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- longtongued_liar0
i punched a horse, drugged it, mailed it to a glue factory and all i got was this lousy
- damn it cut off the last word.longtongued_liar
- jock strapsatogami
- Jaline0
-20, hmmmm
May have to use that scarf today. It's bigger than I am.- "The Scarf That Ate Jaline"
Coming to theaters this Christmaslocustsloth
- "The Scarf That Ate Jaline"
- chossy0
I am trying to get my mother fucking web cam to work so I can do a broadcast of the shit that goes down when I am not at my house, hopefully I can get my wee kitty doing things and find out what it looks like when she fucks up all my plants yo!, but it only seems to work on a local network and no on the world wide webs so Jaline like a trooper (a trooper is someone who is in the army) has been refreshing her browser with the same vigor that an old lady yanks on the handle of the fucking slot machines in vegas. Cheers Jaline I'll give you one I mean owe you one.
- I did this once, used a program called fwink, then did a javascript refresh on it every minute or so. Then viewed remotely.canuck
- It's no problem at all. May as well refresh your page while I am refreshing QBN every 1.2 seconds.Jaline
- You'll owe her one if you give her onelocustsloth
- omgitsacamera0
which reminds me
i still need a domain name..
- obsessedwiththetool...locustsloth
- .net
locustsloth - purchase one from flavorfulsatogami
- Jaline0
Just got my money back. That was quick.
- How about you try and get your domain back?canuck
- When you wrestle it from his cold poultine-stained handslocustsloth
- You want me to wrestle flavorful? I think he got the domain before I did, so I never really "had" it :PJaline
- haha, locust and I think the same wayJaline
- You are more alike than you realize, my dear...locustsloth
- ...at least from what i can see from outside your windowlocustsloth
- Jnr_Madison0
Maybe it's my Scottish accent but this guy from adobe had no fucking clue what I am saying.
- what?.chossy
- are you talking to a call centre in india or the philippines?omgitsacamera
- Pull it of your bum first jnr.canuck
- JUST KIDDING !!!!canuck
- India, I just tried an English accent and he seems to understand me now. Fuck knows what he must be thinking.Jnr_Madison
- That's because emu was fapping at your voice instead.Jaline
- This is hilarious, they asked me to call them, now they want me to email them again.Jnr_Madison
- did you try yr world service bbc voice? that always gets the job done. especially if you add big ben.********
- Scottish + Indian = DOES NOT COMPUTE?Jaline
- both sub continents?********
- 51Jnr_Madison
- area 51?satogami
- neue75_bold0
Dear Paula,
As far as I can see, the card is okay. We plan to host the card on Lounge – our intranet to make sure everybody within the company will have access to this card.The only problem is the format of the ecard. Flash is not available for all employees, because most of them cannot install flash by their own.
Which other format would you recommend to reduce file size.
Best regards,
Dorothy [Tootie]- where the fuck is Claudia?********
- under the thumb of elize_cockerneue75_bold
- where the fuck is Claudia?
- Jaline0
canuck, any ideas? He did say "merry Christmas" in the note I said I bought the domain in, hahaha
- what happened???e-pill
- flavorful got a domain name before I did. To be fair, I don't really need it (it was for a fake site), and I did tell everyone what the name was.Jaline
- the name was.Jaline
- what happened? you posted a site and flav pwnd!! you???
sooooo classic!!!!!! you n00b!!
e-pill - I never thought of buying it before other members told me to buy it before flavorful did. how ironic, hahahaJaline
- It makes me laugh, it's cool.Jaline
- he fixes the cable?longtongued_liar
- e-pill0
marry christmas jaline...
- MERRY I MEAN!!!!!
:Pe-pill - hi vena!longtongued_liar
- hi rand!e-pill
- back atchaJaline
- MERRY I MEAN!!!!!
- e-pill0
it was soooo windy last night!!1 this morning when i got up and went to get coffee i noticed that the metal awning on the building next door was ripped off the building and in the middle of the street...
living on the water is soooo much colder than a few blocks away...
- longtongued_liar0
Jnr, have you tried using your american accent?
YOU LIED TO ME!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCOTTISH!
- e-pill0
when ever i wake up and see the blog has 8+ pages from when i previously dog-eared i dont bother reading it... i usually fly thhru the notes and just dog ear above the last post....
- the blog is all i have. i read like 70-90% of everythinglongtongued_liar
- ...to see if anyone laughed at his jokes....Jaline
- i uh... well..longtongued_liar
- HOW DARE YOU!longtongued_liar
- ahahahahaha!!! ‹‹ for your joke!!e-pill
- hahaha, j/kJaline
- longtongued_liar0
as i get older it seems more obvious that "do without trying" has been far eclipsed by "try without doing"
- Jaline0
The bus drivers may go on strike, starting Wednesday. I won't be able to get to school or work. My dad said he may have to take a few days off of work to drive us around...
Nice guy.
- Maybe I will ask the government if I can work from home for a few days, or just make up the hours later.Jaline
- i thought you have issues with your parents?longtongued_liar
- With my mom, yes. But she's extremely moody. So there are good times and bad times. My dad is a bit more reasonable.Jaline
- It's exam week too, so my siblings have to be at places...Jaline
- She's always stressed out about work and family and takes it out on everyone else too. We just deal.Jaline
- Anyway, this is not about that.Jaline
- canuck0
Sometimes I think longtongued_liar is turning into rand.
- We are all randlocustsloth
- Well, except you-know-wholocustsloth
- well in that case, hi rand!canuck
- e-pill0
when ever i see their names i get confused then i posted about it and now everyone jumped on my bandwagon for teh holidays....
- Yeah cause your bandwagon has heat and a sweet stereo system. Can you blame us?locustsloth
- it wsn't yr bandwagon the jumped on********
- but but but wasnt it!!?!e-pill
- *criese-pill
- canuck0
Top of the props yo!
- cheerio ya hoor yo********
- I apologise in advance for anything I write today********
- but not for anything before I wrote that note. savvy?********
- memorable.canuck
- canuck?********
- hi'ya!canuck
- good weekend? any skiing up there?********
- The ski hills are open -- if you can call them that.canuck
- helllooo thereJaline
- hills? vertical drop under 1000' what about Tremblant? that looks big.********
- a hike might as well go south I guess.********
- Aye, Quebec mon thencanuck
- cheerio ya hoor yo
- neue75_bold0
Those MTv, saps, yo!