!
any nter thoughts greatly appreciated!!
kthnxbye!!!!
-e
- GOcanuck
- If she's a stalker, then don't go. You're opening yourself up to that line of communication again, despite the hotness.Jaline
- If you go, be prepared to have random stalker-esque events happen to you and possibly the girl you're with.Jaline
- That invite seems too good to be true. You may find that the other party goers are chlorophyll, a ball gag and a length of ropelocustsloth
- bang one of the stalkers friends.Jnr_Madison
- but what about going just to have some fun?? get drunk and celebrate the scorpio bidet??e-pill
- Sure, go, have fun. If your ex gets weird, just be calm and honest. Be ready to leave if you have to.locustsloth
- And as an extra precaution implant a GPS chip under your skin and give us instructions on how to locate youlocustsloth
- you can always find me by following the thc in the air...e-pill
- bang one of the stalkers friends, if that fails, bang the stalker, if that fails, bang.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr im starting to fall under that direction more and more...e-pill
- neue75_bold0
It's powerpoint season...
- canuck0
Where the fuck is Greedo.
- And Thompy for that matter.canuck
- SHOW ME THAT FUCKING IMAGE, CANUCK MY LOVE.Jnr_Madison
- MUCH WIN TO THEE.Jnr_Madison
- NOW, CUNT.Jnr_Madison
- Check your mail old palcanuck
- Those nudie pics were meant just for you canuck, JUST FOR YOU!!!Greedo
- Jnr_Madison0
fuck it, I'm going back out.
- to mop some more?7point34
- can you bring a bag of potatoes home with you?neue75_bold
- Ok, anyone else want anything from the shops?Jnr_Madison
- nah, coke and potatoes will set me straight..neue75_bold
- crisps, I'll take a two-for-one bag********