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- kelpie0
haha, just had a wicked idea for a spread in the book while in the shower this morning, how typical. If you guys get ultra stuck for a contributer due to a slew of drop outs, gimme a shout and I'll throw it together. I'll write it in the meantime anyway, just in case
- Fariska0
this thread still needs more panique au village
http://www.dailymotion.com/video…whatch it!
- kelpie0
anyone know who this is?
Gokhan Ozturk
he just sent me a message on Fakebook asking me to have a look at his short film and critique it. wtf?
- film = penisneue75_bold
- hahahahahahahakelpie
- I've seen plenty of short films in my time. Give me a look.MrOneHundred
- neue75_bold0
I felt so much better yesterday, even managed to get 12 hours of work done at the office... After being here for an hour today, I feel near death again...
I reckon it's merely the sound of my fat American bosses voice that sends my body into decline...
- looking at her doesn't help either..neue75_bold
- working in the empty office is a joy, if only you could book an empty weekday instead of giving up the weekendkelpie
- indeed.. thankfully, once I get a new laptop then I'll be working from home 1-2 days a week...neue75_bold
- ian0
Last night I maganged to out nerd myself once more. I finally messed around with streaming content from my laptop to my ps3. It worked a treat, I never liked watching films or shows on the laptop so I can now watch The Wire full screen on my tv. Awesomeness.
and, GOOOOOOD MORNING QBN! *
*done in Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer voice.
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- Fariska0
New people is starting tomorrow. And finally not just guys!!
- ********0
Here is an official welcome back to good ol' Horpycheeks!
- vespa0
Welcome back Horpes!
mwah mwah
- Fariska0
while scrolling the music lib "the mentalists" caught my eye and keep thinking "oh damn, just few tracks". Can't wait for a full-length album release.
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- < RASKO!!!!Horp
- I'm calling the police now. Vandalist.Horp
- :'(********
- yeaaa!vespa
- popped collar?Jnr_Madison
- nope, sheepskin********
- ********0
- lovely! how long did it take?emukid
- hmm this was ages ago actually, maybe an hour, an hour and a half I guess. To the left I did two characters..********
- which was moomin papa shagging snorkmaiden in the whoopsie********
- those are great piecesFariska
- HAHAHAHA Love it.Horp
- indeed, both excellent, would be impressed if I wasn't already...neue75_bold
- thanks, they're pretty sloppy to be honest, but it's all good fun :)********
- better than the mess I used to make... granted it was only after writing for 2 years that I learned you could buy differentneue75_bold
- caps...neue75_bold
- ahh, growing up in rural canada...neue75_bold
- ha.. it used to be fun trying out all mums different hairspray caps, she loved that I tell you.********
- I found ovencleaner caps to be the best.********
- really? My mum loved it when I drove her car after I'd been painting and hadn't fully gotten paint off my hands..neue75_bold
- or my pants...neue75_bold
- and then we'd hotbox her car...neue75_bold
- shit in her oven..neue75_bold
- this one time I blew up her house with semtex, I got grounded for a week.********
- bet she never saw that one coming...neue75_bold
- neue75_bold0
I know his whole tag because the fag writes his name crooked...
- Jnr_Madison0
Horp - David Koresh
OddBlog - WacoWe all know how that ended...
- welcome to jonestown...neue75_bold
- bridges have been burned...Jnr_Madison
- Madison county is in pain..neue75_bold
- But we all remember the name of David Koresh don't we, and we all know he died a martyr, eh? EH? FUCK YEAH!Horp
- MrOneHundred0
Mr100 - neighbour of the koresh compound who cops a stray bullet.
- No good? That's it! I'm starting my own cult/thread.MrOneHundred
- ********0
- and that will be all, thanks for your patience.********
- Is this your stuff too Rasko?Horp
- a little 'campaign' me and a friend put up. I was pretty amazed when I found out just how much to costs to advertise on the insides.********
- on the insides.
A LOT.******** - Yeah I bet. Great idea and work. Got any more pics? Ever fancy doing anything like that now? ; )Horp
- I have frequent urges for 'campaigns'... it's just finding time and stuff********
- people's attitudes have changed too, the fear factory has got to people.********
- We put these up on a sunday night with people on the trains, I think that now, people would get uppity.********
- thanks btw.********
- Very true. Most public acts of dissent run the risking of frightening someone to death now and resulting in a Guantanamo visit.Horp
- Guantanamo visit.Horp
- exactly. :/********
- ffffound********
- and that will be all, thanks for your patience.
- kelpie0
Konspiracy really pisses me off sometimes. He's quite embarrassing to his fellow scots over his weather tirades gents, just so you know.
- I take no offence at all. I like Kon, he's a top bloke. I'm a bit confused why you and Chossy are upset by it TBH.Horp
- Unless its because the underlying message is that English people are cunts, in which case...Horp
- HEY!Horp
- well...kelpie
- tbh, if it were genuinelt 2 inches of snow last week, and we genuinely put up with arctic conditions stoically it would be worth a gentle ribbing...kelpie
- ...worth a ribbing, but it wasn't, and we don't. So its an embarrassing boast and the it sounds bitter to me, and daftkelpie
- ...and I've got more than a bit tired of WE ARE SCOTS, THE MASTER RACE bitterness of latekelpie
- (I mean, its vulgar to say innit? even though its TRUE)kelpie
- Pfffft.
Horp - (though to be fair, he's always got my goat, for various reasons. I'm sure he's an alright chap in reality)kelpie
- he's just a bit dim...neue75_bold
- < Fucking elitist blog cuntsHorp
- I knew you were going to say that.kelpie
- I have him in the same envelope as mg33.
It's a very nice envelope and I lined it with felt.******** - lined it with soft felt.********
- lead covered in soft felt is still lead. And when did we start referring to coffins as "envelopes"?kelpie
- COME AND SEEE MY STATIONERY CUPBOARD KELPEEEE COME TO MEE HEHEEEEHEEE WE'LL HAVE SUCH NICE TIME YESSSSS!!!********
- Fariska0
^ It happens at every latitude dear Kelps. Every fucking one think they are the best people in the world, and tease and bash everyone else for not being in their circle/clique etc etc.
To be part of a small and restricted group (which members can be enumerated) is a very primitive yet still strong form of self defense for the human being.
- chossy0
Indeed kelpie, you know he (kon) would be the first one shitting his can if something actually bad happened, remember he was the one that complained because a building site was a bit too loud. Apparently when they were hammering things that needed hammering it was too loud.
- cunts, I thought that shit never happened to good daily mail reading edinburgh tory designers? cuntskelpie
- ;Dkelpie
- Loud Hammery Scotch Cunts.Horp
- I think you're all jealous because he just bought himself a sharp motor.Horp
- nah, he didn't buy himself a sharp motor, cos he's too scared it'll get keyed.kelpie
- aw this is daft, he's ok, now I'm being a bully.kelpie
- neue75_bold0
I am oozing pain[t]..