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- kalkal0
Morning ya'll
- Fariska0
I'm split between starting doing work and having a peek at rybo's thread. So far it seems is going well. But i wonder if there is something that has not already been said.
- ian0
I am constantly amazed by rybos complete and utter unnerving self belief and arrogance. Sometimes I wish I could be that blind and determined.
- ignorance IS bliss...neue75_bold
- yeah neue, apparently it is. readign his posts can be quite breathtaking.ian
- ian0
Also,
GOOD MORNING BLOG!!!
- kelpie0
morning.
It occurred to me today in the shower that Argos catalogue shop is the father of e-commerce.
Its all about the strategic shopping model
- Fariska0
I really think that the new Animal Collective Album is really good.
Well... maybe after a shot or two of Heroine, a couple of acids and several spliffs.- haha, and ear plugs...neue75_bold
- So thats why I've never appreciated them fullykalkal
- My music pick of the day is Miracle Fortress and Caribou. give em a go!ian
- funny, listening to Caribou at the moment, before that – Seabear..neue75_bold
- I saw them about 6 years ago playing in glasgow supporting 4 tet. They got roundly laughed at. I genuinely thought they were a comedy actkelpie
- Seabear? Never heard of em. Any good? What are they like?ian
- ...comedy act. Then fucking Hebden came on and noodles his way through an hour of pish, only 30mins of which I sawkelpie
- Beck - Modern guilt is defo the album to start the day withFariska
- have a listen http://www.mediafire… it's kinda folky, bit melancholy...neue75_bold
- I'll give it a whirl and report back with my findings!ian
- I'm liking the Canadian theme to your music today though :)neue75_bold
- sounds about right kelpie..neue75_bold
- Neue, would you kindly provide the pwd for that file?Fariska
- Nevermind, got it from the sourceFariska
- Yeah, password please?ian
- nodata.tvFariska
- hmm, sorry, no idea, I didn't upload it, just found it... I'll upload it on my server...neue75_bold
- i got it from megaupload via nodata.tvFariska
- Fariska0
First thing i realized when i stepped into argos 2 years ago:
Wow! E-commerce without internet.
And then my mind blew.
After buying, duvet, pillows brita jugs and all the stuff a foreigner buys when he moves to London.
- ian0
I cut my finger the other night, I put a plaster on it and now it smells funny. Whats up with that?
- gangrene, best thing you can do is lop the whole digit offkelpie
- Plasters are good for stopping bleeding but you want air to get to it for it to heal properlykalkal
- I feared as much kelpie. I better take the whole hand off at the wrist before it goes goes bad.ian
- Why not be really safe and take off the whole arm, its either the arm or your lifekalkal
- Really though, that'll just be your body cleaning the cut out and the mank accumulating under the plasterkalkal
- The same way peircings stinkkalkal
- Khurram0
I was in munich over the week. With work. On my own.
Bored out of my mind, for the most part. No clubs open on early week. Street life dead on accounta the cold.
Got drunk in the big beer garden. Went to a gay club cos thought it'd be a good place to pick-up chicks in a foreign land, or at worst thought I might get my dick sucked by a guy. No one spoke English, difficulty in bringing the vibe. Talked to some German Emo girls who looked about 15. One was very beautiful, but made no headway. Came on too strong.
On way home stopped off in a strip club. Got a private dance by some HOT blonde. Tried to get her to suck my dick. She wanted €100 - for a blow-job??!!!!! She let me suck her tits tho, which was nice. and she pulled my cock out and played with it... but no happy ending :(
Became increasingly drunk and irritable. Went home frustrated and called up cherish "M". Told cherish about exploits, who seemed turned on by my adventures. Had phone sex with her.
Woke up in the morning and the hotel told me my phone bill was £200. Almost had a panick attack at the knowledge of this. Remembered how much money i'd spent on alcohol and strippers on the night before. Realised i was going to be broke for the next three weeks until pay day.
On way to airport went to sex shop and bought vibrator for cherish "M". Told her she can fuck her pussy with it while i fuck her arse. She seems keen on the idea.
Overall, Munich is a pile of cunt.
- stripper stories, how interesting.********
- that's ashame... i really like munichmegE
- stripper stories, how interesting.
- Horp0
First Studio niggle:
Nobody else in this place has milk in their drinks, so I buy myself a 2 litre carton of milk for the week. Somehow though, mysteriously, half an hour after I have bought the milk and made myself one coffee, the carton of milk disappears, completely, every time. No trace of it. Not even an empty carton in the bin.
