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- Horp0
I have just taken some 'photobooth' snaps on my gf's latpop but I am at home and have no way of uploading them onto the internet to include them in the QBN Mugs thread. Any ideas? I have about five minutes before my daughter wakes up...
- Can I email them to one of you maybe? someone who can upload them. I"M SUCH A NEEDY SLAG.Horp
- mail********
- you can email them to melocustsloth
- email me, if you want.Jaline
- haha, NO ME!!!Jaline
- i was first, you cunst!********
- I will fight you, youngin'Jaline
- kidding, obviously it should be first come, first served. Plus, I have to go shopping...Jaline
- Who knew being bestowed with pics of the mythical, magical Horp was such and honor. You better have a horn comin outta your forehead, buddy!!locustsloth
- your forehead, buddylocustsloth
- he has um, a.... "nether horn"7point34
- epill0
there life Jim but not as we know it.
- 7point340
my hands are freezing this morning.
better warm them up before i even think about fapping
- Fariska0
I am therefore i blog.
- ********0
what does it mean, the whole 'therefore' thing
"I am therefore i blog." I blog I am?- http://en.wikipedia.…Fariska
- its a conclusion.
one thing is true so the other must be true7point34
- ********0
plate of shrimp
- epill0
so nyc is supposed to be hit with 12 inches of snow in the next 2 days...
- NotByHand0
Who the hell stole my white WD Passport????
I need the stuff on there...
- ********0
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Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
Abstainer
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Arrest
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An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Bore
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Cannon
An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Cat
A soft indestructible automaton provided by Nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
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Congratulation
The civility of envy.
Corporation
An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Cynic
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A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.
Education
That which discloses to the wise, and disguises from the foolish, their lack of understanding.
Elector
One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
Friendship
A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
Future
That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Helpmate
A wife, or bitter half.
Hers
His.
Idiot
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
In'ards
The stomach, heart, soul, and other bowels.
Insurrection
An unsuccessful revolution.
Justice
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Learning
The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
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Love
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Marriage
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Mayonnaise
One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Pray
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Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
Religion
A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Road
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A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
Vote
The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
Witch
- epill0
26°F outside, i have to take a walk... the sky looks calm but i was told a few minutes ago that the snow started to fall already on the other side of brooklyn...tonight is the James Jean Kindling show, so i hope it dont snow too much!! i need some new art on my walls!!
anyone else going to that tonight?
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HELAU DUSSELDORF
- Jnr_Madison0
Right where are the pics of spooky? I've got PS open, ready to shop his face into a 2 girls, 1 cup animated gif.
- epill0
i went for my morning walk and the snow started to fall. very large clustered flakes. by the time i reached the end of the block the snow had stopped, but as i looked back the snow was still falling. did i find limbo??
- I can't read your posts now without hearing you voice.Jnr_Madison
- my voice? did you ever hear my voice?epill
- nah, just trying to freak you out.Jnr_Madison
- i sea_seaepill
- god, you are her too? How many usernames do you have.Jnr_Madison
- no... i dont impersonate the few only chicks we have here... they are the NT trophies!!epill
- i posted all my names above...
or at least the ones i have access to..epill
- Fariska0
Helvetica® NarrowMinded Bold
- Open your legs and the mind will follow.Jnr_Madison
- I've tried that a few times on women, and to be fair, not very successfully.Jnr_Madison
- You need to slap her saying that catchphrase.Fariska
- before saying...Fariska
- ********0
shari, any sign of KingJulien out there?
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- Jimbo820
I'm getting very tired of MikeJJ. If ever QBN was to do an ip ban, now is the time.
- PonyBoy0
Where da cheese go?
- I dunno!PonyBoy
- It's with the beeflocustsloth
- where's the beef?epill