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- ********0
what?
- thought I heard something********
- *russles the busheskelpie
- thought I heard something
- NotByHand0
Hvad fanden er det for noget?
- Der er jo ikke nogen********
- Det er fanme uhyggeligt du...********
- Der er jo ikke nogen
- Horp0
BTW Rand, I did reaad your re-write of a previous side-note that I had failed to see.
So your dad was an artist? What sort of work... any info you would want to share about his work, him, etc? I would love to know, either Bloggedly or emailey, or of course, not at all if its not info you want to share for the general public's interest.
Skt's Dad was also an artist. I quite wanted to know about that too but it wasn't a good time to enquire.
- he was a non-representational painter who in his early 20s broke away from a very unsophisticated, rural, churchgoing background********
- churchgoing background********
- Is his work anywhere I could see it?Horp
- he was a non-representational painter who in his early 20s broke away from a very unsophisticated, rural, churchgoing background
- kelpie0
I've decided to announce this to try to keep motivated by the shame of not doing what I say I'm going to. I should have a site of sorts up by mid february. As if you ever gave a flying fuck
- finally!Jaline
- :PJaline
- you will be first to know. Don;t get too excited though, its unlikely to have much portfolio in itkelpie
- I, for one, couldn't care less...
j/kNotByHand - i'm interested, kelpie7point34
- in the "flying fuck"
how do you manage it?7point34 - AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHFariska
- that's entertainmentFariska
- its not really flying, I use wires, like a sticky kung fu moviekelpie
- Have a great website, kelpie!killthefish
- 7point340
hellooo, bloog
horp all is well
- PonyBoy0
One of my last 'local' clients is a land developer - his office got RAPED by the state agents yesterday in conjunction with a probe into one of our wonderful county supervisors...
... i've just been advised to not bother updating one of their sites this a.m...
... grrrr... what happened to the honest man? huh?
- kelpie0
wow, raped AND probed??
that's a rough day
- PonyBoy0
What sucks is this guy was a key figure in the Keating Savings and Loan scandal back in the 80's too (McCain has his hand in that shit too)... his entire business went under back then and he's since rebuilt it...
... apparently not learning his lesson.
- kelpie0
I'm not being in any way anti-american here, but isn't that a bit of a fundamental risk in your system of bankruptcy over there? that the 'pick yourself up and try again' model will throw up people who will try again, and fail again, possibly even more spectacularly?
- Horp0
Save the Spooky campaign update: I have managed to pursuade the client that bling aint the thing and we're going to move it in a new direction. My relief is tangible. Tangible here meaning 'an intimate patch of damp sediment'.
I have no idea what that alludes to to be honest, I just wrote it without too much thought.
- i thought tangibles were kinda like orangeslocustsloth
- you're sat on the floor masturbating in your own excrement again, aren't you?7point34
- i'll send rachel over with some tangible-scented wet naps to clean you up7point34
- Congratulations, Horp. I hope you've saved the receipt.killthefish
- Maybe use the word 'exudate' instead of damp sediment?...chossy
- ********0
nice horp.
- neue75_bold0
meh...
- Nairn0
My God, that cat shits like a small human.
Glad it chose the shower to do its business in though - that shows a certain amount of decency.
I love cats.
Other people's cats, especially.
Other people who simply have no concept in mind of the fact that other people might not necessarily like third party felines shitting in the shower.
I'm filled with love right now.
- Fuck cats. I mean, don't fuck them fuck them, but y'know... fuck em.********
- Damn animals.Jaline
- Fuck cats. I mean, don't fuck them fuck them, but y'know... fuck em.
- PonyBoy0
brown shoe
- Nairn0
I slightly regret cleaning up the remaining dollop of shit that The Owner curiously seemed to have missed when clearing up (curious, in that its existence glared at me from 2 metres away). I should've shaped it into a truffle-like form, dusted it with chocolate powder and sugar dust, then left it in the fridge as a treat.
- ********0
Today, inter-and-extra-curricular activities can go ahead and fuck themselves, thanks.
- being forced to 'play' at work?PonyBoy
- (shouldn't this post be in parentheses?)7point34
- indeedy, it's dreadful out....
there >neue75_bold - When your partner starts falling backwards, fake a sneeze and let them falllocustsloth