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- 7point340
well, greedo liked it
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haha fine:
- was trying to make it as personal as possible but no one wanted to be bothered to email me7point34
- Can we just pretend that I emailed you and then you send it me? Oh, wait... I'll email youHorp
- Nice, Josh. Your last name makes me laugh :)Jaline
- Which, I am certain, was the point of the exercise.
Horp - oh yeah strhieitarretwoamala...7point34
- WELL YOURS IS FUNNY TOO!!
*runs off crying7point34 - (by the way that was me misspelling your name)7point34
- It's b/c it reminds me of Machiavelli, lolsJaline
- actually i had a friend in highschool that called me that7point34
- And you don't seem that refined...Jaline
- refined? what refined? refined like machiavelli?7point34
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please, perform an image search on google for "Nelson haha"
kthnx bye- oooh tom, i will punch you so hard in the mouth7point34
- this was worth it.********
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WeLoveNoise, thanks again ;)
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The climate of Edinburgh is such that the weak succumb young..... and the strong envy them.
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QBNers familiar with my relentless sunny optimism in this public forum might be surprised to learn of a rather corrosive and embittered “dark side” I’ve managed to keep at bay for most of my adult life. Of late, though, my inner demons seem to have gained the upper hand, and in hopes of protecting those close to me (and that it’s not too late to fulfill the terms of an abeyed trust set out in my late father’s last will and testament) I am soon to repair to a remote location which avails itself of neither internet, nor television, nor alcohol, nor sharp objects, firearms or explosives. And so for now, friends, this is my fond farewell. It’s been a pleasure and a privilege hanging out with you.
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- is this sarcastic? i can't even tell anymore7point34
- timeline_salisae_
- you're not the boss of me!********
- bye good rand happy holidays
bye evil rand kill em all
-ee-pill - sorry rand, dear boy. i've obtained the keys and you're not getting them back._salisae_
- take me with youemukid
- the keys to the private bathroom?e-pill
- the champagne room?7point34
- embrace the abyss, old sport.********
- I get to keep the TV, yessssJaline
- No alcohol? Let's not be rash, man.blaw
- I ilke posts like these. They make 'Dog-earing' so easy.********
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Happy holidays to you too 7.34
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Jnr_Madison & magnificent_ruin,
Thank you guys! protecting me and like all this shit! really 'preciate 't
- Horp0
Happy Holidays to you Horp!
- killthefish0
Happy good weekend, Kelpie!
- emukid0
i've been waiting by my mailbox all week
- the dog poo may have burned up before it got to arizona...Greedo
- hermaphrodite?7point34
- Still haven't gotten then undies I send over, huh?********
- emu. when are you sending out my free dvd anyways? :p********
- DVDs cost money, kid. but you've got spunk!emukid
- he's got syphilis too7point34
- I'm still waiting for 7.34's pirated copy of emu's famous film.Jaline
- what are you talking about?
*shhhhhh ut up!7point34 - ixnay on the iratepay7point34
- emukid0
i wrote this bio about a year ago hoping to use it on the back of the picture book. the publishers rejected it:
(emukid) was an internationally acclaimed author of children's books. He was also highly pretentious.His most popular works include GFY Everyone! and Yo Mama's so Fat She Ate This Book.
He evinced a thorough knowledge of the children's book genre and, in his prime, was writing up to five books a week. He once famously said "children can't even fucking read, mate. What's so hard about writing books for them?"
He died at age 26 of a broken heart. And probably alcohol poisoning and syphilis. He left behind a large credit card debt, past due videotapes and some dirty dishes.
- by "reject it" i mean the bookemukid
- most famous persons die at 27, not 26********
- That is fucking ace.Horp
- shit! i'm nearly 2 years late then7point34
- Hang in there emu — you've got another year to go before you can knock shoulders with Janice and Jimmy.********
- i haven't been 26 in many yearsemukid
- Holy shit, emu is from the UK!Jaline
- Or Australia? And is he a ghost?Jaline
- you call that a bio?********
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As honest as I am, I think these companies should get a rebranding right now:
- Eurosport
- Logitech
- Microsoft (type)To be continued
- Les étoiles d'imbeciles********
- i know what imbiciles are.********
- Les étoiles d'imbeciles
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and, i want to add this,
I feel really young among you guys.
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