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- 7point340
i dated a midget once.
it was a short relationship.
- Jaline0
epill,
"Ice hockey, referred to as simply hockey in the country, is Canada's official winter sport, its most popular spectator sport, and its most successful sport in international competition. Lacrosse, a sport with Aboriginal origins, is Canada's oldest sport and official summer sport."
- yes i know this to be true but in history we were told it originally started by aborginal tribes in LI********
- It never said it originated over here. Just that it's our oldest sport.Jaline
- yes i know this to be true but in history we were told it originally started by aborginal tribes in LI
- Jaline0
I always how many notes I have. I'm not sure it would beat my post count, but it would be quite high.
- killthefish0
Where my peeps is at?
- peops?killthefish
- peons?7point34
- it ain't Easter yet. No Peeps til then, you marshmallow freaklocustsloth
- pills not peeps********
- emukid0
last night i dreamt that i was in a house with all the people that i was once very close to but am not on talking terms any more. i had a pleasant conversation with all of them and we set our differences aside. i was relieved to have done this, i told them, because it had been weighing down on me over the years and that i didn't want to leave things unresolved. they all admitted that they felt the same way. this enormous, crushing pressure was lifted and i felt content.
when i woke up this morning, the crushing pressure had returned.
- ********0
36000!
- 7point340
is there a scientific term or explanation for when you laugh yourself awake at night, but in the morning when you recall what it was that was so incredibly funny it turns out to be something innocuous like "pants" or "aberdeen"
it's like the punchline of a 4 year old's knock knock joke.
this is how i view CALLES' sense of humor.
- you and me both, kid. you and me both.emukid
- i bet he likes sarah silvermanemukid
- sorry that was not fair to sarah silverman fans. i regret that note.emukid
- HAHAHA, I thought you were talking about your own humour.Jaline
- There is nothing at all innocuous about "pants."killthefish
- But you're right. Some people have been inappropriate outside of this thread and inside of serious threads.Jaline
- HOW DARE YOU, JALINE!!!7point34
- hahaha, my sense of humor is flawless7point34
- *writes down 7.34's comment about chopping off headJaline
- Sarah Silverman = Hilarious.
Just throwing that fact out there. :D******** - haha in the train thread? alright. you win...
this time.7point34 - Also, there is nothing funnier than telling kid's knock-knock jokes. Over Christmas at my mother's I was playing with somebody's kid and we were telling jokes.********
- a little kid, and we were telling knock knock jokes.********
- i'm trying to decide which i find less funny, CALLES or silverman... probably still silverman7point34
- Me: KNOCK, KNOCK!
Her: WHOOO'S THERE?
Me: CHRISTMAS TREE!
Her: CHRISTMAS TREE WHO?******** - Me: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICHES WITH BANANAS!
Her: HAHAAHAHAHA!******** - The best part is that she would repeat the same joke back immediately, this went on for about a half hour until it********
- became apparent we were driving everyone insane.********
- haha. Sarah Silverman's show is funnier than her at times.Jaline
- *than she isJaline
- haha that's awesome @ flav's story7point34
- lol @ flav's jokeJaline
- killthefish0
8!
- Horp0
I am at home in bed now with a very bad cold. Has Tom forgiven me yet for suggesting there was any kind of similarity at all between those two logos that look nothing at all like each other?
- I think I am getting a cold today. THANKS A LOT.
(p.s. I will get back to your email asap)Jaline - huevos rancheros are the same too********
- I think I am getting a cold today. THANKS A LOT.
- ********0
in the sense that only he thinks himself funny?
- reply to 7.34 post********
- High!********
- and that he must think it's much funnier in his own mind7point34
- reply to 7.34 post
- ********0
- every week since I was 15********
- where is it?********
- what is it?********
- http://www.leonardco…********
- love that fucking song********
- every week since I was 15
- ********0
Horp I forgive you when you do me a favor.
