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i have a house guest at my apt for 2 months a japanese chick... i live in a studio.. no walls no doors... get naked in front of me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha oi my life it is funnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
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- work it slow...utopian
- ...but work it, nonetheless.MrOneHundred
- you're pretty creepy********
- We expect pics in the Chick of the Day thread ASAPlocustsloth
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hello, good morning.
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"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in"
ahahaha- reminds me to rewatch the hole sopranos series, been too long********
- do it :D********
- reminds me to rewatch the hole sopranos series, been too long
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"Yesterday, I was involved in a ’sillie situation.’ I was in a plane, and it ‘went down’ to ‘chill in the Hudson River.’ I thought my life was going to be over, and I thought after 17 years of life on Earth, I was only going 2 be a news meme.
Two of my biggest fears in life include:
finding out my life was “just a meme”
dying in a plane crash
The plane went down. I closed my eyes, and turned on my iPod. I started listening 2 the song “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John to remind me of a time when ‘everything was okay.’ I was ready to leave the Earth.I was calmed by the Scandinavian whistling as the plane shot towards God’s Earth. Down... Downer... Whistling... Downest. Splash. Whistling.... Crash. Boom. Whistles. Calm.... [the lyrics to Young Folks].
The descent was similar to the popular Disney ride SPLASH MOUNTAIN. We chilled in the river and the old people who booked the emergency exit seats ‘for more leg room’ were unable to open the doors. I was anxious because I wasn’t sitting near an exit and had 2 wait a long time 2 get out of the plane. Felt like I deserved to ‘live’ more than most of the other ppl on the plane.
We exited the plane in a chill fashion. The flight attendants gave us complimentary beverages and peanuts/pretzels for us to eat while we chilled on flotation devices/exit ramps. I also received a lifetime of free flights from US Airways to any where in the continental United States (I can no longer sue the airline upon receipt of this gift).
Immediately after the crash, I sent my parents a text message that said “I’m Okay.” They are very familiar with this text message, because I have sent it to them after numerous international tragedies. It is important to let people know that you are “safe” after any sort of tragedy happens. Even if u don’t live in the same city, it’s just good 2 communicate.
Let the world know that you are okay [via text message], [via twitter], and [via facebook status message]. Be proud to be alive. Be proud to b part of a worldwide social network that travels faster than mainstream journalists. It’s good 2 be alive,yall.
In the year 2k9, I renewed my lease on life. I will not ‘off myself’ in 2k9.
In 2k9, I will try to be ‘a lil bit more gonzo.’"
- kalkal0
Pet hate: When people waste a lot of your time by asking for advice only to go and do what they want anyway
- Jaline0
Sometimes I wake up multiple times during the night and wonder what I'm going to do for each school project.
- kalkal0
I'm fixing up an old pc to install osx86. I expect much headbanging at the wall to ensue.
- PonyBoy0
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Please don't cancel our plans, Joe. I've been so looking forward to this.
- Horp0
I've just done something I never ever do. I have just ordered a take away pizza. This cold has me needing some dirty fast food for some reason. I woke up dreaming of pizza and its been on my mnd all day. I never ever eat pizza, much less delivery pizza. Domino's website is cool though, you just tap in your order, they send it to your nearest reprebate's hang out, and the misfits there shovel the toppings you want out of the bunker, flash fry it, stick it in a filthy moped pannier and bring it round next time they're drpping off some skunk in the neighbourhood.
- canuck0
Dominos is one of my favorite take away pizza places.
I am actually in the process of making a pizza right now (from scratch). Will whip it in the oven in a couple of hours.
- that's some slo mo pizza pie production, padrePonyBoy
- You should make it look like a smile cookie.Jaline
- Have to let the yeast do its thang.canuck
- after making the dough... do you throw it in the freezer a while then work again?PonyBoy
- I usually just throw it in the fridge for a bit. It's easier to work with when cool.canuck
- Horp0
On the rare occasion I do have pizza its always home made, and the speciality of the Spooky house is that the pizzas are made on the flat breads that are used for wraps. Those things make amazing pizza bases. A little oil brushed on, then grill gently on one side, take out, flip over, arrange topping and grill again on a low heat. About as thin as its possible to get a pizza base.
- You should paint something on it with sauce. And they put it on eBay!Jaline
- The wife has celiac's so we always have to make our crusts from a mix. They're surprisingly goodlocustsloth
- You seriously gross me out people.Fariska
- PonyBoy0
I'm so damned hungry now.
- kelpie0
still in fucking work. Ever get stuck with those projects that should be a piece of piss but you just cannot nail? I'm doing a recruitment company's site and I should be able to do it with my eyes closed, but 3 days in I've only just got a homepage I don't want to kill dead.
garggggg
- kill dead?Jaline
- ;)Jaline
- shit... i thought i was the only one with this problem...
... pisses me off when some other clown cranks its out...PonyBoy - ... it 2 hours.PonyBoy
- ie, all 40 or so ones leading up to this have been horrible, this one is approaching okkelpie
- Good luck, both of you. I have to get some school stuff organized this weekend. KILL MEJaline
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good evening, you Schifosa
- Nairn0
'Cool' I just had, what I hope is, an 'opthalmic migraine'
I would've been really worried had I not gone through a similar experience years beforehand that then scared the shit out of me, before fading out after 20 minutes or so.
Some interesting visuals, if thoroughly perplexing.
Like this, only more detailed and colourful:
- Now that I know what this is I'll be a little less worried next time I get one of my random killer headaches.Nairn
- ..unless, of course, I've got a brain tumour.Nairn
- I quite often get the aura followed by what I can only describe as a heavy headcreative-
- I'm feeling a little stupid and slow right now - is that what you mean by 'heavy'?Nairn
- woah... i call 'em 'floaters'... but that's pretty accurate - but i already knew they migraines :)PonyBoy
- Ha, pretty muchcreative-
- emukid0
last night while trying to fall asleep i was overcome by an overwhelming feeling of panic. i knew i had forgotten to do something that would come back to haunt me later. i got out of bed and began to go through my journals randomly looking for answers. an hour later i concluded that i had forgotten to floss. then i went straight to bed. fuck flossing.