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I've had the flu since Saturday. I didn't realise how much a person could sweat during the night.
- WOPR0
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You people need to exercise some quality control upon yourselves and conduct yourselves with more distinction.
I'd be pretty embarrassed to be in the great blog thread posting cartoons or saying "Hi" over and over again, or posting images you found just because you typed a word from the previous post into google images.
Very disappointing people, very disappointing indeed. You all need to reflect for a moment and think about your conduct – is this how you want to be remembered?
Use your imagination for goodness sakes, try and string a sentence together once in a while.
dear oh dear!
- blog died a while ago.Jnr_Madison
- blog does not die dear man, only the soul dies. Ask yourself – am I dead inside?********
- and then write about how you feel in 500 words or less.********
- The return of the Rasko I never knew but have feared and admired? I hope so...Horp
- ...You've been too soft Max, much too soft. Sick 'em.Horp
- I can do it in less than 500 words, rasko. Am I dead inside? Yes.Jnr_Madison
- rubs hands in glee********
- Horp0
I am listening to a 3 CD compilation of Edith Piaff today which I bought at the weekend for 9£. Thats nine measly english pounds to own all seventeen thousand songs she recorded in her short warbly lifetime.
Even the greats sell for peanuts these days.
- Horp0
^ You fuckers, don't make me log out and then log back in again under a different identity, just to hide the fact that I killed the Blog thread with my banal Edith Piaffery.
- Jorp0
^ No need Horp, your post was a fascinating insight into the central paradoxes of the price of artistic expression and our indefatigable facility for constructing adaptive rationales through which we justify the price drop whilst simultaneously bemoaning the the very fact of the ongoing devaluation that undermines our own creative endeavours.
Carry on.
- Thanks Man.Horp
- That Jorp guy sounds like a bit of a cunt.Jnr_Madison
- He is MY FRIEND, so please have some respect Jnr.Horp
- Jorp sounds hot. And smart. I guess smarts would be a good thing.Jaline
- Spooky, set me up with Jorp already!Jaline
- I think he's gay Jaline. I'll see what I can do though.Jorp
- by "I think he's gay" I do of course mean "I think I am gay".Jorp
- Relax Jorp, you are not gay, you are merely cautious in affairs of the heart, and as such you have very little experience with women.Horp
- with women.Horp
- hahahJaline
- poof.Jnr_Madison
- Horp0
I'm thinking of putting my palmheld computer back in its box and investing in a traditional notebook and pen. I've heard Moleskine are quite reliable and they are also tres chic, but they don't seem to be upgradable, whereas a Filofax, whilst lacking in brand panache, can be.
* Looks at massive, sideboard worthy, plastic Bell&Ross arm clock.
- Have you tried the new product from moleskin? It's called the foreskin, tricky to sketch on tho.Jnr_Madison
- I've managed to write 'Aston Villa' on mine with a fountain pen.Jorp
- It got very hard towards the end though.Jorp
- (I hope TBO doesn't mind that I stayed with the theme here in the Blog thread too. EEK!)Horp
- Jorp0
Fuck you Jnr. Fuck you and the magic goose you waddled in on.
in, on... in on... on, you waddled on, in. Oh whatever. Cunt.
- Jaline0
I woke up about 15 minutes before I had to leave for work today (at 6:40 AM). As you can imagine, I am quite messy at the moment. And very tired. Apparently I said "OK" when I was woken up at 5 AM, but I have no knowledge of this! LIES!!!
- Jorp0
Edith Piaff is really getting on my fucking nerves now. It pains me to say it but really she should have just done four songs, maybe five, then died a bit earlier.
More glamour, less effort.
- I do a bit of consultancy work for the record industry. This is my advice to all aspiring singer songwriters.Jorp
- You do not do consultancy work for the record industry you stupid cunt, you made that up.Horp
- You are dead to me now.Jaline
- You ever done any work for Top Gear?Jnr_Madison
- Funny enough Jnr, I do do a bit of work for Top Gear. I'll tell you about it if you like. Oh yes, me and Clarkson...Horp
- (voice fades out to sound of birdsong)Horp
- (fades back in some time later...) and he said THAT'S WHY I WONT DRIVE JAGUAR, HAHAHAHAH!Horp
- Jaline0
Can't even post "h a l f w a y" because of the "f w a" in it.
- Jaline0
http://www.thef w a.com/
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- Horp0
Every time, EVERY SINGLE TIME, I ask my G-wife to sanction the purchase of a hobbie car for me to drive recklessly and adorn with bits of fasterplastic from Halfords... she says no.
EVERY TIME, WITHOUT FAIL. I CANNOT BELIEVE SOME OF THE BARGAINS THAT I HAVE LET SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS THIS LAST YEAR.
Makes me so angry.
- What is a hobbie car?canuck
- If you guys have money and it won't distract you to the point where you won't do anything else, what the problem?Jaline
- She's a hippy and she's thrifty and wise with money too.Horp
- A hobbie car is a non-essential car that you can tinker with, preferably a V8 that needs...Horp
- ... race suspension, fat steelies, a matt black paint job, bits of fasterplastic etc.Horp
- What a cunt. Women makes no sense... ever.
NotByHand - NotByHand, your username makes so much sense now...Jaline
- hahahahaNotByHand
- Fariska0
Gas prices are very low. Time to help the US auto industry and buy an Hummer. Or maybe 3.
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- Not enough plasticcanuck
- Yes this car would prbably be very slow due to a lack of decals and plastic.Horp
- Needs a lightning boltcanuck
- actually a smart designwaterhouse