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- brooke0
After receiving certain feedback & gathering data, I do believe my ex boyfriend might be a homosexual.
- brooke0
PS. I hate myself.
- Mimio0
In the beginning it was the prehensile monkey-taled skink with the line on the good fruit that fucked things up for the rest of us. But that's just pillow talk baby, after a few seconds of kissing your neck and licking your lobes, I can call you by a different name and slap you across the face and scream "stop fucking me!".
- brooke0
Something in my life has died. Seems there is no magic anymore.
How long will this last?
- ********0
I have to be honest here, brooke, I'm questioning the tactic of outing your ex-boyfriend. which one was it?
- _salisae_0
until your next visit to ikea?
- c_valencia0
Please, don't tell me that the "pat diesel" was you know....the ghey.
- brooke0
I'm not telling!
I might not even be right about this, however the whole "great companion but doesn't like sex a whole lot" should have screamed the big H years ago...
- brooke0
IKEA would totally cheer me up.
- Lucylu0
Nobody cared that I was even hungry.
- Lucylu0
Nobody cared that I was even hungry.
- Mimio0
Still relevant, doesn't yahoo still display the meta description in their results?
- gruntt0
so we've been cleaning up the yard around the new house. before we bought it the house was a rental property and it appears the last tenant was a terrible alcoholic. we've found about a dozen vodka bottles of all sizes (1/2 gallons, fifths, pints, and even airplane size) stashed all over the place. In bushes, in pots, in the shed, etc. I felt bad for the poor bastard until this morning when I met with the furnace guy and he told me a story of the last time he worked on the furnace at our house. He said it was about 9 in the morning and the guy living there was piss drunk and tried to start a fight with the furnace guy! He said (slurred), "I'm a gawd damned Navy Seal motherfucker. Think you can kick my ass?" The furnace man told me that there were guns all over the place in the house so he asked the guy to step out onto the porch. Things cooled down, he finished the job and got the hell out of there. I hope that navy freak didn't die in our house. Who wants a cocky drunk ghost bumping around in the night saying "think you can whoop my ass?" before kicking our cats.
- rasko40
just because he found sex with you boring doesn't necessarily mean he is a homosexual.
- mayo0
HAHHAHAHaaa gruntt! while redoing the electrical in our house, MrMayo found a whole bunch of stashed bottles, too! I was upstairs pulling the wire and I hear him laughing, so i yelled through the vent because i wanted to laugh, too. He told me there were a bunch of bottles that were stashed in the ceiling of the basement. I had to wait for him to take them out before we could continue...after like 3 mintues of him still pulling bottles out, his laugh switched to astonishment. 5minutes later, as he's still pulling bottles out, all I heard was cussing coming out of the vent! HAHAHHAHAhaa
- brooke0
Rasko, you always try to make me feel badly & I just don't know what to think of you.
- GreedoLives0
i'm a great companion, i'm definitely not homosexual, but i don't like sex that much...too much fuss and effort.
- bradpitt0
My gosh lady, how the fuck do you lose the magic so quick?
- GreedoLives0
rasko = harsh and bleak reality POV.
- ********0
one has to allow for a broader spectrum of human physiological and psychological responses