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- emukid0
i don't know if this is funny or sad
"A bride from Eastern Europe who is marrying in London is advertising for "decent" guests to fill her side of the church.
the woman, whose identity has not been disclosed, has posted a free ad on classifieds website Gumtree looking for 30 people to sit with her. She also wants volunteers to be bridesmaids, groomsmen and ushers."
- Horp0
Back off you mother fuckers, Kelpie is a dirty blond.
* Waves coat stand aggressively at face height.
- ********0
skt?
- ********0
skt? do you remember?
- i do now. but i'm at work again.********
- and i was re-doing my photo site at the weekend too. should really have remembered. sorry.********
- no problem.********
- i do now. but i'm at work again.
- Horp0
Canuck smells of a widow's pants.
- ********0
funny how?
like he amuses you?- like he's here to fuckin amuse you?********
- does he make you laugh?********
- DANCE YOU FUCKING FUCK!********
- I just got a warm and fuzzy feeling at having this theme picked up********
- like he's here to fuckin amuse you?
- 7point340
horp has palsy face!
- ********0
in, out, in, out, in, out.
- lunch time.********
- animal style.********
- I just came to read the meter********
- Alex!********
- you grazhny bastard.canuck
- lunch time.
- ********0
muchachos, don lissen to hem (cunts, don't listen to him)
- i have a horrible sinking feeling about you when i see that you've equated "muchachos" (boys) with "cunts"7point34
- we are all cunts, senor nacho********
- kalkal0
Why do I always feel more tired AFTER sleeping?
- canuck0
- WEClocustsloth
- Yes. This goes out to the WEC.canuck
- what's that black stuff?********
- raisins.Horp
- Not chocolate chips?
locustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
- Jaline0
We have to choose a flash web site to discuss in class. I'm choosing something like http://www.varywell.com or http://www.bhf.org.uk/annualrevi…. Clingy boy told me that he knew what site he wanted to do last week, right when the assignment was given out. I kept asking him, and he wouldn't say, partly because he couldn't remember, and partly because he didn't want anyone else to know.
Today he finally showed it to me, and....it was a horrible sight/site.
When I saw the web site, sirens went off in my head (similar to the noise that you hear when The Bride from Kill Bill sees one of the enemies on her list). I think I just mumbled, "uuhhh yeah *ahem* ummm...that's a well-known site". Then he said, "well, I hope no one else does it."
It was 2advanced.
- ahhahahah********
- "similar to the noise from Kill Bill" hahahaukit
- ahhahahah
- sikma0
client : I'm sending you some photos. I need you to look at them.
me:ok.......
photos arrive. color is completely out to lunch.
me: what happened here? why is the color so messed up?
client: someone has hacked into to my computer and changed my color.
me:uhm....what?
client:THEY'RE IN MY COMPUTER CHANGING MY COLOR!!!! I SENT ADOBE AN EMAIL!!! THEIR SOFTWARE SECURITY IS SHIT AND PEOPLE ARE HACKING MY COLOR!!!
at this point i can't help myself. i start laughing.
client: ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!?!
he now thinks i had something to do with it. this is going to be a long week.
- moamoa0
- wow. can't go wrong with that room!sikma
- beautiful room. GIVE ME MOARJaline
- http://moamoa.org/ol…moamoa
- http://moamoa.org/ol…moamoa
- Can't go wrong with the room but man-o-man that list of guests leaves something to be desired!********
- aye ;)moamoa
- Good luck tomorrow then.
If you make it out alive let us know how it went.******** - I´ll have my director chair with me, so nothing can go wrong.
*hopefullymoamoa - Bring a cricket mallet, just in case. I like to always have one handy on-set. ;)********
- I could live in it.Corvo2
- hahaahhmoamoa
- indeed corvo its a beautiful castle with 30 rooms ;)moamoa
- thanksJaline
- I see the no bathroom, though!Corvo2
- Seriously, bought a big house once. Not that fun to keep, if you're not planning on having servants, such as I sure don't.Corvo2
- hehe they have 3 of them ;) he is a prince ;)moamoa
- ah.Corvo2
- I can already picture the shoot. will there be bloodied swans?********
- bloodied swans? hot chicks? no?
if yes the answer is yes ;)moamoa
- Horp0
Fuck it. I just looked at ffffound.
- Why is it that any direction I might be going in, someone's alreadsy there doing it better than I would have anyway.Horp
- why do you do this?moamoa
- self mutilation?moamoa
- Spooky, I wish I were as talented as you are. So go kiss a cow!Jaline
- < In Canada, that's expression of love.Jaline
- I can't even answer that Marko. The internet could push me over the edge some day.Horp
- From what I know of your work, Tim; that is the perfect platform for any new direction.kelpie
- insanity is the only place you have left to gokelpie
- I am now officially in a massive depression again.Horp
- ffffound has destroyed me many times over********
- shut up you pair. you could subtract either one of your talents from the other and still be twice as good as most of us, consider yourselves slappedkelpie
- ...consider yourselves slapped.kelpie
- (and think of the children)kelpie
- (just because)kelpie
- I'm going to continue FFFFounding you anyway, cool?Jaline
- Let me know if you don't want me to.Jaline
- I guess Jaline, yes, only... don't tell me anymore, is that okay?Horp
- :(
okJaline
- kelpie0
Don't anyone ever let skt know that I visit this site at half eleven at night, just to check if he's posted. Then I can sleep easy, y'know.
He's really blossoming over in Hollywood you know, like magazines and shit are doing articles on him. I wonder if he remembers us little old worlders, and our farming.
- wait. Its after 6 pm in LA now, right?kelpie
- nowaterhouse
- fuck. I wasn't here, right?kelpie
- ke-capital i-piewaterhouse
- kelpie0
and why is episode 5 of season 2 of the wire taking twice as long to download as any other one, right when I could do with it downloading quickly so I can watch it on a whim before bed?
I fucking hates it, hates it.
- epill0
gaytimes magazine articles on skt!?