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I always thought it'd be cool and sneaky if your conversation was recorded whilst on hold — whenever I'm on hold I start cursing and swearing whoever has me on hold...
- i love cursing out automated cust service callslocustsloth
- Sometimes I'll sing a song about being on hold and how I hope it's going to be recorded for my big break.********
- I've never heard back from any company that they've heard it, or even at the least gotten the slightest kick out of it.********
- I hum sometimes too, but I tend to not say anything.Jaline
- D_Dot0
I'd like to share a note I found on my cellphone that I wrote one night after drinking heavily this holiday season...
"Some days I regret my decisions in life... I should have moved closer to the mountains"
- omgitsacamera0
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- 7point340
emu,
i watched the movie with my brother this weekend. he liked it. he lives in milan, and i gave him a sticker, so hopefully at some point in the future you will have a new entry from italy.
totally lost my mind laughing at some of the commentary. especially the line about building an entire spaceship from one plank of wood
- SPOILERS!Jaline
- I'm ordering one soon...Jaline
- haha! i think we were drunk or doing insane amounts of drugs (i can't remember which) while recording the commentaryemukid
- we recorded that shit about 5 times and each time we talked about completely different and unrelated thingsemukid
- haha i like how you attempt to remain on point while no one else does.7point34
- emukid0
having cereal for lunch helps monday not be so painful
- it still hurts thoughemukid
- :[
feel betteromgitsacamera - i am not really in pain. i write these things so i can pretend to empathize with others in the blogemukid
- Heroin makes Monday less painful, I find.********
- count choco?canuck
- honey bunches of oats with almondsemukid
- nice choice old mancanuck
- My 3yr old stumbled upon something: Honey Nut Cheerios + cinnamon= Cinnamon Toast Crunchlocustsloth
- Jaline0
I almost just ordered one, but it's $47+ here. So I will wait a few more weeks before I purchase. I really want it. Just have to justify it to myself, which may take time :)
- omgitsacamera0
I love eating lots of junk food and burning off and not getting fat at all.
- Wait till you're thirty ya smug bastard.
:)******** - oh noo!omgitsacamera
- oh yes...********
- Wait till you're thirty ya smug bastard.
- 7point340
emu has a better life than all of us.
6 figure income.
private jet.
twin 21yr old blond french maids.
an inground pool filled with pudding.
and for breakfast he eats only the freshest count chocula hand-made by migrant children in his 17-car garagehe says their tears make it taste sweet
- i don't have a jet yetemukid
- i am just leasing it for nowemukid
- Leased from hedgelocustsloth
- I hate you.canuck
- me too. hate myself that isemukid
- canuck0
HOW IS JIM?
- time for a jim update...emukid
- every "JIM" post on QBN...
http://www.qbn.com/t…
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- moamoa0
so much hate in this thread. I LOVE YOU ALL.
except you and you.- moi?omgitsacamera
- So much love in this thread, I HATE YOU ALL.
Just kidding.
Hi moamoa!********
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I bowl.
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I dance.
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I taste.