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- kelpie0
*instantly regrets posting in the Gaza thread
- Post in it? Fuck that, I haven't even looked in it.MrOneHundred
- I keep thinking it reads Gazzacreative-
- at least you care...nontheless discussing it in the internets will probably don't stop any violence there...uan
- Horp0
Subject: Only 5 seats left to become a Telemarketing Legend
So, I've just received an email invitation to take one of only five places left in the entire world, on a workshop course that can transform me into a telemarketing legend. Anyone who takes a place on this course is guaranteed to become a telemarketing legend. I should remind you that there is now only enough room left on the planet for five more of telemarketing legends so this is a hot ticket.
I am willing to swap for a Yayhooray invite.
- Now that I am having to actively seek work again after all these years, this doesn't sound too bad.Jnr_Madison
- You out of work Jnr???Horp
- Almost, couple of gigs that kept me going are coming to an end. You will all soon be able to laugh at my portfolio.Jnr_Madison
- Are you a website designer? Sorry to ask but I'm not sure who does what in webland.Horp
- I have YH invites.MrOneHundred
- A jack of all trades, master of none. All be be revealed soon.Jnr_Madison
- By revealed, I mean when I get an interview at tesco.Jnr_Madison
- They have hish standrads at tesco Jnr, have you thought of Morrisons? you need soemthign to fall back on.Horp
- Horp0
" I am hoping to one day, maybe find a couple of hours a week to paint in a hackneyed, over-done, dead style – just to get my artistic rocks off from the day-to-day grind. Brother, you are about 50 steps ahead of me".
Yeah, errrr thanks. LOL. Did GW Bush write this pep talk for you?
- more fan mail?Jnr_Madison
- Mr100, trying to berate me for my pessimism.Horp
- The hackneyed, etc style is mine, not yours.MrOneHundred
- Sending me closer to the edge.Horp
- Mr100, I look at you like this...
http://moamoa.org/ol…Horp - That's how I look at myself everyday. And you and I are similar in looks, so have at!MrOneHundred
- BTW: I aint mad atcha. It made me laugh. It reminded me of Bush's "they never stop thinking of ways...Horp
- ... to harm our great country ... and neither do we". speech.Horp
- I get frustrated by people who attempt to appear as pathetic as me and fail so magnificently.MrOneHundred
- Australia getting beaten in the cricket is darkening my mood, btw.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
Perhaps I need to rephrase:
I would give my left nut to be half as original, half as skilled, half as practised and spend half as much time doing my own stuff half as you. I am the king of pessimism, so I feel your pain. The only reason you are not nearer the edge is because I am between you and it looking at your stuff on my ffffound.
- Pessimism is the glue that binds up together. We must make this world a less better place. It is our destiny.Horp
- Now that's motivational!MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
It was meant to be a motivational piece, but I couldn't fit it onto one of those posters or find a pic to go with it.
- Thanks for your tough love anyway Mr100.Horp
- I did note that you are the other person who ffffounds my stuff once Jaline uploads it, for that I thank you.Horp
- It was worth a shot.MrOneHundred
- After I FFFFound it, you mean. I always wonder how the site keeps all those images there though. It must be heavy.Jaline
- sorry, I just use terminology without knowing what it means!Horp
- cosmoo0
my sleep schedule is completely fucked.
- Go to sleep.
WAIT, NO... WAKE UP. WAKE UP YOU'RE LATE!Horp - not even sleepy. get about 5, maybe 6 hours a day. 2 or 3 days in a week sleep completely vanishes.cosmoo
- Mine is quite shitty too. I'm supposed to go to work around 10 AM, but have to go at 6-7AM b/c of the bus strike.Jaline
- I haven't slept in a year.cosmoo
- Could be depression or anxiety linked. Or maybe a huge Speed/Coke habit.Horp
- meth more like it.cosmoo
- It's psychological for me. I got sleeping pills but only ended taking them for one night.MrOneHundred
- Not sleeping at all isn't something I can even do. Hope you can sleep soon.Jaline
- Go to sleep.
- ********0
HI FELLAS!
- Horp0
LONG POST ALERT...
An aside, by way of a warning about bottling up resentment towards neighbours as opposed to addressing it in a timely fashion....
The last place I lived in London, in Mapesbury (which is actually just Kilburn with Begonias), I had this lovely big flat in a really tranquil road... except for the downstairs neighbours who would frequently erupt into the most horrific screaming, shouting and loud-as-fuck door slamming in the middle of the night. It would go on for hours on end and was really quite soul churningly horrible.
