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- emukid0
i am waiting for those low mortgage rate ads to show up. you know where some person is dancing and all you really want to do is stab that person in the neck with a pencil.
- i got paid to dance in one of those ads, emu. do you want to stab me?!?!?!7point34
- i have to eat too. not all of us can be famous film makers, you cunt!7point34
- now that you've mentioned your involvement with those ads, i can't remember a time when i didn't want to stab you.emukid
- i lost money in that film, you cunt and ran up credit card debts. i am the reason the credit industry collapsed.emukid
- please buy my movieemukid
- please?emukid
- well fuck you thenemukid
- that's more like it, but just so you know, i'm only buying it to stimulate the economy7point34
- Complexfruit0
yuck...when did this happen to the PVN?
- what happened?emukid
- the ad thing ^Complexfruit
- there's an ad?emukid
- http://www-tc.pbs.or…Complexfruit
- emukid0
help is on the way
- just kidding. we're all fucked.emukid
- But..but..the thing with the everything being alright.. was it...LIES?!?!locustsloth
- the bear dies in the end.emukid
- NOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO...locustsloth - ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...locustsloth - ..OOOOOOOOOooooooOoo o o ooo o oo o o
Really?locustsloth - to find out all you have to do is buy the DVD.emukid
- airey0
we're all here for free so get over it nancyboys.
personally i'm looking forward to the monthly subscription we'll have to start paying to read and write these fairly unintelligent social commentaries.
- e-pill0
29850SFAS!!!!!
- NotByHand0
- meh, I was here for 20000.MrOneHundred
- i ganked 20000 and screwed it up royallylocustsloth
- I personally can't wait. Taking the day off work. Hell, I'll leave my wife to experience it. It holds such meaning.NotByHand
- can i have your wife while you experience this?emukid
- Jaline0
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???!!
- I’m not talking about it. Just in case... you know...MrOneHundred
- It wants you to roll overlocustsloth
- I fear recrimination enough as it is.MrOneHundred
- Ruffian got the 10K spot in PotD thread, Mayo is stil MIA & QBN added a huge ad to the PVN..e-pill
- also if you click on the advert and purchase CS4 the advert disappears...e-pill
- ismith0
I AM HERE MR100!!!
- OK, so what have you done with elise coker?MrOneHundred
- She's hiding under my deskismith
- GO ISMITH GO!!!!!!!!!!e-pill
- hahah. Let’s hope she gives you a better review than she gave skypoo.MrOneHundred
- Jaline0
Pointing out a professor's mistake got me a perfect mark in my HTML assignment. I feel very uncomfortable pointing these things out (and I usually do it in person, alone, not that it happens often), but I guess it was a good thing I did. More importantly, it allows professors to get to know me better. It's a strange way to get to know people better, but I guess it works.
- *usually do it in person = ALWAYS do it in person. I never raise my hand in front of other students, for anything.Jaline
- well done.MrOneHundred
- If I point out your mistakes will we know each other better. Would take a while tho.Jnr_Madison
- Sure.Jaline
- e-pill0
CONGRATS DAD OF mcLeod!!!
- Jnr_Madison0
I just boiled a big bag of potatoes.
- high five!MrOneHundred
- link?Complexfruit
- how many potatoes in your bag?mcLeod
- make sure they are real soft before you put them anywhereemukid
- and please let them cool down first.emukid
- *high fives mr100
I have no idea how many, that's a good question.Jnr_Madison - Oh, they are soft, I'm cupping a couple right now.Jnr_Madison
- Ah, wait, that's my nuts.Jnr_Madison
- Brazil Nuts.Jnr_Madison
- salted?emukid
- pics or it didn't happenNotByHand
- so they are two nuts walking. and one of them is assaulted.emukid
- Potatoes or GTFO!MrOneHundred
- NotByHand0
^ You're not making a batch of that crazy delicious sounding potato salad, are you?
*salivates...
- hehe, I was going to but I'm feeling too lazy at the moment. Might just eat them with some salt.Jnr_Madison
- jnr, i am coming overemukid
- fair enough... sounds like that would be quite a bit of work.NotByHand
- POTATO PARTY!!!Jnr_Madison
- butter the shit out of themmcLeod
- e-pill0
29860SFAS!!!
- NotByHand0
- haha, good one!Jnr_Madison
- btw, ignore this if you don't want to answer but what was your previous screen name?Jnr_Madison
- On here? I haven't had a previous name... I've been on NT since way back (2002 I think), but never wrote stuff on here before... why do you ask?NotByHand
- ...here before... why do you ask?NotByHand
- I just thought we knew each other from before, nevermind, bring on the potatoes!!!Jnr_Madison
- I used to love that little "NEWS TODAY" voice/sound thing...NotByHand
- ya, me too.
*tears upJnr_Madison - *lubes upJnr_Madison
- I actually think I have it as an audio file somwhere...
*starts fapping gently...NotByHand
- 7point340
- grow up, it's not what you think.7point34
- ... it's actually a butt plug.7point34
- Nom nom mashed potato with butter and black pepper nom nom...Jnr_Madison
- i'll supply the corn7point34