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Sorry, wrong thread
- Horp0
I have a feeling that Rasko had a much greater concept at work when he fapconverted Psycho-Killer, and we two, like knee high buffoons, merely THINK that we get it, because the we can see the mechanisms at work.
I suspect we fail to see what grand scheme it is that the mechanisms bring to fruition, Mr100.
* Sits back, puffs pipe.
- he's like moriarty, that onekelpie
- Like I said to my missus when she asked what colour tray I wanted my TV dinner to be served in...Horp
- " A lemon tray my dear. What's on?"Horp
- *nods. swirls gargantuan snifter of brandy cupped in warming hand.MrOneHundred
- yes, he was applying fap meme to the masturbatory quality of the blog********
- *nods head, puffs pipe********
- NotByHand0
I like to carve myself to "If you tolerate this".
- * innadvertantly carves "pretentious" into arm. Realizes should kept mind on job.MrOneHundred
- Jnr_Madison0
Anyone remember that illustration where it had all the notable people from history? It was very wide.
- *predicts animated gif of qbn memberskelpie
- yeah, I need something with a lot of people to get everyone in.Jnr_Madison
- This is it
http://img404.images…
but I need one without the numbersJnr_Madison - nevermind, found it.Jnr_Madison
- THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING MElocustsloth
- Horp0
Is anyone else left with the idea that Rasko might now be pounding the streets of NW6 ranting crazily to himself in apoplectic rage at the sheer idiocy of some Blog thread members?
- Little bits of spittle all the way up Chalk Farm Road n that.Horp
- Just me then. I'll draw it anyway... My website needs more work on it.Horp
- *thumbs train timetable********
- ABCDE********
- FG********
- H
Here we go******** - Homerton
Honiton
Hopton Heath
Horley
aaah here we go******** - HOVE!
Excellleennttt my precciousss******** - Right. That's it. We're moving. Today.Horp
- kalkal0
say you notice the admin panel of a very respectable designers site doesn't require any password and all the content is editable and you can add content... what do you do?
Already contacted the sites creator about that though...
- change the page title or the first H! to "secure your server you twat!"Fariska
- He fixed it. Hint: it was on the qbn front pagekalkal
- dont want to give the guy a bad name though, i love his workkalkal
- You got into my admin panel?Jnr_Madison
- Yes.kalkal
- Wait, you're not on EC!kalkal
- I have more than one name.Jnr_Madison
- Tell me all of them and I'll tell you if it was yourskalkal
- Although if it were, you'd already knowkalkal
- Do you know?kalkal
- Oh, I know.Jnr_Madison
- You can't know, you wouldn't be sucking cock for 1 million if you were the person that knewkalkal
- You have a point.Jnr_Madison
- Thats right. Now start sucking it.kalkal
- ********0
we just received our new Illustration assignment for school,
we have to choose a famous painting, and redo it in 5 different styles.- I was thinking about http://cyberlog.file… or http://img.alibaba.c…********
- I'd go with Walter de Maria's "The Color Men Choose When They Attack the Earth": http://www.artsjourn…NotByHand
- yea, i was thinking about that stuff, and mondrian, but we are not allowed to use abrstract stuff********
- How much time do you have for the assignment that sounds like a lot of work.canuck
- 6weeks orso, no idea********
- You should do a portrait, sounds like it would be the easiest to tackle and make look good in the time you have.canuck
- I was thinking about http://cyberlog.file… or http://img.alibaba.c…
- Jnr_Madison0
Remember that thing in school where you'd ask each other if you would suck a dick for a million £/$ and everyone said no. These days I would suck it, start a blog about it, get at tattoo of it and... keep them coming.
- Its come to that has it.canuck
- I have an indecent proposalkalkal
- Everyone said no?NotByHand
- It came to this a long time ago.Jnr_Madison
- NotByHand0
Now I find that most of the time
love's not enough in itself- Just suck the dick!Jnr_Madison
- start a blog about it, get at tattoo of it...creative-
- Jaline0
I need to take some pictures of random things. Everyone get ready.
- Jnr_Madison0
I have to go and shoot some pictures of a house for let. This really is the type of creative work I dreamed about.
- just suck the dick!kelpie
- Give me those pictures.Jaline
- I fear everytime I post something it will closely be followed with someone saying 'just suck the dick!'Jnr_Madison
- could be worse, could be a flat********
- Fariska0
Nothing better than having someone drilling in the wall next to you. For all day long.
- 7point340
i prefer to fap to i don't like mondays by the boomtown rats.
i try to coincide my happy ending with the lines: "i wanna shoot the whole day down"
- tell me whylocustsloth
- *shoots whole day down. gets wet nap7point34
- Jaline0
Hmmm...the Service Standard Delivery Date for my book was yesterday.
- Jaline0
Spooky, are you feeling better?
- Horp0
I just carved "Gaspatchio" in my arm because the waiter questioned the wisdom of ordering a cold meditarranean soup in the middle of an English winter.
- man, that's fucked, because you spelled it wrong********
- ahHAHAHAHA I didn't even notice.Horp
- I once poured some tomato juice into a bowl and called it GazpachoJnr_Madison
- just scribble the "i" outlocustsloth
- you should have asked him to pop it in the microwave, he'd have appreciated that.********
- and the t********
- man, that's fucked, because you spelled it wrong
- 7point340
I just carved "Pinocchio" in my dong because... well, i'm sure you can guess the rest