- ********0
gonna head down to look at at apartment with our daughter.
a cold cold day- downtown
at an******** - there's a star wars joke here, but i'm not geek enough to make it work7point34
- I hate star wars so much I'm shaking right now********
- You guys are a cute family.Jaline
- how do you feel when Greedo posts?7point34
- Wait is "Greedo" a Star Wars reference? I'm not being sarcastic here.********
- easier than taking a candle to see how the wind blows through. Good luck. No fun looking but having will be nice.********
- greedo is a character from star warsemukid
- han solo killed him but there is much debate on who shot firstemukid
- hey this is about getting an apt!********
- happy apartment hunting rand!emukid
- something about decommissioned AT-ATs converted to apartments...7point34
- see, not funny7point34
- an AT-AT apt would be sooooooo dope!!
-Rand******** - have fun!canuck
- our daughter is looking at her first apartment--we're staying at our house********
- we will miss her!********
- downtown
- emukid0
for flavorful
- Jnr_Madison0
I am going out for steak and chips.
- If you don't hear from me.. well fuck you.Jnr_Madison
- bring me back somethingemukid
- leave a big tip you scotsman********
- if we don't hear from you it'll be because you're stuffing your piggly face.7point34
- oh and do bring us back some bangers, eh?7point34
- I haven't had steak in a g-ddamn while.********
- EAT LIKE THE PIGGIES EAT!********
- orso********
- you'll shoot your eye out7point34
- Horp0
Tom, name your favour, ballbreaker.
Jaline, I look forward to receiving your reply... I haven't emailed you to the best of my knowledge. Unless I've sent you a delerious head-cold email in which case I disown it completely, whatever it says.
- What is this about???
I leave for 5 minutes...NotByHand - It was that one about FFFFound.Jaline
- That? that was a week ago wasn't it/ It doesn't require a reply you know. I wasn't expecting one, anyway. = )Horp
- It's OK. If you write a lot you deserve some kind of reply :)Jaline
- (there are other people I have yet to get back to as well, and I will do that soon)Jaline
- What is this about???
- 7point340
*sniff
i have no mail
- Horp0
I am so bloody ill I canot even begin to describe the symptoms. Truly horrific. Some kind of a new supercold, like as though all the cold virused and bugs have somehow coagulated into the mother of all malaises. Its horrific, its like the plague. I can hardly put the words down.... headache, ringing noise, runny nose.... oh, awful. Words don't it... shivery, erm, coughy, cold and achy, sore nose I could go on but really theres not much point snuffly is a good one, and sore throat, and my ribs hurt, and... oh, its horrendous. The cold to end all colds. I'm dying, no doubt. No doubt about this, if I survive it will have knocled out some of my faculties. In many ways I'll be an amputee if I pull through. Not a limb, but my smell, or my taste witll be amputated, or maybe my bones will never fully regain their strength. Buckled limbs. I may have buckled limbs from this. Like rickets.
I think I have rickets.
- So many spelling errors here. Its indicative. I've amputated my capacity for language since getting this virus.Horp
- You get sick a lot don't youcanuck
- I always wonder about kids in this case. Are you quarantined?Jaline
- hey, low blow.
tom was born with rickets7point34 - why are you picking on tom today? tsk tsk7point34
- arrrrgrgghhagsdhjasg... someone kill me.Jaline
- Please don't sneeze onto your computer's microphone.NotByHand
- I bet 7.34 would be posting a joke in here, if I didn't have him on ignore.Jaline
- It's probably the fault of that vandal. Left some germs behind me thinks.canuck
- Too many notes to reply to here. I am SICK people, have a care wont you?Horp
- just kidding!
*pours water on 7.34 to wake him upJaline
- Horp0
"It's OK. If you write a lot you deserve some kind of reply :)"
Really. People talk about the dawning of the age of Aquarius, and how man's spiritual quest moves away completely from religion into a new phase, but I think those Mayans might have misunderstood the visions they were receiving. Its not religion that we are moving away from, its words. Its the capacity for operating in a world signposted by words. Really, I've written too much already in this post. This is Tolstoy by 2009 standards. I must have wrote you about three lines Jaline, and yet you ... hello? HELLO? IS...
HELLO?
HELLO?
IS.... IS
Oh
= )