I wander round asking if anyone has seen my milk and everyone just looks blankly, shakes their head and remind sme they don't take milk.
WHERE THE FUCK DOES MY MILK GO EVERY DAY THEN?
I HATE BLACK COFFEE.I hate... HATE that I am forced into unnatural and seemingly petty modes of behaviour such as having to hide my milk in my studio where it will go warm and cheesey or god forbid putting a sticker on it, or chaining it to the counter, but for fuck's sake I but the fucking milk so can't I just have the fucking milk?
I went to the shop three times in one day last week. Its like a test, like a mind game or something.
FUUUUCK.
- Write "HANDS OFF FUCKER" on the carton********
- Oh, I forgot, had phone sex with a dildo up my cunt for 60 dollar suckyfucky love you long time.Horp
- or "webcam is watching"********
- got it!:
"WEBCAM IS WATCHING, YOU FUCKING FUCKER"******** - someone at my work has written "Ian's milk, FUCK OFF!" on his carton of milkKhurram
- well khurram thats a goddamn lie, thats not my milk. Feel free to spit in it.ian
- racistkalkal
- You need milk cam********
- "I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU"********
- Write "HANDS OFF FUCKER" on the carton
- Horp0
Khurram can you see the tragedy?
Its so close to where you are.- Yes. We had similar experiences at our work. HR settled the matter by providing free milk to allKhurram
- we pay a fiver out of our wages monthly which combines to buy coffee, tea, milk and sugar. The coffee is always really boggingkelpie
- but there's no way I could budget a months coffee on a fiver so its ok by me.kelpie
- and in other interesting news. my favourite colour is blue and I'm a libra.kelpie
- kelpie0
You want to be tagging that milk with an RFID chip, then you can track it down to the elusive milk thieves desk. You know he's probably washing in it while wanking off over a print out of one of your pieces? Or maybe Horpverine.
maybe. just an idea really.
- Horp0
In other news...
Designed 6 roughs for client, all a bit of a mishmash done in a massive hurry. Feedback came by way of a total rebreif. Use a different logo version, use a new colour scheme, make brand the hero and event merely a sign off underneath, not the other way round, use a different shape... all things that were not mentioned in the first brief.
So I decided "Do your own thing. Just do what you think is right. Stand by your own ideas with confidence, or drop the project" so I diregarded everything and did a really lovely piece of silverwork. Elegant, refined, understated and definitely on its way to being a really great piece of work for a change. I'm just getting ready to send it when the phone rings and its the client.
"Actually, disregard that last phone call. Do it exactly as per your first ever rough you sent us".
Beautiful work canned. Mishmash triumphant.
Aint it the way.
- Fariska0
Just buy some laxative and put it all inside the milk.
Obviously that day you won't have any milk, buy you'll spot the thief easily. And hardly he will steal again.- < 'ark at fucking sherlock holmes 'erekelpie
- HahahahaHorp
- lol. I love you guyz. :DKhurram
- I love the way this is written :)chossy
- I'll take it as a compliment.Fariska
- Or grind up some sleeping pills in it and the first person you see sleeping, beat them with a hesian bag full of doorknobs.MrOneHundred
- "...teach you to steal my milk you dopey prick."MrOneHundred
- hahaha 'hessian bag full of doorknobs". hahahaian
- ********0
wtf is this crap here!!!! no results in the mailbox ?! CUNTS
- ********0
ian,
my schoolresults, from my exams, they should be in the mailbox today.. and I still don't have them..
I just received my others results though..
- MrOneHundred0
Goodnight. Friday close at hand.
- kelpie0
relax digs, you can't do anything about when your mail will arrive so you may as well watch some tele and be zen about it, they'll get there
- chossy0
I am drinking some hot soup from a polystyrene cup and I can taste a faint polystyrene chemical element in my soup, I will of course finish my soup, however I am thinking will this hurt me in some way? or reshape my genes so as a cock grows out my fucking chin or something equally unpleasent.....
- Actually having a discreet ponis under you chin might be good when loving the ladies, you'd end up with..chossy
- a fucking thick neck though.chossy
- tough one making a ponis on your chin discreet I reckon. I can imagine kids in edinburgh saying "look there';s that guy with the ponis on his chin" a lotkelpie
- ponis on his chin, hahaha" quite a lotkelpie