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- MrOneHundred0
I think it is used to amplify the futility of the situation “You might as well kiss your arse goodbye, as you will have as much hope of being able to kiss your own arse as you would of getting out of this situation”, like that.
- boobs0
God, I hope my skin never turns green.
- It’s not so bad, but the bill for my shirts is enormous.MrOneHundred
- Jaline0
Hey, Mr100, are your kids rock stars yet?
- Not yet, but we are working on it.MrOneHundred
- I thought so ;)Jaline
- now i'm picturing a horrible accident involving hulk babies and a womb7point34
- Is this to remind me that I’m married and shouldn’t “make naughty” on QBN?MrOneHundred
- Nope. I was just thinking about your family after you posted about your work and home.Jaline
- Ah, good.MrOneHundred
- he was thinking about your family dude?!?airey
- Who? The fat nerd in the fap thread?MrOneHundred
- airey0
- hahahahaha dear god7point34
- mr100 got married in this.airey
- I’m just as God made me, Sir.MrOneHundred
- yes sir. thank-you sir.airey
- Jaline0
I should stay out of the fapping thread. I will end up stuck on the floor somehow.
- this one seems to be worse, or hadn't you noticed?7point34
- It’s probably for the best.MrOneHundred
- Hmmm...you could be right. But NOPE! Somehow it isn't to me.Jaline
- NOWHERE IS SAFE!!!locustsloth
- boobs0
Gosh
- MrOneHundred0
Uh-oh, things are disappearing!
- what things?airey
- pee, poo, fap...MrOneHundred
- ahh the classics.airey
- thank baby jesus the Mr100 pics are safe7point34
- uh, yeah.MrOneHundred
- neue75_bold0
* shakes head
- kelpie0
I have images off - has airey broken the blog thread? can we kill him now?
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ahaha what happened here..
did I mis something.. :Dbtw.
I <3 Emukid- Small hardon collider exploded all over the blog thread...neue75_bold
- incase you missed it, i <3 mike g.********
- you get the package mate?neue75_bold
- i did!
thank yous******** - no worries, enjoy..neue75_bold
- ********0
Is there such a thing called like Rip Van Winkle Syndrome?
Like where you sleep and sleep and sleep and are still tired? This is getting ridiculous. I almost slept a full 24 hours in one sitting ... or laying I guess. Then continued to sleep one and off for the next 12.
I can't wait to go back to sleep either.
- eah, you'll get tired from over sleeping - you've probably woken while you were in a deep sleep cyclekelpie
- you're body's fine but your brain is screweykelpie
- Heh, truer words were perhaps never typed.********
- I have heard of that, too much sleep makes you more tired or whatever. My dreams have been nutso as well.********
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i have rip van winkle
- SkyPoo0
I had to take our car for its service this morning. That meant I had to get a much later bus to work, and managed to get the one that all the really old ladies catch to get to Worthing 'for the bargains'.
I have a question... why is it that when ladies get really really old they climb onto buses with really bugged out wide eyes and a huge rictus grin like Wallace&Gromit? Its like they're having a poo while they climb the steps. They all did it. Every single stop, identical clones in mossy green rain coats, slowly clambering aboard and grinning like constipated psychopaths.
- They just look massively keen, that's what it is, just massively massively keen on getting on the bus.SkyPoo
- life is physically more difficult for them, have some compassionhallelujah
- their husbands have died and their children long gone, They are brave, and I salute themhallelujah
- neue75_bold0
I've got sac miracle lunch all over my chin...
- Great with chips!SkyPoo
- sac of potatoes...neue75_bold
- < bring it home..neue75_bold
- now it all makes sense..neue75_bold
- bring it home jeromehallelujah