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- jevad0
jox you're writing my journal from now on - that was brillaint....
- DutchBoy0
absolute genius that jox boy!
- magicpatch0
deep blogs by jox handy!
- magicpatch0
i feel like a thousand bucks! lol
- Gorbie0
Dear Blog.
It's a partially sunny, cool as Sacto gets kinda day. Mild breeze pushing the valley smog a little more towards Nevada. I'm stuck in the office, all caught up with my work, wishing I didn't stop smoking because I never go outside anymore. This 3:39 business feels like a ripple in time. I feel the rest of the world has moved on. Leaving the slow-poke west coast all alone. It used to be we was progressive people out here. Now it feels were always last. My job will soon be over here. I've held this chair down to the best of my ability. I'll have a drink or three with my lovely girlfriend before we watch a film. But what does it matter. The whole rest of the world already did just that.... Shit... Australia is just about ready to do it again.
- DutchBoy0
"But what does it matter. The whole rest of the world already did just that.... Shit... Australia is just about ready to do it again."
Deep!!
:O
- Gorbie0
I could, however, use this site to help be in my time vs. geographic location predicament. I should start a thread. A thread were I could invite my European and Asian peers to share their mistakes made in their day - so when that time arrives in my corner of the world - I have learned from those mistakes, therefore reducing the risk of repeating them. Just think of all the problems you could avoid, if you just had 9-12 hours warning.
It's brilliant!
- DutchBoy0
i got a severe beating from yeti today. i think they are finally coming out and teach humans a lesson. either that or they feel left out in the media. i feel that gorbie should look out as yeti's might have a global conspiracy against us. after the yeti beat me up i went home to clean my wounds and then i had an awesome sandwhich at the local lunchbar, they made the best lemon-tea i have had in ages! i won't forget this day any time soon, as this lemon-tea was a true orgasm for my taste-buds!
- jox0
Ohh, now I'm UPSET!
If I ever find the person who crafted the battery for my PDA, I will eat his kids and throw his wife down a cliff. And then, I'm going to attach him to a traffic light and connect his penis to a device that has equal amounts of power as 32 nuclear facilities, and then the device to the traffic light - so when the light turns green, his cock is going to be so electrocuted that the contains of it will, under a millisecond, spread around his body and create a pressure up his head so it explodes. Then I'm going to write to his family (the ones that are alive) and tell them that he died because his penis exploded in his head.
Why? you say. MY PDA HAS A FUCKING STAND-BY TIME OF 20 MINUTES! IF I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH THE SCREEN SO IT GOES ON, IT REDUCES IT TO 10 MINUTES!!!
- magicpatch0
feeling: a little jealous, cuz everyone is super blogging and i can only read them... although it is comforting me as i prepare for the long haul!
- Gorbie0
See! My plan is already a success. I now have the edge in yeti attack prevention. And I know NOT to apply for that Current Concept internship.
Thank you my dear friends from the future!
- magicpatch0
someone owns blogster.com
ba*stard!
- Gorbie0
feeling: concerned with magicpatch's sleep patterns and redbull consumption levels.
fearing: magicpatch will begin to see things that aren't there. shadow monsters and such.
- DutchBoy0
report from the future:
as of Saturday April 17th, 1.21 am CEST, there are still no flying cars.
- jox0
If you ever build that jump we talked so much about it might, dutch.
- Rand0
Feeling: left out because I've been in the car for the last six hours on the way to beautiful New England. Bosox/Yankees on tonight.
Food so far today: poppyseed bagel with cream cheese, onion, tomato and smoked trout. Quarter pounder with cheese. Half an order of medium fries. Double tall latte. Becks' Dark. Dinner to come. Don't know what it will be.
Nice work on the blog, everyone. But Gorbie's contributions have to be singled out for special commendations on this day
- Rand0
Now that I think about it, that seems unfair. Everyone should be singled out.
Peteski, get used to those eye exams, glaucoma and such.
- Dita0
what tha fuuuck r you loootttt talkin about?!
fuck i'm drunnnnk :P
- Rand0
report from the future:
drunk
- Dita0
current state:
haavin dificykty tio tyope