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- 7point340
i guess i was the only one that took offense to the the coach of that dallas girl's highschool team.
i often let my parenthood get the best of me. all i could do was imagine the embarrassment the other team must have felt, and imagine if my son had to deal with that then i would become the human torch and fucking smite everyone in horrid burny fire, yo.
- neue75_bold0
344 pages orso...
- check********
- My heart is beating like a jungle drum********
- du dududndum du dunudumFariska
- check
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i don't get Adobe Distiller, it doesn't make pdf's of my .ai, and i actuallly don't see the point of the program, what does it do?
- it distills stuffcanuck
- you said it********
- moonshine********
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Distiller is from the *old days* really. Quark didn't always export PDFs — especially of reliable press quality. Luckily nobody uses quark anymore.
- locustsloth0
The ability to be helpful twice with the same morsel of limited knowledge: mine.
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nick shits on the other threads
- Horp0
I used to use Quark and I ran distiller Digdre and even I could not tell you what Distiller does. Used to drive me nuts. You had to save your Quark file, export it as a pdf by fucking around with loads of settings under many various menu headers, preference panels, page set up pages and print pages, and then once you'd made the pdf you had to drag and drop it onto Adobe Distiller and it would noodle about a bit and then give you a locked up postscript file. Took about 6 days to get it done correctly as you'd always remember you didn't go to menu> Object> Output> Settings> EndRes> OutputParameters> File> Setprint> etc etc.
And then a day later the client would call with a copy change and you'd have to go all the way back to your Quark doc and do the whole lot again. I used to shout so much that flecks of blood would fly out of my throat onto the screen.
- oh yes.
Cleaning blood flecks off of CRTs was the worst part.********
- oh yes.
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how do you make a 30k mpu more glamorous?
i know it's a question we ask ourselves everyday, so what are your thoughts?
- glitter?********
- gary?********
- I don't know what a 30k mpu is but I bet some of my bling stylee would bring it on a treat.Horp
- 5k swf, 10Mb video!Fariska
- no polite loading, 30k. hugh jackman, oscars, GLAMOUR.********
- i hate myself.********
- BLING IT ON MAN, BLING IT ON.Horp
- particle generator. Out of a single gif you'll make tons of glitter and glamour all over your 350x250Fariska
- gif? GIFS? this is the future, i'm using flash. wooohoo. by the way, i think i split up with the girlfriend last night.********
- the notes seem as good a place as any to share that little bit of joy.********
- ow :-/ Is she in the UK?Fariska
- that's a shame, mate. get a beer or 107point34
- nah, here in LA. it's difficult though, she can't work, feels she has lost her identity etc etc...********
- also, i'm a twat.********
- Shit Skt, sorry to hear that. Maybe you both need to head home sharpish.Horp
- glitter?
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^hey you dataflower
- Horp0
I was really miffed that I missed the chance to have a free pro-Krop account. So I was very pleased indeed today when a certain, erm, rival operation offered me a free beta test account of their system... which will then be free forever.
> D
- emukid0
i once dated a girl who got upset that i spoiled the movie for her when i mentioned that Titanic was a movie about a ship that sank.
- 7point340
trinity dies at the end of matrix revolutions
- Horp0
^ Oh God, the hours I spent trying to explain to Rachel the nerdy logic behind the fact that Neo could reach into her 'data' and massage her heart back to life. Every time I would think "She's got it, by jove she's finally got it" and then she'd say, "yeah, but how..."
"ARRRGH I DON'T FUCKING CARE ITS SHIT ANYWAY".
- Re: MatrixHorp
- the matrix could be real********
- Just tell her, "He is The One".Jaline
- but where 'd i read that agaiN.. forgot it********
- it's a simple fact. guys should never watch movies with women.7point34
- ever.7point34
- amen broemukid
- My media studies prof in high school was obsessed with The Matrix. She got me into it, and then into my degree.Jaline
- I'm different. Trust me. Also, if you keep talking during a film, I'll kill you.Jaline
- no offense but your teacher was retarded.7point34
- ok, some offense was intended7point34
- No, she wasn't. Because somebody likes something a bit more than usual doesn't make them retarded. The MatrixJaline
- is one of the best films of all time. (as for my first sentence, there are exceptions, of course, haha)Jaline
- She was also very attractive. I think somebody jerked off in her class once, and she caught him. Horrid.Jaline
- That was me and I apologised.Horp
- hahahahaha7point34
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Horp, what rival? tell me.
- Ah-ha, a little fishy, on my hook!Horp
- I posted it in the note.Jaline
- FoHorp
- lkHorp
- ertHorp
- drop me a mail anyway. how lng has that been.********
- still don't know what rival.
ffffound invite? YH? TELL ME******** - Its not realy a 'rival' Digz, you're taking me too seriously. Its just a rival portfolio system. I got an account today.Horp
- READ THE NOTE.Jaline
- I should take my own advice and keep reading previous notes. Not B E hance, as Spooky put it.Jaline
- I didn't like to interrupt you Jaline HAHAHAHAH = DHorp
- yea jaline. you have to read better.
j/k********
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Folkert? isn't that soupervamos
- Co-creator of Newstoday as well.Jaline
- no shit!!ç!!********
- 7point340
OH GOD WHY DO THEY ASK QUESTIONS?!?!?!
i don't know why he did that. we haven't gotten past the opening credits. thank maybe we could sit tight for at least another 2 hours before you start asking any questions?