After many months of simmering in resentment about this, one night I finally flipped. I got dressed and charged down, pounded on their door and shouted at them to OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. NOW. A really haggard woman, who looked a bit like Edvard Munch's "The Scream" answered the door meakly and I really laid into her verbally about the months of misery we had endured listening to her family tear the flat and each other to pieces. I went on to ask, loudly and aggressively, if there was perhaps something wrong with them. If perhaps they might actually be mental... becuase from upstairs it certainly sounds like they were completely fucking mental and should probably be in an institution of some kind.
The woman confirmed with tear filled eyes that yes, indeed, her 15 year old son was 'mental' but there was no facility for caring for him so they had to do the best they could at home. She told me through her sobs that it had ruined their lives, and she was really very sorry to hear it was also now ruining ours. Her grief was raw and limitless as I curled up and died right there on her doorstep.
- Raniator0
so the F W A is for sale...
- kalkal0
I finally had a whole nights sleep at a normal time! *YESSSSSSSSSS*
- kelpie0
*****EMERGENCY REQUEST*****
*****EMERGENCY REQUEST*****I have to replicate a shitey animation in the next half hour which uses Bank Gothic (spew) heavily and I've only got it for Mac, please please please could some kind soul send me it in open type format or anything I could use on a PC? I'd be in your debt
- http://cacoe.co.uk/q…kalkal
- man you are a superstar - I'll have a look through that for anything I have which you don't and send it on :)
thank you thank you thank youkelpie - thanks :)kalkal
- that link is cool; thanks!********
- I have thousands more, they're a little less orginised though. I'll have to up em when I get time at homekalkal
- Oh, can we keep that a little hush hush? I have a 300gb limit but I can see that getting used fast with too many people knowing about itkalkal
- knowing about itkalkal
- haha, it's the Internet. THEY will find you :)Jaline
- uh ohkalkal
- make a password. and email it********
- New url:
http://www.cacoe.co.…kalkal - Even better:
http://www.cacoe.co.…kalkal
- dyspl0
My GF is currently living in singapore, 10000km away from me for an 8 month contract. she moved in july and was supposed to come back mid of february. everthing was fine until yesterday.
'Someone' (well, she knows who but she can't prove it) has stolen al the money she had saved over the past months : about 7000euros.
I'm so pissed.. All I want is take a plan to singapore an kick the guy's ass a thousand times. I can't even concentrate on the job or sleep. fuck.
- ********0
welcome to the abattoir
- ********0
where are you in then?
- Good luck on your exam pablocanuck
- thanks canuck,
QBN gave me the power.******** - and larusso aswell********
- Jaline0
Spooky, I missed your reply about my site. When you say the images don't work, do you see anything in their place? Like some red text? And what browser? Thanks.
- maybe do you menu text regular instead of bold********
- I decided to use images for the left menu because I liked how it looked. I'm still working on it. Maybe I will change it.Jaline
- and, do some intro graphic, because, now, it's just plain black on there********
- But it depends. My site looks fine in the version of Safari I have.Jaline
- Good suggestion, dig. I had that before but couldn't decide on what page to make as the main one.Jaline
- I can tell that the kerning is off between "Si Scott" and "Digital Kitchen" too, but I have to update those later.Jaline
- maybe do you menu text regular instead of bold
- ********0
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
- i say is korea, no idea wich of em.********
- See you later GWB don't close the door on your way out so we can let history back in.********
- haha********
- i say is korea, no idea wich of em.
- Horp0
Hey Jaline, I see the layout as you intend it, with the grids of squares showing crops of the images. When I click the squares though nothing happens. Its like when I forget to do a link properly on my website and then when I go and check it and try to click it nothing happens. Sorry if that's an obvious thing to say but you know I don't know a damn thing about web stuff.
Bizarrely though what DOES happen is that if I click and hold down on one of those squares, and then drag my cursor a little bit, I get a transparent version of the full image at full size dragging with my cursor.
You need to know though that I am still using 1.3.2 (v312.6) from 2005 and I have not updated it in any way at all, so it may well just be me, but I thought I'd report back anyway in case that is indicative of something that you would want to look into. Again, I have no idea so it may be of no interest at all.
I may as well be studying a race horse's ankle as offering technical feedback on a website!
= )
- 1.3.2 (v312.6) of Safari I mean.Horp
- Hmmm...weird. Safari 3.1 is the newest version though, so perhaps the first versions were shitty.Jaline
- Oh, they are shitty alright.
= )Horp - Thanks for letting me know. I'm not sure I'll be able to fix it, with the special scripts I am using, but maybe I'll make aJaline
- separate one later.Jaline
- Also, I will check it on Rachel's latpop later tonight which is 3.whatever.Horp