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- PonyBoy0
It is the combined result of the creation of a number of compounds by the yeast Brettanomyces bruxellensis, and its close relative, Dekkera bruxulensis.
Oh... hai Brett!!!
- ********0
ever finding yourself using cornball phrases like "my bad"?
- I do********
- LOL7point34
- it's all good rand, don't worry, be happylocustsloth
- I HATE THAT PHRASE.********
- apparently i do too7point34
- I do
- ********0
When you look around at the technology that surrounds us, computers, aeroplanes, mobile phones, laser guided misslies, spaceships and 5 bladed vibrating razors and then think about the people you saw today, out and about on the buses and the trains, in the grocery stores and in your offices.
It just doesn't add up does it?
- are the voices telling you to slaughter?7point34
- again?7point34
- dude... technology changes / get's better over time... but stupidity stays the same.
I am proof!PonyBoy - pass me just one of those 5 blades...neue75_bold
- you might think 'we'd be better without all this stuff', and you're probably right. But damn we'd be cold.********
- Jaline0
Guys, check out my memory skillzzz
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- locustsloth0
Well max, the proliferation of technologies designed to make things "easier" for us compels us to think less, thus leaving us ripe for subjugation by the aliens who gave us said technology
- Not me, I have aluminium paint on my head.Horp
- I'm totally subjugated********
- kelpie0
aliens gave us 5 blade vibrating razors? weird cunts, of all the things...
- they'd hoped we'd use them on our hairy asses, thus making probing a bit more sanitarylocustsloth
- " Experience freshness, face first into five vibrating blades, Mach VX, only from Gillette".Horp
- I have a 5-blader. Venus. Extremely useful when I need things done quickly.Jaline
- ********0
If I had a time machine, the first thing I would do is fast forward to the year 3000 and find out how many blades Gillette have managed to put on one razor.
- 7point340
i hope that gillette is able to find a way to inject microscopic, fluoridated razor blades into our water supply so that shaving will be as easy as washing your face.
everyone will run around like shiny, bald monkeys
- Jaline0
That reminds me of those Gillette commercials that ended with "Strong Enough For A Man, But Made For A Woman". Now it's just "Made For A Woman" or something like that. Maybe someone complained, hah
- Naw, they made the blades weaker to cut costslocustsloth
- wait, i mean deoderant. Wasn't that Secret?
locustsloth - what?Jaline
- who?locustsloth
- neue75_bold0
If I had a time machine I'd go back 32.5 years and I'd kick my biological mother in the sausage gut repeatedly...
- spare us all the pain..neue75_bold
- we're nearly the exact same age...
... and i think we may have had the same mother.PonyBoy - hahahahahahahahahakelpie
- biomomJaline
- I'd find some way to get her pregnant again...with some other Italian Stallion...Jaline
- shock me like an electric eel, baby...neue75_bold
- PonyBoy0
i was being sarcastic... in reality - i truly am impressed.
:)
- NotByHand0
If I had a time machine I'd go back to Mom and Dad's high-school dance, bust out an electric guitar...
- don't forget your Calvin klein tighty-whiteyslocustsloth
- locustsloth0
Or maybe in the future, as technology improves while more people are in search of a job, people will be shrunk (a la Inner Space with Martin Short) and paid to manually trimm each hair, much like a gardener would. A face gardener, if you will.
- lady gardener?kelpie
- i've got an application already filled out, kelpielocustsloth
- kelpie0
neue, you've just given me a fucking brilliant idea for a sequel to Back to the Future
- eels?neue75_bold
- I should keep an eye on the posts above me...kelpie
- hmmm, a time machine powered by electric eels...kelpie
- powered by black wangersneue75_bold
- 'Marty, where we're going, we won't need any road... just a big vat of eels'ian
- I missed the "er" in "wangers" for a second, and was very confused.Jaline
- PonyBoy0
lol... the cardinals are in the superbowl...
... lolzzzzzzz
- you mean birdbath...neue75_bold
- ah the cardinal, majestic prey of the electric eel7point34
- Horp0
If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time a few minutes and remove the next post >
- Horp0
< If I had a time machine I'd go backwards and remove the previous post.
- neue75_bold0
an electric black wanger powered face firsting device..
- Horp0
Just ignore me. It seemed like the work of a cerebral genius in its theoretical form. Yet on the screen for all to see, its clearly the stuff of a moron.