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- NotByHand0
^ Make me a logotype, mate. That'll keep you occupied.
Oh, and Horp... any word from JK yet?
- ian0
Spooks, did you get my mails you huge bollocks?
Im going to have some lunch now and start another guess the movie-type quizz thingy thread. I invite you all for general merrymaking and fizzy pop.
- neue75_bold0
I'm sure things will pick up when rand punches in...
- * holds breathneue75_bold
- welcome to my world after you guys all go home********
- NotByHand0
Have you ever been in the middle of fapping, and suddenly found yourself disinterested? Does mean I even turn myself off?
- locustsloth0
What you gonna do when the UK runs wild on the blog?!?!?!
A: Nothing.
In other news, it's a snow day. i'd say about 6inches on the ground. i have a special kind of hate for snow that won't pack easily as a snowball or parts of a snowman. Damn finicky snow, wants to be all icy and individual. SUCCUMB TO THE COLLECTIVE YOU SIX POINTED BITCHES!!!
- ********0
It nonetheless seems to me that the American id, viewed through the lens of slang, dwells much on human worthlessness, failure, drug addiction, homosexuality (imagined as a come-down, not a turn-on), oral sex, penises and breasts--as if the nation collectively feared that it might be sucking hind tit (suffering deprivation on account of low status) and were in search of compensation. At the end of Stone the Crows there's a very clever subject index where one may see at a glance all the slang for, say, a drinking spree: "on a whizzer; on the bash; on the batter; on the bend; on the piss; on the skite." The collective id of the Commonwealth nations is therefore easier to assess, and my sense is that it highly values intoxication, foolishness, money and cheating. Perhaps these are more complex vices than the American ones, or perhaps the slang of one's own people inevitably becomes monotonous. In any case, I found myself tiring of deep-dicking American macks and the deprecation of knobslobbers, pratt boys and morphodites. But those kiwis and limeys! Those gumsuckers, bananalanders and their corresponding sheilas! They track with one another instead of merely dating, put anchovies on toast and call them whales, shout one another drinks, get squiffy together, go home for a little rumpty-pumpty and complain the next morning that they must have been starkers. It's irresistible, as are the Oxford's usage examples. This 1945 quote from Lawrence Durrell, for instance, illustrates a word for an angry letter: "I was afraid...that you would write me a stinker calling me a peach fed sod." (The peaches are not explained.) I even found strangely compelling this 1970 line from the Daily Telegraph that instanced a synonym for addiction: "Hundreds of domestic pets die each year after becoming 'hooked' on slug bait." One almost wants to try some.
- ya muzzleloaders
http://www.thenation…******** - *Got to 'breasts' and suddenly felt like fapping again. Thanks.NotByHand
- it gets much more detailed you perv********
- ya muzzleloaders
- locustsloth0
OH, also. My kid's school has implemented this new system for snow days and other emergencies. It's basically the equivalent of a mass email, but on the phone. It rings all the phones in it's database and plays a message about the alteration to the school day.
One wrinkle in the plan; the first call we got was at 5:41am telling us that school was 2 hours late (i had only been asleep for 2 hrs at that point). Once we had sufficiently grumbled about the early-ness of the auto-call and gone back to bed, on the precipice of slumber, the second call came telling us that school was canceled.- Robo-call at 5:41 AM is brutal...
Rybo-call on the other hand...NotByHand
- Robo-call at 5:41 AM is brutal...
- Fariska0
you should call the principal and congratulate about the efficiency of this system.
at 5:41 am.
And call back 15 mins later telling that you really appreciate that system.- the principal made the decision at midnight so calling her/him at %;41 am is appropraite: well done! good decision and efficient. Drinks on me.********
- drinks on me, ya peach fed sod.********
- HAHA i'll have to do this next time.locustsloth
- the principal made the decision at midnight so calling her/him at %;41 am is appropraite: well done! good decision and efficient. Drinks on me.
- Jaline0
I just emailed my prof about how my assignment file size is too large to submit online, through the school's digital drop box, and that it's very hard to get to school today because of the bus strike. I sent him a link of the .zip file that I uploaded to my own site.
please let him say it's OK please let him say it's OK please let him say it's OK please let him say it's OK
- it's OKFariska
- 404neue75_bold
- He's have to be some kind of a prick to say its not ok. But then Ive met a few lecturers in my time who were pricks.ian
- 7point340
i just received an email from rachel.
the actual rachel, not horp posing as rachel.
of course i now feel superior to all of you, and with good reason.
- we she on about the whole 'make me a big dirty mess machine' bit with you too?neue75_bold
- You have the keys to the kingdom now. You have the ability to realize all of our wildest dreamslocustsloth
- almost verbatum actually, mike.
7point34 - i sent her to work on the laundry. told her the dishes would be next, followed by detailing my car.7point34
- and locust, now i can focus on these dreams.7point34
- *turns on playstation7point34
- LIES!Jaline
- omgitsacamera0
please and thank you :]
- neue75_bold0
anybody ever use this creative commons search thing?
- what is it? spoonfeed me********
- take it for a spin chief, so how she handles for yerself...neue75_bold
- what is it? spoonfeed me
- ********0
testtt
- ********0
- cloutier?7point34
- fuck a chuck...neue75_bold
- Can I get it in white. Or is that actually white?canuck
- no, no, no...neue75_bold
- I prefer the grey.
but, then, I would********
- ********0
the poverty of my vanities and fears--pathetic
- fuck it. FUCK IT********
- are you ready to talk about it yet?neue75_bold
- doesn't look like it********
- no, keeping it bottled up is going well********
- fuck it. FUCK IT
- ********0
nothing a box of chalk and concrete won't fix
- sidewalk chalk myself to death?********
- no was thinking maybe your frame of reference you could modify could be larger while drinking fresh air********
- sidewalk chalk myself to death?
- Jaline0
You have 10638 followers.
Is it considered stalking when someone FFFFounds more than 50% of the images you FFFFounded first?- 10638? I am well under 500. What does that mean?********
- I see.********
- Shit, you're a regular David Koresh of design with all those followers and stufflocustsloth
- nils would be more of a popular high school rock band that disbanded when they went to college, that kind of followinglocustsloth
- you should be banned for that********
- I'm on it.********
- jaline I meant********
- I see********
- :PJaline
- ffffap7point34
- I'm not responsible for the shitty images, am I?
http://ffffound.com/…Jaline - the poverty here, yes you are
http://ffffound.com/…******** - you have the charisma and vitality of the great outdoors, god luv ya********
- 10638? I am well under 500. What does that mean?
- neue75_bold0
ffffist ffffuck me ffffirst...
- fffface ffffirst into the fffist..neue75_bold
- ffffist fffirst********
- canuck0
Is that white, Sammy?
- no, no, no..neue75_bold
- it's a ffffucking honda accord...neue75_bold