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fuck, i ran out of cd cases.
- neue75_bold0
things have gotten infinitely worse, there's some sort of bus downstairs and I have a bad feeling it's there to take me somewhere...
pray for me...
- ok, if it was just taking me somewhere, that'd be fine, but if these other farthammers are coming too... :/neue75_bold
- well now's your chance at the 5ft high club...Greedo
- or 1.5 meter high club, you metric whoresGreedo
- Get on first, go to the back, enter lavatory near fire escape, unscrew toilet, dislocate arms, drop through hole.Horp
- Walk away and never look back.Horp
- that only works on trains, and they have these rotating blades that chop the shit to fine bits...Greedo
- If you were here, there wouldn't be any buses to take you anywhere. Lucky!Jaline
- face first********
- Jaline0
I hope Rand made this
http://www.fluxiom.com/- Except for that logoJaline
- Not a huge fan of this logo, but I do like the -l's a lot:
http://www.wollzelle…******** - looks even worse than my site********
- Your work is great though.Jaline
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While I was sitting at a restaurant with a group of friends over the weekend, an older woman came up to my table to talk about the shirt i was wearing.
She graduated from the high school shirt I had on in 1962, haha. It was really nice to talk to her, and she mentioned how they didn't even have a pool, "and now look, swimming AND diving!"
The weird part is that the high school is 4 1/2 hours away, and the town she is from has about 1,000 people tops and the one I am from is about 3k, haha.
I told her I was making boilo for a party next weekend, and she started telling me about a time her father almost burned down their house and to be very careful. Of which I told her I was a professional.
It was great to see her, and have her validate my accent though. That was my main sticking point when she went back to her table to her probably mortified family not from the area.
I went to the group, "See, now you can't make fun of the way I talk because that lady almost cried she was so happy to hear me butcher the English language."
Didn't help though, they just mentioned that she was somehow able to get over it and not merge it with Yinzer speak to make one almost unintelligible dialect.
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low key despair
- Horp0
Alright you people, you fucking idiots, you vapid fucking shadows of all our former selves. You're all just sat there, emitting warm milky clouds of insubstantial glomedy like a bunch of log toads on mogaddon, prompted by the tap from a toffee hammer into sporadic emissions of vapourous nothing.
I can't take this shit any more, I really can't. Lets either pull together and put this thing into gear.. get ourselves somewhere in life in order to set an example to those softcaps who linger aimlessly in the wallows, or lets admit defeat and shove jam jars up our asses.
One or the other, but lets resist the temptation to just sit here, obediently filling up the newosphere with our varying combinations of the same few heiroglyphs.
I am close to giving up.
- Former Secretary of State Colin Powell
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Horp how is that friday deadline coming alogn?
- ninjasavant0
Despite my best efforts both my birds died this morning. The guilt is crushing me.
- so sorry... what kind of birds were they?Greedo
- poor little birds********
- sorry to hear7point34
- zebra finches. raised one of them from an egg.ninjasavant
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greedo, what happened with the water problem? sorted out?
- cosmoo0
was late for conference call once again.
- locustsloth0
All i know is that David "Lefty" Frizzell sang a song called "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino"
- Jaline0
- stop!
harem time!7point34 - Let your crotch hang lowlocustsloth
- Please, no.********
- where's the curly toe shoes?Greedo
- stop!
- Jaline0
With this type of navigation, why do I feel like it should be the reverse?
http://www.cr8tiverecreation.com…My brain is messed up.
- < Not just with navigation like this, but I include driving, and spatial activities. I am right handed.Jaline
- If you mouse to the right side of the screen the shoes go *forward*. Not really a nav tho, as they don't click... wtf?********
- Ah, I see what you mean about the forward thing. And yeah, you can't click in this case. There are other sites where you can.Jaline
- The shoes follow your mouse. It just seems foreign to me.Jaline
- The nav, that is.Jaline
- But not shoes following your mouse? :)********
- Jaline0
- i'd say that's more like 4 pixels7point34
- it's just some goo on your screenlocustsloth
- that's a lost little umlaut, won't you help it?Greedo
- It's always there, usually on the 1st and 2nd pages of the results.Jaline
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"I don't intend to let my intellect dominate me," she commented. "I intend to do everything ... to have one way of evaluating experience — does it cause me pleasure or pain, and I shall be very cautious about rejecting the painful — I shall anticipate pleasure everywhere and find it, too, for it is everywhere!" In an especially revealing passage, she then went on to comment, "I am alive ... I am beautiful ... what else is there?"
Sontag was 16 years old when she wrote that entry.
- http://chronicle.com…********
- there's always harem pantsGreedo
- pretentious youngster********
- and don't get me started on Leibowitz********
- you'll be doing her poster in 10 years********
- I've sworn off arts clients--not that I ever had many********
- a painless sacrifice********
- they'll keep knocking********
- $165,227 for failing to deliver enough business to justify the discount rates she was getting.********
- http://chronicle.com…
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- ********0
- cuts like a sunny day********
- Everyone knows Venus is where it's at.Jaline
- cuts like a sunny day
- emukid0
"Watching romantic comedies can spoil your love life, a study by a university in Edinburgh has claimed.
They found fans of films such as Runaway Bride and Notting Hill often fail to communicate with their partner.
Many held the view if someone is meant to be with you, then they should know what you want without you telling them.
The movies included You've Got Mail, Maid In Manhattan, The Wedding Planner and While You Were Sleeping."
- they listed all of my favorite movies.emukid
- http://news.bbc.co.u…emukid
- to be fair, i like notting hill.7point34
- not a bad movie. i didn't hate serendipity either.emukid
- i like john cusack. and what's not to like about kate benkinsale?7point34
- what i ask you!?
7point34 - that fact that i haven't had sex with her yet.emukid
- flav and I say these are shit.Jaline
- then maybe you don't have as poor taste as i think you do.emukid
- I'm with flav and jaline.
Shit.******** - i am with you pylon. always.emukid
- i haven't seen any of these :(Greedo
- they are the best movies ever made. you are missing out.emukid
- awww shucks, emu.
I am with you always too.
*sobs******** - those slow clap movie are all terrible********
- fuck it********
- i got the clap. it's killing me slowly.7point34
- You got the clap from emu?********
- emukid0
i am going to the store to get some milk for my honey bunches of oats and shredded wheat combo cereal lunch. anyone want anything?
- get me one of these, plz:
http://www.dresdench…
Greedo - count chocula7point34
- get me one of these, plz:
- 7point340
- Kate Beckinsale is beautiful. Doesn't mean she's in the best movies or can act.Jaline
- i was being sarcastic again, hahaha silverman has nothing on bekinsale7point34
- I know.Jaline
- :PJaline
- Silverman can't act either, but I'm not sure she wants to make a career of it.Jaline
- (I honestly could live without both, haha)Jaline
- Silverman's got eyebrows, something that kate doesn't have...********
- Ever wonder how many posts I'd have if we counted notes? I'd probably be in an asylum by now.Jaline
- sarah= cerebral slutiness********